Ta-dah! 'Tis done!

So, this is the last chapter of the story! It's kinda like a short overview of the next 5 or so years, or something similar.

And it's utter crap.

Really, I tried to make it okay, but… just couldn't. Don't know why, just couldn't.

So, read and review, hope ya enjoy!

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"They're going to execute Sasuke."

Shikamaru and Shikaku looked up from their game of Shogi towards Naruto, who was standing in the doorway to the room. Shikamaru leaned back slightly in his chair.

"And how do you feel about it?"

Naruto blinked, realizing Shikamaru sounded like a shrink, and judging by the muffled snickers coming from Shikaku, the man had realized it too. Shikamaru turned his head slightly and glared at his father. He didn't stop laughing.

Naruto shook his head and answered his boyfriend's earlier question, "I... don't know, really. I'm not sad, but I'm not exactly happy either. Just... don't care, I suppose."

Shikamaru nodded slightly but his father frowned. "Didn't the council want an heir for the Uchiha? They all seemed pretty obsessed about reviving his clan..."

Naruto sighed and went over to the couch, sitting down on it heavily.

"They have an heir. Or will have, in eight months."

"Who?"

"Sakura. She didn't seem exactly happy when she found out, something about pregnancy ruining her figure…? Don't really care. Anyway, she wanted an abortion, but the council forbade it. They ordered some ANBU to watch over her and as soon as the kids are born, Sasuke's going to be executed."

Shikamaru nodded, but froze as soon as he realized something. "Kids? How many Uchihas are there going to be?"

Naruto smirked. "Three. Actually, I kinda feel sorry for them, having Sasuke and Sakura as parents. Can you imagine what they're going to look like?" Shikamaru and Shikaku shuddered slightly. Like Sasuke with pink hair… Creepy.

"Scary, isn't it?" Naruto shook his head with a slight smile. He looked towards the two Nara's again and grinned.

Shikamaru, slightly frightened because of the grin, asked the blonde, "Naruto? What are you planning?"

Naruto's grin only got larger. "I remembered why I went to Tsunade-obaa-chan in the first place! I wanted to ask her if I could keep a… a pet, I suppose."

Now even Shikaku looked scared. "It's not a bear or anything dangerous, is it?"

Naruto frowned. "No… But that would have been cool too!" The two brunettes in the room sighed in relief. Thank God…

Naruto stood up and introduced in his best announcer voice, "And here he comes, the one and only… Kyuubi!"

A small fox, no larger than a cat, happily ran into the room and towards Naruto, who picked the red ball of fluff up and cuddled it. The two Nara's stared.

"Naruto… Kyuubi's the demon that was sealed into you after you were born, correct?" After seeing Naruto nod, Shikamaru continued.

"And that's the same Kyuubi, the one who wanted to destroy Konoha?" Another nod.

"Why is he out from the seal? Isn't it dangerous?" Naruto frowned.

"Kyuubi wouldn't hurt a fly!" Just after the blonde said that, the fox decided it would be a good idea to pounce on a fly and eat it. Naruto smiled sheepishly.

"Okay, so maybe he would hurt flies. And eat them. But he still wouldn't hurt anyone! I trust him. Besides, most of his charka is still sealed inside of me, Kyuubi's just possessing the fox… Or something similar, I wasn't paying attention when he explained it to me."

Shikamaru and Shikaku watched the small fox as he jumped into Naruto's arms again and curled into a ball, falling asleep almost immediately. The blonde grinned at the ball of fluff and looked up at the two brunette's, trying to look as cute as humanly possible, and succeeding.

"Can I keep him? Please?"

Shikamaru sighed, unable to resist Naruto. "Fine. Just make sure he isn't too much trouble."

Naruto grinned. "YAY! Thanks Shika!" He bounded towards the brunette, hugged him with one hand, the other still holding Kyuubi, and gently kissed him on the lips.

"I'm gonna go find Fluffy and Yoshino! BYE!"

Shikaku smirked. "He really does have you whipped!"

Shikamaru just took a shogi piece and threw it at his father.

…………….. 9 months later………………….

"Naruto, I want you to adopt the triplets."

Naruto stared. "Tsunade-obaa-chan, you can't be serious! Why me?"

Tsunade growled and slumped slightly in her chair. "Because you get along so well with them, they trust you. Besides, you're also the only one that can quiet the little demons and put them to sleep. You're their mommy."

Naruto choked on air after he heard the last sentence. "I am NOT a mommy! I'm pretty sure I'm male."

Tsunade smirked. "Pretty sure?"

The blonde teen blushed and muttered something that sounded suspiciously like 'old hag'. Tsunade could feel her eye twitch and took a deep breath to calm herself down.

