Disclaimer: Not now, not then, not ever have I owned anything to do with btvs or hp

Warnings:

Is a H/HG fic

Harry and Hermione, more than likely, will be ooc

Has Dark!Harry Powerfull!Harry Vampire!Harry and Ron and Dumbles Bashing with Manipulative!Dumbles

Has sexually innuendos in later chapters, maybe some references as well

Will have language...sometimes very bad language as well as underage drinking and smoking

Contains minor spoilers for Hp and major spoilers for Btvs Season 5


"Speech"

'Thoughts'

Letters

Incantations and spells

Parselmouth


Chapter 3: One Way Ticket To Hellmouth


Raven exhaled a stream of smoke and grinned, "ironically, it's called 'Sunnydale'"

At this Hermione snorted, "yes, well, you would find it amusing, wouldn't you."

"Why of cause, 'Mione dearest."

Rolling her eyes Hermione retorted by saying, "Why must you insist on calling me 'Mione, even though you know I don't like it?"

At this Raven grinned and replied with, "I do it 'cause it annoys you...and it's either that or Hermy."

"'Mione's fine!" Hermione said quickly, not wanting for a second to be ever referred to as 'Hermy'. "Anyway, Voldemort's dead. No survivors."

"Yep," said Raven with a devilish grin. "Time to leave...I'm getting a bit thirsty. My stomach'll start growling soon."

Just as he said this, there was a series of soft pops behind them. Spinning around the two vampires found them looking at the remnants of The Order of the Phoenix.

"Who are you? What are you doing here? What happened?" was only a few of the questions voiced by the 20 people. At least 14 he recognised.

The 14 he recognised were: Mr & Mrs Weasley; Bill and Charley Weasley; Ron and Ginny Weasley; Remus Lupin; Alastor 'Mad-eye' Moody; Tonks; Severus Snape; Minerva McGonagall; Hagrid; Mundungus Fletcher; and finally Albus Dumbledore.

The other three people were new faces as far as Raven could tell.

"One at a time please. It's not like I can answer multiple questions at once," Raven said this with a smirk on his face.

"Who the hell are you?" Voiced Ron, although it seemed as though it was more blurted out than purposeful.

"I'm Raven. This is 'Mione," Raven said, knowing Hermione was glad that he hadn't said her real name.

"What are you doing here?" Asked Dumbledore, the twinkle in his eye becoming that much more predominant, making it look like he had glitter in his eyes.

This time Hermione spoke up, "we were here to kill Death Eaters. However, the leader of our little troop, Casey, was killed."

"You don't seem all that bothered or upset," said Lupin.

"Of cause not," replied Raven. "Why should we mourn someone who was stupid enough to think she had a chance against the Death Eaters, even Voldemort himself?"

"What do you mean? What actually happened here?"

"The original plan was Raven and myself to distract the Death Eaters. While we did this Casey would get Voldemort. That plan changed to Raven getting Voldy." Stated Hermione as if it were an everyday occurrence.

"So what happened?"

"Got rid of the 'Dark Lord'. No survivors." Announced Raven, non-chalantly.

"What about yourselves?" Tonks asked.

At this both vampires put on their 'Game Faces'. "Sorry we're dead."

As soon as they did this, the Order went into defensive stances.

"Vampires!" Shouted Moody. "How did you get past my eye?"

"Magic."

"Order. Attack!" Dumbledore bellowed.

"Stupefy!" Practically all the Order shouted at once.

A large shield that signified Protego Totalum shot out of the ground, blocking all of the stunners.

"Come on," taunted Raven. "Surely you can do better than just stunners. I mean you have two Aurors with you. Three Hogwarts Professors, a half giant and were-wolf. Come on, surely you can be more of a challenge that Voldemort."

This got the Order mad.

"How do you know about me being a were-wolf?" Growled Lupin.

"I'm hurt Lupin," said Raven, his voice filled with mock hurt. "Surely you recognise me. All I did was take away the glasses." At this he changed back to his more human appearance. "And got rid of that god awful scar."

At this new revelation the Order lowered their wands.

'I wonder if they've figured it out' thought Raven.

