It happened when we were 9 years old, Chad Troy Jason and I were at Troy's house playing Truth or Dare…

"Troy's turn!" Chad smiled

"Aw, already?" the poor kid said forlorn

"YES!" Zeke rubbed his hands together

"I call it!" Jason raised his hand

"K." They said.

"Troy Alexander Bolton duke of….blondliness…" He said "I dare you too…" He looked outside "Dig in your trashcan!"

"EW!" They said in disbelief

"That was all I had!" Jason shrugged

Troy inhaled

"You have to do it." Chad said sympathetically as Zeke stifled a laugh

"Fine. Lets go." Troy said as they headed downstairs "But lets say hi to my mom first!" He pointed

"Staller." Zeke mumbled

"Hey mom!" Troy greeted as they came into the kitchen "New perfume?"

"Oh yes!" Mrs. Bolton sighed happily

"Who from?" He said

"Oh just some hunk hottie I know…" She sighed dreamily. Five seconds later after noticing the 9 year olds blinking at her she shooed them off "You can go play now!" She nodded

(Switch to outside)

"I don't know guys…" Troy said nervously

"Oh come on Troy! Just jump in and get it over with!" Zeke said, with that Troy jumped in. The guys began to laugh. After seeing the trashcan begin to lean they gasped in terror. The trashcan came down.

"HEY! What are you boys doing?!" Mr. Bolton exclaimed as he picked them up

"A Dare." Chad said

"Well not in the trashcan." He ruffled his hair "Inside and don't come out the room." He pointed, the guys reluctantly went in.

As Jason closed the door to Troy's room. Troy gawked at a paper he found.

"Sorry about that guys…" He shrugged the guys shrugged as well.

"No….no don't be sorry Jase…We may have found something" Troy said with a far away expression, he held up the card which read:

For someone special, Lucille, these signature fragrances could only fit on a radiant flower such as you. Hope you enjoy the gift

Yours always and forever, Jack Danson.

The guys gawked as well before Zeke started laughing, followed by the others

"You guys this isn't funny!" Troy insisted "If my mom is in some romantic relationship with Jack Dickenson- whatever- My parents could split up if my dad finds out! That was probably the hottie she was day dreaming about!" He exclaimed

The guys stopped laughing

"Then….what should we do?" Chad said

"Devise a plan to stop him." Troy nodded

"We're only nine!" Zeke exclaimed

"Yeah! AND we can't get out the room!" Jason said

Troy paused "Then we'll just have to sneak out." The others exchanged glances.

-Mission Impossible!-

(Switch to guys sitting on the floor with paper in front of them)

"Jase, start the tape." Troy said as Jason turned on the Mission Impossible theme song.

"Okay! Here's the plan! We sneak out of my room like ninjas, and we send two allies, one to send an email and one to make a phone call." Troy devised

"What is the email for?" Zeke questioned

"We're going to pretend we're mom and send an email to Jack Danson saying that we want to end the relationship!" Troy pounded his fist in his hand "Jason you can do that."

"The second ally will disguise their voice and call mom saying that she needs to be at work immediately! Chad you're best at that!"

"On it!" Chad nodded

"Then after we do that we stop for lunch- I'm thinking burritos…- and then we FIND OUT WERE HE LIVES AND KNOCK HIM OUT!" Troy jumped up

"isn't that a bit…violent? And messed up?" Chad blinked

"It was messed up how he messed with our mom! Well, your pretend 'S GO!" Troy pointed

(Phone call)

Chad: *deepen voice* Hello. This is your boss from the place you work! You need to come to the office immediately- as in right now- or YOU'RE FIRED!"

Meanwhile in her room Lucille gasped "What is it!? Did i do something wrong?! I know I remembered to file my paperwork sir-"

"JUST GET DOWN HERE LADY!" Chad said before seeing behind him. Next thing he knew he was hanging from his shoulder "But daaaaaad!" He whined

"Back to the room." Mr. Bolton said as Mrs. Bolton rushed out the door.

"Yes!" Chad whispered

(Email)

Dear Jack I'm sorry but you and me are history-

YOU HAVE ALL THE WRONG PUNCTUATIONS AND GRAMMAR!

AND SPACE IT WILL YOU?!

Okay okay!

Dear Jack,

I'm sorry but you and I are history-

THAT DOSEN'T SOUND ANYTHING LIKE MY MOM!

AT ALL!

Will you three just SHUT UP? Geez!