"Face it, brat, you're the best choice we have. Just… go home and think about it, okay? Talk to your boyfriend and come back here tomorrow morning with your answer." Naruto nodded and left, quietly walking out the door.

Tsunade looked towards the ceiling and muttered, relieved, "Finally, someone who understands the purpose of a door!"

…….

Naruto was sitting on top of the Hokage Mountain, staring at Konoha. He muttered something to himself and sighed. What to do…?

The triplets were born one month ago, on May 28-th. Sasuke was executed the next day and Sakura killed herself not soon after, leaving her children to the care of the Hokage. Tsunade didn't have enough time to take care of both the kids and being a leader of a village, so she called one of the only people she trusted enough to take care of the triplets: Naruto. The teen didn't want to, at first, but soon relented and become a permanent caretaker for the two boys and girl. Who still didn't have names.

Naruto sighed again and stood up, slowly walking towards his and Shikamaru's new apartment. Shikamaru was, like always, on the roof of the building, staring at the clouds. Kyuubi was curled up next to him, sleeping.

"Tsunade wants me to adopt the triplets."

Shikamaru, who had the same response as Naruto, choked on air and twisted around to stare at Naruto. "What?!"

Naruto frowned. "You heard me. Tsunade-baa-chan wants me to adopt the triplets."

The brunette stared at the blonde, who was by now sitting next to him.

"What are you going to do?"

Naruto sighed and stared at the ground. "I don't know. I mean, it would be nice to have children, but…" he stopped, biting his bottom lip.

Shikamaru gently pushed Naruto's head up to look at him and smiled. "Well, whatever you decide, I will support you. Remember that."

Naruto smiled. "Thanks, Shika."

Kyuubi decided to interrupt before the moment could get any fluffier. "I may have a solution."

Naruto and Shikamaru turned their heads to look at him.

"What is it?" Naruto asked.

"Well… there is a way for two males to have a biological child. It's called Chakra Adoption and it's actually really simple. You just draw a seal on the child's chest and then both of you would have to channel some charka into it. The charka is stored in it and slowly begins to change the child's DNA. It will start to look like your biological child after ah hour or so, depending on how old the kid is. The triplets are only a month old, so it'll take them half an hour, probably. But the best part is that it saves some of the original DNA and charka, so any bloodlines that the child has are still there." Kyuubi looked towards Naruto and saw the teen was confused. He sighed.

"Your charka changes how the kid looks but keeps previous bloodlines. The Sharingan is still available for the brats. Got it?" Naruto nodded and smiled.

"Shika, what do you think? Should we do it?"

Shikamaru started whining like the lazy ass he is. "Man, the brats are going to be so troublesome!"

Naruto grinned.

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The next morning, when Naruto, Shikamaru and Kyuubi went to see Tsunade, she was sleeping. Naruto took a deep breath. And yelled.

"Tsunade-obaa-chan! Jiraiya's stealing your secret stash of sake!"

Tsunade immediately woke up and stood, knocking over her chair and the desk (somehow). She ran over to a painting and pushed it out of the way, revealing a safe. Quickly inserting the correct combination, Tsunade pulled open the door and sighed in relief. My stash is safe…

After the blonde woman closed the safe door, she turned around and glared at Naruto, who was trying not to laugh and failing miserably. Shikamaru and Kyuubi just stared at the two, wondering if that happened often.

"You brat! Stop doing that!" Tsunade yelled, proving to Shikamaru and Kyuubi that it did happened often.

"Heh, sorry obaa-chan. That was the safest way to wake you up…" Naruto grinned mischievously. Tsunade sighed and, after pulling her table and chair back up, sat down.

"So, you decided what you're gonna do about the brats?" she asked. Oh please GOD! Let him adopt them! If I have to put up with these demons one more day I'll go INSANE!

"We're adopting them!" Naruto yelled happily. Tsunade froze. Did he just… He agreed! Thank GOD he agreed!

The blond haired woman almost jumped up and did a happy dance, but decided against it. She had a reputation to maintain.

"But!" Tsunade froze. What now?

"We want to do a Chakra Adoption." Naruto finished, still grinning. Tsunade stared at him.

"A what?"

The blonde haired teen sighed. "Kyuubi, please explain."

The fox nodded and jumped on Tsunade's desk, explaining it the same way he did to Naruto and Shikamaru. The woman, luckily, understood.

"Okay! If it's not dangerous, then let's do it!" Tsunade said, sounding way too excited. She called Shizune, who had the triplets with her. Kyuubi took a half empty ink pot from the floor near the blonde woman's desk and jumped towards the kids.

