Crish is just in his room again. Probably. He looks=ed at his schedule for the day andf it had nothing on it. That means he gets to do whatever he watns today! Or WHOEVER! Am I right? He got out of bed and picied up a picture sitteing on his dresser nad shed a manyly tear from his feminine eyes. How could he ever get a date to the prom now? He looked out his window and mournfully stared out the window. He could see the moonlight,

"OH MASTER CHRIS I HAVE TEA FOR YOU!" schreeked Ella the maid. She had brought tea for chris to have for his evening tea time in the moonlight.

"thank you ella" cheis sighed as he poured out the tea, having plenty of empty and hated teacups piling in the corner of his room. His hate was the only way to keep ella in line, or else they would soon face a single-woman raviolilution! Ella cried upion seeing the teacup and went back to the kitchen to make more. Sonic would be there, keeping thr fire going.

Sudden;y, in a nother part of town, a red thing is fluing around in the sky in the moonlight in the streetlight. He is looking for the pieces of the master emerald, but he isn't finding any and he is getting super butthutr.

"WHERE MAH EMRALDS" he screams and scares a lady. That lady would have beena chris's mother, but she had died a long time ago, because knouckles screamed at her. Knuckles was a screamtuimelord, whos screams echod throughout time and scpace.

He landed at a pool at a big weird mansion, knuckles didn't know ir yet, biut he was in for a wild night.

"Weel wewl" said sonic, bring a bag af coal to the firestove, "is it isn't kuncules" Knuclesw punched ponic into the kitchen and sonic cried, for he finaly thoguth he had a friend in this strange world. Sonic sniffed and wondered if he was loved by anyone. He wasn't.

Chris heard rthe wewlings of a sad hedgedoh and came out to see what happened at his pool. Its was a knuckles but chris what only meeting kucnsles for the first time.

"who are you, red thing?" chris said amazed beyond his years.

"I am kinuscles and I amd searching for the peines OF THE MASTER EMEROOLS" he yelled.

"Do you need some help with that? I bet you could used some help with your FAMILY JEWELS" said chiers with an extremely seductive tone to his voice. Red was chirs favourite colour.

"Well, yeah, I guess I could use some he;lp." Knuckles answed, happy to be speaking with someone who seemed top have mopr sense thn that stupid blue sonoic.

"I know exactly where you can find what oyor looking for" Said chirs sneakily. He whipped out is sphagetti and meatballs fro their hiding place in between his legs like on silencw od the lumbs. "The emerals pieces are in herr. You just have to rub it like a genie lamb!"

"sure" knuck;es said, creepily. "Unlike sonic I don't chuckle… I'd rather flex your muscle!" knuckles quickly yanks that puppy out like a lunatic and chris was yes. Chris was getting tired of ukes left and right, and was happy to find a real man… echidna. Red. Thing. Then knulckle whipped out his own terrifying four-headed echidna penis, and chris just jazzed on the spot.

But, since they were both supoer buff and manly, neither of them could decide which one of them would get tho be on top. So they just dicked each other in a big fight cloud like on cartoons.

Aftrer a few minutes, they were both just sitting poolsider in a big puddle of sloop. A bath in the moonlight. Chris handed knuckles a piece od the master emeraled.

"Here. You've earned this."

Knuckles took te emerald and used it to light his cigarette. "Thanks," he said, blushing likea schoolgirl.

"I have more o thode, you know." Said chirs mysteroiously. "But you'll have to come live at my house to get them."

"Sure, I can just stay in the master bedroom! Cuz I need it for the master emerald. That's what its for right?" knuckled laughs.

They both laughed loudly and seductively into the moonlight and then chris went to his room. He looks at the picture on the dresser and asked for it to bvring a happy tomorrow. He bopes it heard him, because it would make him happty. Super very hapty.