Me: Hi guys! I'm back! I have been SOOOOOOOOOOO busy lately! I only spend about 3-5 hours at home where I'm awake (a day), so I hardly got the chance to be on the computer! =(
Ed: But you still had to come a torture us...
Me: Of course!
Ed: O__o....... *backs away slowly*
Me: Anyway, last Friday at school was our student pep rally! It was epic! I helped lead my fellow sophomores in cheers but sadly, the seniors got the spirit stick =( But, at the homecoming football game, it was toga night so I wore a toga! =D I got to hang out with the super-fans (who are all seniors XD), and my school won 14-6!
Ed: I refer back to my earlier statement.
Winry: You know, Edward might looks good in a toga.....
Me: *ponders* ...........Winry, you get the cloth. I'll get the duck tape and rope. *dashes off with Winry*
Ed: NOOO! *runs in opposite direction*
Roy: Since Kate is planning on torturing Edward, I'll read off the first dare from CrazyMellow102:
*evil smile* Envy must wear this hat! *shows a palmtree hat*
Envy: What the hell?! Is this implying something?!
Roy: Shut up. Be a good little palm tree and put on the hat.
Envy: -censored hand gesture- Bastard. *puts on hat*
Me: We're back! *walks in and sees Envy in the hat* O_____o.................... *bursts out laughing* Whoever came up with that dare is genius!
Winry: We brought back Edward too! *pulls Edward in by his wrist and he's wearing a toga*
Ed: *face is red* Can I just go change back now?!
Me: No. Now here is a glass of water and a match. Do something with it.
Ed: *takes match, sets Roy's hair on fire*
Roy: *panics* What the hell?!?
Me: Ed, what about the water?
Ed: *smirks* Just wait a few more seconds. *dumps water on Mustang's head* There. I used both and now Mustang even has a polka dot on his head!
Mustang: *rubbing now bald spot of head* I'm going to get revenge for that Fullmetal!
Ed: Let's see you try old man!
Me: *sighs* Winry, just do your dare and it'll calm him down.
Winry: *blushes and kisses Ed on the cheek*
Ed: *freezes* ...............wow..... *faints*
Me: Okay, so let's move on! Since Ed is unconscious, we can easily get him into this pink frilly tutu! *pulls out tutu* Al, go change him into it!
Al: *sighs* Fine. *drags Ed away along with tutu*
Me: Envy, now wear this witch hat and hold this broomstick.
Envy: What?! Why?!
Me: Cause I told you to.
Envy: *glares* At least it isn't as insulting as the palm tree hat. *wears witch attire*
Ed: *in other room* WHAT THE HELL?! AL, WHY THE HELL AM I IN A TUTU?!
Al: Sorry brother!
Ed: *storms into room in a pink tutu and tiara and wearing sparkles* Why the hell am I wearing this?!
Me: *takes picture* It was a dare and a money making opportunity. This picture is going on eBay! Now here's a question for you Ed!
What does it feel like being in a gate for that long? Did you feel surprised when you found out that Al is older and TALLER than you?
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT MY YOUNGER BROTHER IS NEARLY DOUBLE MY SIZE?!
Me: Them. Just answer the question!
Ed: *sighs angrily* Fine. It didn't feel like a year in there. There was the occasional person who was taken into the gate, but pulled back out along with a toll. AND AL IS NOT OLDER! HE IS THE SAME AGE AS ME NOW. *no comment to height question*
Me: He's right actually... Envy, your question is next:
Why do you like the green hair so much? And how do you make it stay like that?!
Envy: I like the green hair because it's my own style! No one else has green hair and I pride myself on that!
Pride: Did somebody call me?
Me: Go away Pride! Go back to being dead! *shoos*
Pride: *sulks off with head hanging*
Envy: I'm not telling you my secret of how I make it so awesome! *evil grin*
Me: Perhaps we should get the video of your 3 hour long 'hair grooming' time every morning.
Envy: *blushes* Where the hell did you get that?!
Me: Moving on! Winry:
What do you feel against the homunculi?
Winry: Ummmmmmm, I don't know!