"Okay, I'll need your blood." Naruto stared while Shikamaru just wondered why the fox wanted to seem like a vampire high on blood and sugar. (A/N: That doesn't really seem to fit in, does it?) The brunette sighed and walked over to Kyuubi, taking a kunai from his pocket, making a shallow cut on his palm and letting some of the blood flow into the ink pot.

After Naruto stopped staring at Kyuubi, he also went over to the small fox and let some blood drip into the ink pot from a wound he made his palm. The fox nodded and dipped his tail into the pot, mixing the ink and blood.

"Okay, hand me one of the brats," he said and pulled his ink-and-blood-covered tail out from the pot. Shikamaru took one of the babies out from the crib and knelt so the child was eye-level with Kyuubi. The fox turned around slightly, drawing something on the young boy's chest.

"Finished! Now just touch the middle of the seal and send some charka into it, I'll tell you when to stop. And don't worry, this isn't painful." The fox was grinning slightly as he looked at the seal. The seal itself was simple, a small circle inside of a larger one and with odd squiggly lines coming out of it. It was small, about the size of a baby's palm print.

Shikamaru went first. He put a finger in the smallest circle and sent some of his charka into it. After a while, Kyuubi told him to stop, and Naruto went next. They repeated the process with the other two babies and sighed when it was over. Tsunade smirked slightly.

"So, now that the brats are adopted, what are you going to name them?" Shikamaru and Naruto froze.

"We hadn't thought of that," Shikamaru muttered. Naruto grinned.

"How about we name one of them-" Shikamaru interrupted him. "We are NOT going to name ANY of them after a food product, or anything associated with food!"

Naruto pouted. "I wasn't going to offer that! I was going to offer a real name! Like… Yukio! For him!" he lifted one of the boy's out of the crib. The child was already looking like his parents, his previously dark red hair now a dark brown and black eyes slowly turning into a lighter brown.

"'Cause he's so darn cute and gets everything he wants!" Naruto finished. He then placed the boy back in the crib and pulled out his brother, who looked almost identical to him. Naruto frowned slightly.

"How about… Chikako! See, 'cause he's the laziest and probably smartest!" Naruto's logic was never wrong so Shikamaru and Tsunade just nodded. It's too early to be arguing with him...

The blonde teen grinned and put the brown eyed boy back in the crib, gently taking out his sister. The girl was almost identical to Naruto, the only difference the darker hair color. Naruto frowned again.

"I… I don't know what to name her."

"How about Nariko? She is the loudest of the three." Shikamaru said and Naruto grinned.

"Nariko it is! How do you like it, baby? Do you like the name Nariko?" the blonde cooed. The girl just made a strange 'gaa' sound and pulled on Naruto's longish hair, giggling slightly. The blonde teen just grimaced and tried to tug his hair from the baby's surprisingly strong grip.

Tsunade and Shikamaru just smirked.

…………..

"Mom! Dad! Naruto and I need to talk to you!" Shikamaru yelled as he entered the Nara house, carrying one of the boys. Yoshino was the first to react. She walked out of the kitchen and stared at her son and his boyfriend. Shikaku arrived there a few seconds later, also stopping to stare.

"Shikamaru, Naruto… Why do you two have children with you? Especially children that look suspiciously like you?" Yoshino asked after about a minute. Shikamaru started walking towards the living room.

"Let's sit down, okay? Then we'll talk." Shikaku and Yoshino nodded and followed Shikamaru and Naruto into the living room, sitting onto a couch.

"So… when did men get the ability to produce children out of thin air?" Yoshino asked. Naruto grinned and decided to explain.

"They're the Uchiha triplets. We just adopted them!" Yoshino and Shikaku looked even more confused, so Naruto nudged Kyuubi, who had been sleeping in one of his pockets, to explain. The fox told them the same thing he told Naruto, Shikamaru and Tsunade and fell asleep after he was done talking.

"So now they're biologically yours?" Yoshino asked and Naruto nodded enthusiastically. The woman grinned and sent a small glare towards his husband. Shikaku paled and, after Shikamaru gave the boy in his lap over to Naruto, grabbed the teen and dragged him towards the other side of the room.

"Come on, Shikamaru, girl talk time over there, you do NOT want to be there when they start talking!" the man said, ignoring the fact that Naruto was male. Shikamaru glanced back at his boyfriend and mother and saw them talking and giggling about something excitedly. Girl talk indeed…

Shikamaru often wondered how he ended up with such a girly guy.

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"And so, today, I name you, Uzumaki Naruto, Rokudaime Hokage!" Tsunade yelled, smiling. Naruto looked down from the balcony he was standing on and smiled, seeing all his friends either congratulating him or smiling. Looking behind him, the blond saw his family, his husband and kids, now already 5 years old, all grinning.

