Sorry i havnt updated in like... 2 years... or more... i lost track, jus been really busy... i hate skool...
anyway, for those of you who remember, the evil men who had tied me up an threatened my ear got bored an left... after a bit of careful thinking, and a great lot of ingenuity skills, i was able to cut the ropes that were binding me with little more than a paper clip, a pencil sharpener and a shoe lace... anyway, another story for another day,
here's "Well that's different!"
"Will? WILL? ... WILLIAM!!!!!!!!!"
Will: huh? What, what?
"What the heck are you doing?"
Will: I was sleeping... seeing as you haven't said anything in like 2 years!!!!
"... I think it was more like 3..."
Will: WHATEVER!
"... Anyway... We going to find Lyra?"
Will: We would be if i knew where Kirjava was!
"How am i suppose to know?!?!?!"
Will: you're the author... (mumbles: idiot)
"... Don't think i didn't here that... "
Kirjava falls from the sky, landing right on Wills' head
Will and Kirjava: OW!!!!
¬-¬ " can we leave now?"
Will: Fine... Which way are we going?
" Probably that way" points at a sign which says
sign: Lyra this way
with an arrow pointing off-screen
Will: o.O Did i ever tell you i hate you? ... and since when do we have an off-screen o.O, we're a story!
"Excuse me? Who's the author here?"
Will: ... You are...
"And who controls you're very existence?"
Will: ...You do...
"Damn straight, now lets go."
And so they set out into the sunset, our two intrepid heroes... and me the author...
Will: o.O off into the sunset? Oh come on! Could it be any more gay?
"..."
When all of a sudden a rapid raccoon jumped out of a near-by tree, right into Will's trousers and began mauling him... a lot...
Will: NO STANLEY!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! AAAAGGHHHH!!!!!
" o.O wtf?"
Kirjava: don't ask me...
"Aagghhh!!!! Talking ca- Oh wait, its only you..."
and so we leave our heroes, one an idiot author... wait a sec... anyway, a boy having his genitalia mauled and his funny looking cat...
Kirjava: how am i funny looking?
"never mind"
so please review!!! hope you like ma come back debeut... thing...
