The readers have chosen to hijack the bus and drive it to the mall - RANDOMNESS POWER ACTIVATE!

You run and get onto the bus. It's strange to get used to the fact that your legs are so short, but you make the bus none the less. Seemingly out of nowhere a musical cue plays as the bus pulls away.

You quickly glance down the row to revel that there are no seats free except for on the front seat, next to Martin.

"Hi Lisa" squeaks Martin "you know I did and experiment on the effects of Sodium Chloride on biennial organisms?"

Man, you think, it's too early in the morning for this.

"Riiight" you say "or, you 'salted' some 'plants'. Using big words doesn't make you smarter you know. And no, I didn't know Martin, but I also don't care."

"Is something wrong today Lisa?" asks Martin

This is getting boring, you decide, if this is a dream it's time to make things interesting. You look out the window of the bus and see Springfield mall. Time to do some... shopping.

You jump out of your seat and move to the front of the bus.

"Wow girl-Bart," says Otto "you can't be up here."

You see the trailing cord of the headphones and seize your opportunity. You unplug the headphones from his walkman and let the cord fall to the ground.

"Nooooo" screams Otto as he dives for the cord with both hands

You grab the wheel and turn it sharply stomping down hard on the accelerator. You can't actually see over the dashboard, but you can hear the tires screeching in protest, and feel the shuddering jolt as the bus mounts the curb. Somehow you manage to avoid hitting anyone or anything as you drive crazily at top speed through the car park, the massive diesel engine revving far beyond its design intent, creating an increasingly high pitched roar.

The bus hits the front of the mall, glass shatters and metal framing is torn from its mountings. The front tires have popped and the windshield has shattered. But the bus keeps moving forward

"I can't die," you laugh maniacally "cause I'm Lisa Simpson. Hahahahaha!"

The bus rockets across the marble flooring until there is an enomous jolt. The front axel is torn clean off as the bus hits the front wall of the water feature, but the rest of the bus continues into the fountain. The great engine aspirates water and finally dies with a squelching cough.

"Last stop," you say, turning back to your frightened classmates "end of the line."

Hahaha, you'd allways wanted to say that line. Bart was the first to recover from the shock.

"Way'ta go Lise!" he yells "alright everyone lets all go nuts!"

Once again seeming from nowhere music starts to play, it"talkin' 'bout my generation"

You pull the door release mechanism and all the kids come screaming off the bus, ready to party. Otto looks at the water lapping up around his ankles.

"Wow," he says "trippy!"

I know I was as surprised as you - well actually I don't know how surprised you are, but I assume it's 'very'. What will they choose next? You may think it can't get any more random, you may also be mistaken. Find out in THE NEXT CHAPTER!