Dear Jack,

I'm sorry but you and I can no longer see each other. I should have never even started an affair with you. That was stupid-

HEY!

SHUT. UP! *Type faster*

Dear Jack,

I'm sorry but you and I can no longer see each other. I should have never even started an affair with you. That was highly stupid of me. I am not sorry for this email one tiny bit because you are a grown man and you should know not to mess with TAKEN hot women like me!

DID YOU JUST-

SHH!

Apologies, Jason.

NOT JASON!

LUCILLE YOU IDIOT!

AYE YAEY YAEY!

FINE!

Dear Jack,

I'm sorry but you and I can no longer see each other. I should have never even started an affair with you. That was highly stupid of me. I am not sorry for this email one tiny bit because you are a grown man and you should know not to mess with TAKEN hot women like me!

Apologies, Lucille.

GOOD JASON!

I hate you all. *try to send email* What the…

(Back)

"What?" Troy said

"Your mom's stupid email gave me a math problem in order to send it!" Jason motioned his hand

Troy ran over and checked it out "That's trigonometry!" He face palmed himself

"And what kind of smarty pants knows that stuff?!" Zeke moaned

Troy replied "What we need is a hack!"

"And who knows how to do that?" Jason moaned

Chad sighed annoyed

*Zoom in on narrowed eyes*

"Only the most disgusting, most annoying, most repulsive girl in the whole wide world." He said

(Switch to third person view of guy's at the door. Door opens)

"Hey Taylor can we borrow your hyperdrive thingy whatever nerdy thing?" Chad leaned against the wall. Taylor screamed and shut the door. Chad knocked again and Taylor opened it.

"So I presume that if I talk to your intolerable face you will get off my doorstep?" Taylor crossed her arms

"No…We need help." Chad narrowed his eyes at his enemy

"We need a hack!" Troy nodded

Taylor scoffed "You want ME to help, YOU?" She laughed "You can't be serious!" The laugh stopped and was replaced with seriousness "My intelligence is far beyond all of your brains combined. So anything YOU boys are doing? Must be WAAAAAY below my intellect." She smiled smugly

"Oh, and you can blink like idiots now." She snapped as the guys did their normal Taylor routine

"whaaaaaaat?" Troy said

"I have no idea." Chad rolled his eyes

"Again! Way below my intellect. See you guys later!" She began to close the door but Zeke held it open

"It's a TRIGONOMETRY, question, Taylor." He reasoned

"Trig?" Taylor said "When did you guys study trig-"

"We'll explain it at my house." Troy said

Taylor scoffed "And who said I'm going with you?"

"Do you want to do a trig. problem?" Chad bribed

"Yes!" Taylor sighed

(Back at the Bolton's)

Taylor spun around after they explained "And viola! Your message is sent!" she said

"Awesome." Jason said

"SO where were we?" Troy asked

"BURRITO TIME!" The guys suddenly popped up with sombreros and maracas

(Imaginary Burrito)

"I can't believe this." Taylor groaned

"Yeah, we need to go faster…" Troy said. Taylor looked at him

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEA-"

(Faster)

Troy groaned "My stomach hurts…"

"Me too…" Zeke groaned

"Oh my gosh you guys didn't even eat actual burritos." Taylor sighed

"Wait, you didn't eat yours?" Chad questioned

"No."

"Can i have it?"

"Whatever."

Chad purposely took a big 'bite' out of his imaginary burrito and leaned over to Taylor he began to smack in her ear.

"CHAD STOP IT!" She screamed, pushing him off her and covering her ears

"This burrito is amazing!" He smirked as Taylor growled and shut her eyes furiously.

"Okay, now to sneak past dad without waking him up." Troy smiled

(Draft, kids army crawling)

"Hey!" leaned over the couch to see the kids.

"How did he wake up?! We were so quiet!" Troy exclaimed

Chad whipped around "Well MAYBE it was the super sauce we told you not to put in your burrito!" he said

"Because it DOESNT EXIST!" Taylor screamed

"Redo!" Jason said

(Back to burritos)

(Guys finish)

"Wait. You forgot your napkin!" Zeke pointed his finger up as the guys closed their eyes and daintily dabbed the sides of their mouths.

Troy sighed "It's just not the same without the sauce…"

(Army crawl, make it outside)

"WHOO-HOO!" Jason cheered

"HEY!"