Me: This is basically a trap. You'll most likely feel some sort of 'sin' and then there'll be pairings everywhere! I'm ending this before it gets creepy enough to be........*gulp*........... Lust/Win!
Everyone: O_________o
Me: *shudders* That's just too scary to even think about! Roy, you're next.
Is fire alchemy hard to learn? 'Cause I wanna learn! XD
Roy: It was pretty hard to learn at first, but it's amazing to be able to control it. I'm sorry, but I can't teach you.
Me: Okay, onto more!
Winry- No wrenches for the chapter...
Winry: What?! ;___;
Me: Hand them over Winry.
Ed: HA!
Me: I'll hit Ed for you with them.
Winry: *hands over wrenches*
Ed: Wait- what?!"
Me: *hits Ed's head with wrench* There we go!
Winry: Still not the same....
iTorchic- No making Ed go unconscious.
Me: Look, I didn't make him go unconscious! I just gave him a concussion! *points at Ed on the floor*
Ed- NOW, you may get back at all the people that you couldn't last chapter and Ed, you look hot either way; Short hair or long.
Me: Sorry, but Ed can't really do that now, but I'll pass on the compliment to him!
Riza- Some revenge for you might sound good. You get to slap Roy for every time he has ever made you sad, angry, nervous, etc
Riza: *evil grin*
Roy: O_____o Oh shit.
Riza: You just hurt my feelings because you thought I was going to slap you! *slaps Roy hard*
Roy: OW! But you just slapped me anyway!
Riza: Now you're doubting me! *slap*
Roy: ;____;
Me: That really sucks for Roy.
Al- Want a kitten? Go get one! xD Nobody can tell you that you can't.
Al: YAY! *goes out to buy a cat*
Roy- YOU have to be the one wearing the miniskirt this time. Bet it will be horrifying, but still. Time for you to know how it feels.
Roy: O____o'
Me, Winry, Riza: *evil grin*
Ed: *back up on his feet* I'll get the camera!
-5 minutes later-
Roy: My legs are cold!
Me: Too bad!
Roy: And why did you put me in this puffy white blouse?! O___o
Me: Because. It would match the theme of your outfit.
Roy: What theme?!
Me: Pirate. *puts pirate hat on Roy and hands him a parrot*
Ed: *takes dozens of pictures*
Roy: =(
Me: Awww! The pirate isn't happy! *laughs* Time for questions!
Winry- Why are you so interested in automail?
Winry: Because it's just so awesome with all of the cold steel and the gears turning and I love the smell of oil and-
Everyone: WE GET IT
Winry: *blushes*
Me: Okay, next question.
Ed- Are you AFRAID of Winry? Come on tell the truth.
Ed: *shakes head no while mouthing the word 'yes'*
Al- Are you enjoying that kitten?
Al: Yes! *cuddles cat*
Me: O__o That is one fat cat!
Al: She isn't fat! She's just big! I named her Melinda!
Ed: Who names a cat Melinda?!
Al: I do! *pouts*
Me: Al, I think you bought a pregnant cat.
Al: Yay! More kitties!
Ed: *pale faced*
Me: *laughs* Poor Ed! I'll take a kitty when it's born!
Winry: Me too!
Me: Maybe some of the reviewers can have kitties if there are a lot of them!
Ed: Just get rid of them! *groans*
Me: *whacks him in the head with a wrench* Bad Ed!
Ed: *grumbles*
Roy- How does it feel to be in a miniskirt? *Snickers*
Roy: It sucks! Girls can pull it off way better!
Riza: *slap*
Roy: Ow!
Winry: *slap*
Roy: OW!
Me: *slap + hitting on his head with a wrench*
Roy: WHAT THE HELL?!
Riza, Me, Winry: BAD ROY!
Riza- What is your opinion on boys?
Riza: They need to be under supervision and have a lot of discipline. *brings out gun*
Ed, Roy, Al, Havoc: O___o' *gulp*
Me: Time for the next question! It's for Ed and Al!
Have you ever had the urge to sing 'brothers' while on your adventure? And if you don't know the song, would you ask Vic to sing it to you?
Ed: Well.........
Al: What are they talking about brother?
Ed: ...............nothing.............
Me: *smirks* I think you know Edward.
