Zeus wrote in his little journal: I'm thinking of writing a song about me wanting to be an Olympian god. I think it's pretty good. So here it is.
I wanna be an Olympian so fricking bad
Destroy all of the things I never had
I wanna be the ruler of Mount Olympus
Throwing bolts of thunder and lightning
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name on marble statues
A different city blast to bits
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm an Olympian!
Yeah I would have a nose like Kronos
I would be the God of, everyday chaos
Give myself a wish list
I'd probably pull a Poseidon and Hades
And create a bunch of babies that always have sh...
Give away a few drachmas like here Hera have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
Its been a couple centuries since I've been single so
You can call me Zeus minus the too awesome
Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where the Titans hit
And damn sure do a lot more than Atlas did
Yeah can't forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go I'm going have my own theme music
I'll be throwing lighting with the mortal king
Killing all his friends
Then I'll insult him on his tyrannical etiquette
Toss a couple bolts in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the water and undead completely separate
And yeah I'll be in a whole new awesome bracket
We in ancient times but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
So everybody that I hate can have an early grave
And every single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eating bad, sleeping unhealthily
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your tunic pull out your sword
And put it in the air and sing
I wanna be an Olympian so fricking bad
Destroy all of the things I never had
I wanna be the ruler of Mount Olympus
Throwing bolts of thunder and lightning
I wanna be an Olympian so frickin bad
So what did you think? I would be an awesome ruler right? It's too awesome!
"Zeus! Your voice is horrible! Shut up!" Gaea yelled.
"Damn it, Gaea! Shut the Tartarus up!"
"Oh no, you didn't! Uh-uh, you don't talk to the second born child like that!" Gaea yelled.
Guys, I'm going to have to end it right now. Gaea's getting a little mad.
A/N: Billionaire by Travis McCoy is awesome. But unfortunately, he stole it from Zeus... Anyways,
