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That's all I have to say.
Hans to the rest of the freaking world: I Hate You All
They said I'd never do anything.
They said I'd never go places.
No one wanted me, no one cared.
How would you feel if you were hated by those familiar faces?
I was always last and certainly least.
Like I didn't even exist. I wasn't there.
They called me names, they gave me bruises.
"A waste of space, a waste of air".
I wanted more, I craved attention.
Glory and power, wealth and fame.
But how could I achieve it? I pondered so.
Then it came to me. I'd play a game.
Somewhere, somehow, I'd meet a queen.
Someone easy to fool, someone easy to lure.
We'd marry, then she'd meet a tragic demise.
I'd cry, of course, but my plan would be sure.
A kingdom, mine! It's hard to think.
Imagine me, the top of the chain!
They wouldn't forget me, oh no, not yet.
My "family" would suffer. Yes, they would feel pain.
And above all, I must note, to never back down.
My plan will be foolproof, but patience is key.
They mustn't suspect, they mustn't find out.
Or my mistakes may yet be the death of me.
*bows* Yes, yes, that was fabulous. I know. Here's your little tidbits!
Tip: Use a thesaurus! (Wait, did I say this one already? Oh well, I'll do it anyways and I'll give one more.) But don't just drop in random big words. You kind of have to make the words fit into your writing. If it's a simple style, use simpler words!
Other Tip: Uh... Brush your teeth at least twice a day?
Just kidding.
Try to make your story make sense. As in, you have to have a clear plot. Don't randomly drop ideas, and try to keep it consistent.