Naruto grinned too. Perfect…

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END! Of the story. That means there'll be no more.

The logic behind the names: Yukio means 'gets what he wants', Chikako is 'child of wisdom' and Nariko is thunder. Logical, ne?

Sooo… I'm sure many people are wondering if I'm planning on writing the Naru POV thing, but… I tried and totally screwed it. It sounded like it was written by an idiot!

Wait… I just insulted myself. Wow.

BUT! If you REALLY want it, review. If I get enough people who want it, then I'll probably write it. And try to make it more-or-less normal.

And since this chapter is slightly short, I did an omake. They're just too fun to write!

Disclaimer for the omakes from the last chapter applies.

………… Omake number one …………

Kiba and Naruto do something no man should do.

Shikamaru sighed. Again. For the 67-th time that evening. Boring…

He looked up at the clock again and felt relieved that his shift ends in 2 minutes. Who knew working at the mission's office could be so boring?

Shikamaru glanced at the clock again and grinned. His shift was over. He stood up and stretched slightly.

"Shikamaru?" Shikamaru jumped slightly and stared at the man next to him.

"What, Neji?"

"Did Kiba visit Naruto before you left?" the older man asked.

"Yeah…" Shikamaru answered and, after seeing Neji nod, asked, "You want to come and get you little pet dog?"

Neji glared at the smirking Nara, but still nodded and followed Shikamaru to his and Naruto's new apartment. They walked in silence for 5 minutes before reaching it. The younger man pulled a key out from his pocket and opened the door, walking in and throwing off his shoes. Neji followed, looking around slightly. He frowned when he heard giggling from one of the bedrooms and walked towards it. He opened the door and stared. Just stared, because his brain had been turned to mush when he opened the door. Shikamaru had noticed Neji standing at the doorway to his and Naruto's bedroom and walked next to him, looking in. He also stared, because what was inside…

Wait, let's start with the less important things. Inside the room were Naruto, Kiba, his sister, Hana, and Yoshino, plus five dogs and a fox. That wouldn't be too weird; Naruto and Kiba had been spending lots of time together when their boyfriends were away or when they weren't on missions. Yoshino and Hana also spent time with the two, and the dogs and fox were almost always near their owners, who were currently in the room.

But the most important thing, the thing that turned both Neji's and, later, Shikamaru's brain into mush, was what Naruto and Kiba were wearing.

They both had similar outfits: short black skirts, black boots, long striped socks, black sleeveless tops and long sleeved fishnet shirts under it. Naruto's shirt had 'Foxy' written on it in big orange letters, while Kiba's had 'I do it doggy style' in red. They both had several chains hanging from their waists, and the skirts only reached about mid-thigh. The striped socks, red and black for Kiba and orange and black for Naruto, also reached about mid-thigh, with only about 10 cm of bare skin visible between them and the skirt. They both had some orange and red bands on their wrists, with some chains.

Yoshino and Hana had apparently helped Naruto and Kiba, because the blond had his hair pulled back into a low and spiky ponytail. The brunette's hair had been drowned in hair gel and now resembled something vaguely feminine. The markings on their cheeks had been covered with makeup.

"What… the… Hell…?"

Naruto and Kiba looked towards the two men in the doorway and grinned. They almost ran towards Shikamaru and Neji, both glomping their respective boyfriend.

"Take us dancing!" Naruto and Kiba yelled in unison. Shikamaru and Neji just stared.

"Why… would you want to go dancing?" Neji asked, because Shikamaru's brain was still mush.

"'Cause we've never been dancing with you before, so please?" Kiba and Naruto were almost on their knees, pleading. Shikamaru glanced down at his boyfriend and shook his head.

"Fine…"

Naruto grinned and hugged Shikamaru. "Thanks, Shika!"

Kiba looked towards Neji, who looked like he was trying to stop himself from killing something. The older man opened his eyes slightly, sighed, and nodded. Kiba grinned and hugged him.

Kyuubi and Akamaru wondered how they got stuck with such… girly owners.

Hana and Yoshino smirked at each other. Out website will be the greatest!

………

The next day, when Konohamaru told Naruto and Kiba that he had seen Shikamaru and Neji with two women, the two would just smirk and walk on.

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End of da omake.

You know, this seemed… pointless, and not really funny. Maybe I'm just sad that no-one will talk to me, or something… Ah, don't know.

Still, this should have been ready 2 days ago, I just forgot that the magical fanfiction-fairies don't really like me. I have no effin idea how this has to do with anything, but still…

So, yeah, review…?