"Harry?" Asked Tonks.

"Yep, at least that's who I used to be." Raven said with a grin.

"Harry if that is you where's Hermione? Who is that you're with?" Asked Ron.

"I'm right here, Dumb-arse."

"You can't be Hermione. Hermione was buck-toothed, fizzy haired. She'd never wear that either."

Hermione simply rolled her eyes and turned to Raven. "You know, I think it's time we took care of that growling stomach of yours. You can also get revenge at the same time."

"You know, I do believe you're right again." Raven grinned and sent a silent Confringo to the ground at the Orders feet, knocking several out.

Walking up to the area where Ron and Dumbledore were, Raven grinned and put up a ward keeping out the other members, this had been made especially for this purpose.

Raven then heaved Dumbledore up and used Ennervate so that he wouldn't be draining the old man in his sleep. While he did this, Hermione did the same to Ron.

"Now old man," Raven grinned as he moved Dumbledore's head to the side showing his neck. "I'm going to see you in Hell." As he said the last word he changed to his demonic face and bit down.

After both Raven and Hermione had finished, they turned to see the Order with facial expressions ranging from shocked to furious.

"Why?" Cried Mrs Weasley. "Why did you kill my son?"

"He was only friends with Raven because Dumbledore paid him," stated Hermione. "And we were hungry."

"Yeah, I killed Dumbledore 'cause he manipulated me," said Raven, sounding pissed. He immediately lightened up, however, and said, "Now if you'll excuse use, we've got a one way ticket to Hellmouth."

With that said he and Hermione used a Portkey to get to the Liverpool Docks, when they arrived they jumped on an America bound freight Ship and got in a container that they thought was empty. Although they thought it was empty it was actually filled with immigrants.

"Might as well help with the overpopulation problem," said Raven with a grin, sending off a series of spells that consisted of: Colloportus, which sealed the door with a squelch; and Petrificus Totalus, that caused all of the ten immigrants to freeze, a scared expression on their faces.

"I couldn't agree more," said Hermione grinning.


A week, and sixteen immigrants, later, Raven and Hermione stepped on American soil for the first time.

The sun had set an hour earlier and as soon as it did Raven and Hermione undid all of their spells, wiping their magical signature as they did. They had told the remaining four immigrants, all children between the ages of five and thirteen, that they could go, as long as the five year old stayed.

Needless to say, the oldest quickly ran out pulling the other two along with him. Raven and Hermione then took the little five year old girl with them as they jumped down the sewers.

"Why'd you bring the brat?" Asked Raven when they were clear.

"I wanted to know the joy of having a child and at the same time skipping child birth," replied Hermione, lifting the girl up to her mouth and biting down on her neck.

After she had drained the child, she slit her wrist and poured the blood into the child's mouth.

After a further night the child woke up.

"You're up," stated Raven as he walked up to the child.

"What happened?" the child said with a heavy Kenyan accent.

"First, what's your name?" Asked Raven, 'next time Hermione decides to turn someone, she's gonna be the person to answer the questions.'

"Hamisi," the girl answered.

"You're cleaver, especially for a five year old." Raven stated.

"Thank you," said Hamisi.

"Are you thirsty at all?" Questioned Raven, when he received a nod he said. "Right, the sun should he setting in about half an hour. Hermione should be back from wherever she's gone. We can go get someone to drink then."

"Who are you?" Asked Hamisi.

"Sorry," said Raven. "Names Raven, the one we're waiting on is your sire, Hermione."

"What's a sire?"

"A sire is the one who made you a vampire," stated Raven. "I guess a good analogy would be...She's like your new mom I guess."

"Didn't you kill my mom?" Asked Hamisi.

"That depends, was your mom on the ship?" Raven got a nod from this. "I probably did then."

'I wonder if it's the demon making her more cleaver, especially seeing as she's only a five year old.'

Just as he thought this, Hermione came around the corner.

"Where have you been? You do know the girl, Hamisi, woke up."

"Well sorry, I was only making sure that the coast was clear," Hermione retorted.

Three hours later all three of them had fed and were on their way out.

