Hey i do not own one piece or anything else sadly my ham sandwich is gone as well :(
oh well hope you enjoy the new chapter :D
Luffy and Zoro had left the Marine base city over a few weeks ago and thanks to Luffy's huge appetite and their lack of planning it had been three days since their last meal. Zoro did not seem to mind much about the food however for him the lack of sake on board was just wrong (AN: am i the only one who thinks he should have joined jack sparrows crew?), Luffy on the other hand was so hungry and so bored he had even stopped asking for food from lack of energy.
In his half dead state Luffy managed to see a bird flying above the ship "Bird. Food. Must catch. then eat" Said Luffy half delirious. Zoro just watched as Luffy got up and activated his wings. He watched as Luffy flew up to the bird. He watched as the bird caught Luffy in is mouth. He watched as it started to fly away with Luffy -wait what?. "Luffy you idiot!" shouted Zoro as he rapidly started rowing after Luffy.
Luffy was too hungry to care that he was about to be bird food, he just deactivated his wings and waited for it to eat him. After a few minutes the bird had reached land when suddenly a cannonball came flying out of know where and blew it up causing Luffy to fall to the ground all the while screaming"foooooooooooodddddd."
Luffy landed on the ground with a crash causing a big crater. As he climbed out of the hole a girl came running up to him and said some words though he wasn't paying any attention she then ran off and a few guys showed up.
"Do you have food?" Luffy asked/moaned.
"Look here punk we'll teach you to steal from..." the rest of his sentence was cut off when Luffy realizing they didn't have any food used his Conqueror's haki and knocked them out then went off searching for some food.
"Hey your really strong" shouted out a female voice.
After looking around Luffy saw the girl from earlier "Food?" he asked/begged.
Seeing how hungry he was the girl took Luffy to a nearby house and quickly made him a sandwich, then another one, then another one... forty six sandwiches later Luffy was finally full.
Thanks for the food lady I was starving." Luffy said patting his belly (no its not huge like in the manga he is not made out of rubber so that does not work anymore :( ).
"Wow you sure do eat alot anyway the name's Nami not lady" she said.
"Thank's Nami. I'm Luffy the future king of the pirates," Luffy said excitedly, "hey you should join my crew."
"No way! If I had known you were a no good pirate i'd have let you starve to death." Nami shouted.
Very quickly Luffy stood up and pushed Nami against the wall "so you think you can get away with insulting a no good pirate unharmed?" Luffy growled.
"w-well I-I I th-thought." stammered Nami completley terrified.
Luffy let out a big laugh and sat back down "shishishishi sorry about that I couldn't resist" Luffy laughed to the annoyance of Nami.
"Y-you idiot don't do that" Nami cried.
"Shishishi sorry. Hey how come the town is deserted?"
"Oh right. Well Buggy the Clown and his pirates took over the town sorry all of the citizens left until it's safe" Nami explained.
"So why are you still here then?" Luffy asked confused.
"i have a plan to rob Buggy of his treasure what's it to you?" she asked suspicious.
"Hmmmm you'd need a distraction, someone to keep Buggy and his goons occupied while you do your thing" Luffy grinned.
"What do you want?"
Luffy's grin almost split his face in half "Simple I help you and in return you join my crew for as long as it is profitable for you of course."
"The money's all mine?"
"Nope half goes to the town for repairs and to replace everything stolen."
Nami sighed "fine you have a deal"
"Yaaaaaayyyy. "hey where's the docks?"
"The docks? why do you want to go there? are you running away?"
"Nah I just need to wait for a friend" Luffy explained.
Nami lead the way to the docks and Luffy followed. At the docks they waited around for a few hours Nami doing her best to hide and Luffy sitting in plain sight watching the seagulls. After a while they saw a tiny dinghy in the distance Luffy recognized it as his boat but strangely enough Zoro wasn't the one rowing it was three weirdos though Zoro was their as well having a nice nap. the very second the boat docked the three weirdos jumped out and ran off not even noticing Luffy or Nami.
"Oi Zoro wake up" shouted Luffy.
"mmmnnnggghh Luffy? didn't you fly off?" groaned Zoro waking up.
"Yeah then a cannonball hit me and I fell to earth, by the way this is Nami our new crew member."
"Y-y-your P-pirate Hunter Z-Zoro! why are you part of a pirate crew?" asked Nami.
Zoro poked Luffy "cause of this idiot here I got roped into joining."
"Yosh now let's go kick Buggy's ass" shouted Luffy before walking off. After walking twenty metres he turned around "ummm where is Buggy?"
Next chapter is the fight scene I'll try make it as good as I can so wish me luck :D