Ed: *red faced* No I don't so just shut up!
Al: What is it brother?
Winry: What did Edward do? *eager*
Me: He was actually singing!
Everyone (except Ed): O___________o *stares at Ed*
Ed: *face gets even redder*
Al: He actually sang?! He's never done that before!
Winry: I would have paid to see that!
Me: Well, it just so happens that I have a tape of it! *evil smirk*
Ed: NOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Fine, I won't play it............. right now.....
Ed: *glare*
Me: *sticks out toungue* Anyway, here's a question for Captain Roy Sparrow!
Roy: Will you stop calling me that?!?
What would happen if Riza's personality started to mimic Armstrong's? XD
Everyone: *stares at Riza* O_______o *shudders*
Armstrong: Why, I think it could be a marvelous idea! She might even be somewhere in the Armstrong generation!
Riza: *pales*
Roy: O______o'
Me: Okay then...... now here's a dare for Ed! I already no that he's going to refuse so we already strapped him down!
Ed: *tied to a pole* HEY!
I dare you to drink a whole gallon of MILK!
Ed: *horrified look*
Me: I'm really liking the creative evil minds of my reviewers! Bring in the milk!
*gallon of milk floats out of the ceiling down into me hand*
Everyone: O__o
Me: *waves up at ceiling* Good job Fred! I knew those special effects would come in handy!
*thumbs up comes out of the ceiling then disappears again*
Me: Now chug! *holds up opening of carton up to Ed's mouth and starts pouring it in*
Ed: *drinks unwillingly*
-30 seconds later-
Winry: He did it!
Al: I never even thought it was possible!
Me: *smirk*
Ed: *hanging limply from pole* Never...........*cough*..again.
And I think Emily should get to play dress up and make-up with Ed. :D
Ed: O_____o
Me: Wow. Even I wasn't that cruel. But, I've done it to my uncle in the past. Me and my younger cousins literally tied him up and tackled him and put make up on him! I have pictures =D
Everyone: O__o
Me: What?!
Winry: I have make up! *pulls out make up kit*
Riza: I'll help.
Ed: NOOOOO!!!!!
-20 minutes later-
Ed: *has fake eyelashes on, eye shadow, mascara, blush, lipstick, curled hair, dress*
Roy: Wow. He actually looks like a girl.
Ed: *glare* THIS IS NOT FAIR! WHY THE HELL AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT ARE GETTING ALL OF THE HORRIBLE DARES!
Roy: *glare and cough* -still is stuck in miniskirt-
Ed: Well I don't care about you! *kicking and screaming while stick tied up*
Me: Well, at least that takes care of the last dare.
Ed: *stops* Wait, what?!
Me: The last dare was for you to go crazy. *looks at Ed* and you did. *unties* Now go get dressed up in a tuxedo without wearing makeup and curls.
Ed: Why?!
Me: Because you are going on a date.
Ed: What?! It better not be one of those rabid fangirls again!
Me: No, it's Winry.
Winry and Ed: What?!
Me: *smirks* Yes! I also have a lot of dares! Which all include going on dates with Havoc! =D
Havoc: *eyes brimming with tears* THANK YOU ALL! *kisses iTorchic passionately*
Everyone: O____o woah.....
Me: -kiss finishes- *blushing like mad* wow....
Havoc: *grinning happily*
Me: *still recovering from epicness* Now... Ed and Winry go get dressed up. We're going on a double date. Me and Havoc and you two together!
Ed: *still creeped out* Okay........
Winry: Okay! *smiles happily*
Me: Wow! Ten pages! This is so awesome! Sorry it took so long but with my schedule, all of these epic dares (I think there was over 20 dares and questions together! =O ), and my dates with Havoc (Havoc *grin Me: *blush*) I was able to update quickly!
Roy: Can I get out of this now?!
Me: No!
Riza: *slap*
Roy: OWWWW!!!
Emily: Daddy is so funny! *giggles*
Me: Yeah, he's even funny looking too! (Roy: HEY!)
Elle: *crawls over to Roy* Dada!
Everyone: Awwwwwww!
Me: Well, bye you guys! Please put some reviews up!