"So what are we going to do?" Asked Hamisi.

"Gonna be exploring America for a few years, and gonna head to Sunnydale, in California."

"Why Sunnydale?"

"It's a one way ticket to Hell." Said Raven with a grin.


Three years had passed. It was summer in Sunnydale. Not that this made much difference at night, however, Raven, Hermione and Hamisi had been forced to abandon the sewers when a storm hit.

When they came out at the end of a tunnel they found themselves in a crypt. The crypt in question looked semi lived in.

"Well, this looks cosy," said Raven.

"Defiantly better than the sewer I'll give you that." Hermione added.

Just as she said this the door opened, revealing a vampire with bleached white hair.

"What you doing in my crypt?" He said with a cockney accent. "Go find one of your own."

"Hey, we're just sheltering," said Raven.

"Right, whatever, I mean it's not like anyone ever actually listens to me," mumbles the vampire, mainly to himself. "Listen, you're new in town right? Take my advice stay clear of the slayer. Name's Spike by the way."

"Thanks for the advise," said Raven. "I'm Raven by the way. Pleasure to meet you."

"Likewise," said Spike. "So, aren't you goin' to introduce me to your merry band?"

"That's Hermione," stated Raven, pointing at the girl in question. "The brat's her Child, Hamisi."

"Don't call me brat!"

Just as Hamisi said this, the crypt door swung open. As the door swung open, Spike hefted a slingshot up and pointed it at the figure.

"Spike, I suggest you put that down, 'less you're looking for one hell of a headache," said the figure.

"Sorry," said Spike, not sounding in the least bit sorry, "I happen to have quite a few demons after me at the moment. Still it seems true, what they say. You can take the boy out the Initiative, but you can't take the Initiative out the boy."

"Yeah whatever, listen I need to know what you have on Dracula."

"Why? And more important than that, Why should I help you?"

"Because, it'll pay."

"Wait," said Raven, drawing the newcomer's attention. "Dracula's still alive? I thought someone already killed 'im."

"Well, whoever it was didn't do a very good job of it, Riley Finn by the way. What you doing in a crypt?"

"Raven. Well last time I checked, the sewers are still flooded, and it was still day time," Raven said.

"Wait, you're a vampire?"

"Yeah, what's it to ya'?" Asked Hermione.

"Well apart from the obvious, Commando Boy here's shackin' it up with the Slayer," informed Spike.

Hermione simply rolled her eyes and walked up to an unused door.

"This door go anywhere?" She asked.

"Dunno. Why?" Was the only answer she got.

Hermione simply opened the door then, exposing an extravagant library.

"Well, who knew that was there," stated a shell-shocked Spike.

"Hmm, what?" Asked Hermione, "oh, it wasn't."

"What's she mean?" Spike asked Raven, leaning over.

"Welcome, to the Noble And Most Ancient House Of Black's Portable Library, or as I like to call it, 'The 'Mione Cave'," snickered Raven.

"You shouldn't do that, you know," said Hamisi.

"Ah, here we are!" Came an excited shout from the back of the library. Following the shout was Hermione rushing back, carrying a rather large tome. "Dracula: The Facts and Myths Thereof. This should do you Finn."

"Why are we helping?" Asked Raven.

Hermione simply shrugged her shoulders and said, "I'm bored, I wanna see if I can help bring down another, 'Dark Noble'."


AN Hamisi is an OC just as Casey was.
All spells used in this chapter, minus the ward, are real.
If you're wondering, Hermione is only helping to bring down Dracula because she is bored, just like she said.
Also, the reason Hamisi is talking like an adult and also knows more than a five year old should is more down to laziness on my part.
Hamisi is actually a Kenyan name, I wanted to have more incentive for Raven and Hermione to join the fight than just 'I'm bored...let's help the good guys'
In case you're wondering, yes I am going to include bits from the three year gap in later on, just that's mainly going to be fillers.
Anyway, now I've killed off Ron and Dumbles I'm happy, I don't really like them.
Sorry if you wanted more Order action. If you do want more just say and I'll try and put it in.

As always, feel free to review and I'm always open to suggestions.