Author's notes: Hello everyone. This is my very first piece of writing. I should be able to churn out 1 or 2 chapters a day. If not, then I'll probably make 4 a week (or something). Anyway, enjoy, thank you so much for reading and enjoy .

PS I might do some smut later on. But that's a big maybe


Hiccup returned to the forge, bowl and bread in hand. He didn't see Gobber anywhere, "Well, maybe he went to the out-house, moron." Hiccup muttered to himself. He would have to start working as soon as possible. He groaned and put the bowl down. He realized he didn't have a spoon. He cursed under his breath, "Whatever." He ate quickly, soon finishing the bread. He used his fingers to eat the meat, something he had not done for a long time. He preferred to be a civilized man. When the meat was all gone, he took a look around, making sure no one was around to see him. The coast was clear. He poured what remained of the stew into his mouth, the broth dripping. He wiped his mouth and burped. He had to say; it was good stew. He smiled and set the bowl aside. He took a deep breath in and breathed out. To be truthful, Hiccup couldn't wait to be working with metal again; his last time was 2 months ago. But he calmed himself; he couldn't just do whatever he wanted. This was another man's business. He shouldn't mess around with a man's bread and butter. He sat down on a stool and waited.

Gobber returned a few minutes later. He could see that Hiccup couldn't wait to do something, "Alright lad, ready to get to work?"

"Yup."

"Good." Gobber took an apron off of a hook and tossed it at Hiccup, who caught it easily, "I have a bunch of swords and axes that need a simple sharpening. That's it. Okay? Can you handle sharpening?"

"Of course I can." Hiccup's ego felt a little deflated. This man, Gobber, had questioned his abilities! "I'll get to work on it right away. By the way," Hiccup reached into his pockets and fished out what remained of the gold that Gobber had given to him, "Here's the change." He tossed the gold at Gobber. He plucked the gold out of the air wit ease.

"Thank you lad." Gobber disappeared for a moment then returned with his hands full of swords and axes. Hiccup quickly counted them up in his head. 5 axes, 7 swords. Okay, I can get these done in two hours, Hiccup thought. Then he realized something. As Gobber put the pile of weaponry down onto a workbench Hiccup asked, "Hey Gobber? Where's the out-house?"

"Oh, right! How could I forget? It's right down that-a-way. Just keep walking, you can't miss it." Gobber pointed east.

"Thanks, I'll be right back."

"You better lad." Hiccup walked away from the forge. He could still feel people's eyes tracking him but he couldn't really tell from where. He turned around. Everyone was back to their usual routine, whatever that was. And, about 20 houses away he spotted the watchers. A group of teenagers watched him with interest. Roughly 2 years younger than him; 3 boys and one rather attractive blonde. Hiccup shook his head, chuckling and kept walking. He had to meet that blonde again, she looked stunning!


The out-house was about 50 meters away from nearest house. This must be used by no-one! It's so far away from anyone's house! Hiccup thought to himself. He looked back and realized this was even farther than he thought; he had trouble recognizing a human figure. Even with Hiccup's trained eye he struggled. He turned back to face the out-house only to be confronted with the nude body of another blonde girl. This must be the girl who said I was, and I quote, 'hot'. What's her name again? Was it Astrid? No, it was Ruffnut if I remember correctly, he thought calmly. His eyes couldn't help but explore her body, taking in everything. He looked calm, as if he had seen this happen a thousand times before but in truth, he was scared. He had never bed any woman, ever nor was any woman so brazen in her attempts to bed him, "You must be Ruffnut." Hiccup said nonchalantly, trying to keep his cool. He was failing; he could feel his pants becoming tighter.

"You've heard about me?" She was surprised. This man hadn't been in Berk for over 4 hours and he already knew her name! She wasn't that uncomfortable with him ogling her nude form, she was actually pretty calm.

"Yeah. I heard you and… What's her name? Astrid, that's it, arguing about me. Something about me falling for one of you?" Hiccup tried to act cool. He was really resisting his primal urge.

"Oh. You heard about that." She giggled, her face flushing.

"Hey look, I really need to take a leak." FUCK! WHO SAYS THAT?! DAMMIT HICCUP! Hiccup mentally screamed. He wanted to bang his head against a tree until he knocked himself out.

"Oh okay… Um… Go ahead." She stepped aside. Hiccup nodded and quickly ducked inside the out-house. He relieved himself as fast as possible, pulling his pants up. He pushed open the door, hoping she was still there but no joy. He groaned, "Dammit, Hiccup. Who the fuck says that? Seriously! Sonabitch." He muttered to himself. He punched the side of the out-house so hard, the wooden board splintered and cracked. He cursed and looked at his hand. He may need to see the village's healer about that later on. He shook his head and walked back into town, mentally kicking himself over and over and over again. He needed better social skills. He needed a girlfriend. He almost slapped himself right there. A girlfriend? NO! You are Hiccup! The great inventor! The man that invented flight! And you want a girlfriend now? No! Having a girlfriend with these people? Your conversations will be so dull! Hiccup could swear he had an alter ego living inside his brain. One moment he wants to have sex with a girl, the next he wants a girlfriend and the next he is telling himself off for even thinking of the idea of a girlfriend. He sighed and walked back to the forge. He would have a long day ahead of him. He couldn't wait to get back to his NightFury. To be in the sky once more. He calmed himself down. It was only a week. What could happen?