Sorry i havnt updated in like... 2 years... or more... i lost track, jus been really busy... i hate skool...

anyway, for those of you who remember, the evil men who had tied me up an threatened my ear got bored an left... after a bit of careful thinking, and a great lot of ingenuity skills, i was able to cut the ropes that were binding me with little more than a paper clip, a pencil sharpener and a shoe lace... anyway, another story for another day,

here's "Well that's different!"


"Will? WILL? ... WILLIAM!!!!!!!!!"

Will: huh? What, what?

"What the heck are you doing?"

Will: I was sleeping... seeing as you haven't said anything in like 2 years!!!!

"... I think it was more like 3..."

Will: WHATEVER!

"... Anyway... We going to find Lyra?"

Will: We would be if i knew where Kirjava was!

"How am i suppose to know?!?!?!"

Will: you're the author... (mumbles: idiot)

"... Don't think i didn't here that... "

Kirjava falls from the sky, landing right on Wills' head

Will and Kirjava: OW!!!!

¬-¬ " can we leave now?"

Will: Fine... Which way are we going?

" Probably that way" points at a sign which says

sign: Lyra this way

with an arrow pointing off-screen

Will: o.O Did i ever tell you i hate you? ... and since when do we have an off-screen o.O, we're a story!

"Excuse me? Who's the author here?"

Will: ... You are...

"And who controls you're very existence?"

Will: ...You do...

"Damn straight, now lets go."

And so they set out into the sunset, our two intrepid heroes... and me the author...

Will: o.O off into the sunset? Oh come on! Could it be any more gay?

"..."

When all of a sudden a rapid raccoon jumped out of a near-by tree, right into Will's trousers and began mauling him... a lot...

Will: NO STANLEY!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! AAAAGGHHHH!!!!!

" o.O wtf?"

Kirjava: don't ask me...

"Aagghhh!!!! Talking ca- Oh wait, its only you..."

and so we leave our heroes, one an idiot author... wait a sec... anyway, a boy having his genitalia mauled and his funny looking cat...

Kirjava: how am i funny looking?

"never mind"


so please review!!! hope you like ma come back debeut... thing...