"AGAIN!" the others said to each other with looks of panic on their faces as they ran upstairs

(Burritos,dab lips)

"Lets roll!" Chad cheered

(Outside)

"Now all we have to do is find a way to Jack Danson's house!" Troy pointed

"Right there!" Zeke pointed as a car with the words 'Jack Danson' Drove by. "We have to jump!"

They all ran towards the truck.

"What're you guys doing?" Ryan looked disturbed as he sat on his porch

"Making fools of ourselves." Taylor groaned. Chad, Jason, Zeke, and Taylor jumped in the back of the truck. Troy reached his hand out and Chad pulled him up. He accidentally jumped onto the wrong spot the wrong way causing immense pain in his 'area'

"The pain…the sensation…" Troy moaned "The burn!" He moaned as he fell in. After five minutes of riding they were talking normally.

"Hey Taylor? Have you ever heard the song about the duck and the grapes?" Chad smiled smugly

"Chad dont-" Taylor growled

"I KNOW IT! I KNOW IT!" Jason raised his hand

"Well take it away mistro!" Chad grinned evilly as Taylor looked away and crossed her arms.

Jason began to sing it "A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: Hey! bom bap bap! got any grapes?-"

Taylor cut him off "No he dosen't have any grapes! now will you just-

"Hey guys! That sign in front the house on the lawn says Jack Danson!" Zeke pointed

"Maybe he's there!" Troy said "Come on!"

"Guys, the sidewalk is ending!" Jason exclaimed "The truck is going out of town!" They looked ahead and saw the 'You are now leaving Albuquerque, have a nice day!' sign

"Well let's just….go one at a time!" Zeke said. He stood up and jumped out, landing on the grass.

Troy landed feet first on the sidewalk "YEAH!" he cheered

Jason jumped out and landed in the street, he saw a car coming, screamed, and ran to join Zeke.

The street was ending and Chad and Taylor were the only ones left. Chad looked at Taylor.

"I'll just walk back!" He assured. Taylor nodded, she nearly slipped of the edge but Chad grabbed her hand, Taylor shut her eyes and jumped down. The car went away with Chad in it.

"I can't believe he just did that for me!" She breathed, smiling. Troy looked after the truck with a disgusted face.

"I can't. Believe he just did that for you." He shook his head

"Well, aren't we going to go get him?" Jason said from behind them

"No…" Troy said "He's walking back."

"That could take hours!" Zeke said

"And what about Mrs. Danforth!?" Jason added

"Oh yeah her!" Troy said

"Yeah. Her." Zeke said rolling his eyes.

"CHAAAAAD! WHYYYYYYYY!" Troy screamed, notlooking forward to this little walk "WHYYYYY DID YOU PUT HER FIRST CHAD? CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" He shouted at the sky

"Yeah?" Chad smiled, he was back.

"Chad!" Taylor grinned as she hugged him. Chad hugged her back. 5 seconds later they pushed away.

"EWWW!" They said, wiping themselves off.

"Well, here we are. After all this searching and adventure, we have finally reached, Jack Danson's house." Troy said as if he was giving a speech, everyone smiled. "Would anybody like to escort me to the door?" he said, they nodded and walked up. Jason looked behind himself and frowned.

"Um…Troy?" he said uneasily

"Yeah?" he turned, ready to knock.

"Jack Danson isn't a person…." He pointed as everyone looked at the Billboard nearby "He's a french cartoon character…" He moaned as they observed the french man holding the perfume.

"Cheap!" Zeke said, trying to lighten the mood.

"So you mean this ENTIRE TIME! We have risked our lives and did a whole stupid plan for NOTHING!" He screamed

Taylor pulled her hair "This is why I underestimate you guys!"

"This isn't my fault! Blame the card!" Troy held his card up

"WELL WHO GRABBED THE CARD?!"

"NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU GUYS HADN'T DARED ME TO DIG IN THE TRASH!"

"EW! YOU GUYS ARE NASTY!"

"SHUT UP!"

"THAT'S IT! WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN!"

"AGREED MORON!"

"UNBELIEVEABLE!"

(end)

"And that is the ever so embarrassing tale." Zeke laughed

"How did Ryan hear it?" Troy panicked

"He asked us when we came back." Chad said, Troy screamed into the pillow. The gang laughed.

"I have another one!" Kelsi said "Remember that time Ryan didn't know how to ride a bike?" Ryan blushed as Taylor and Sharpay cooed

"That was so cute!" They sighed

"Okay, lets begin!" Kelsi crossed her legs

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