What They could Have Done in HetaOni III
SOLUTIONS
I. SOME OF THOSE STUPID THINGS THAT HAPPENED BUT SHOULDN'T HAVE
#1 Germany in the closet acting weird (and he won't come out)
Japan knocked on the door and said, "Germany, I think Italy's mass-producing white flags again-"
The door crashed open and Germany burst out of the closet, looking furious.
#2 England using up all of his magic
"There are so many things you could have done that it would be utterly impossible to list them all out," began England's boss, "... without R2-D2."
The droid appeared and beeped as the boss pulled out a thick pile of papers.
"Dude, I think you've got the wrong galaxy and time period!" exclaimed America.
#3 Steve breaking in at random moments
America had an almost evil smile on his face as he prepared to tell them his plan.
"Just tell us," snapped England.
"We put scones in front of the doors," America declared.
II. THAT MOCHI
As in, what exactly is it doing there?
#1 It's Steve's evil counterpart.
[See part 2]
#2 Stray
Estonia suddenly turned and quickly looked around him. It a slightly panicky voice he asked Lithuania, "Ae, have you seen that American-looking mochi anywhere?"
"What? !" exclaimed the latter, "You brought those creepy white things here with you? !"
Estonia groaned. "Great," he sighed, "Now I just hope he hasn't gotten hurt or anything."
[Meanwhile]
The mochi watched in horror as the mutant pastry drew ever closer, closer, closer...
[MOCHI SCREAM]
III. WHAT THE HELL IS STEVE DOING HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
#1 Just like Tony
"Idiot!" shouted his wife. "Now look what you've done! You've crashed us on a random planet of midgets in the middle of nowhere! We're marooned"
"Sorry!" Steve apologised meekly.
His wife's voice rose to a scream. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FLYING WITHOUT AN INTER-GALACTIC FLYER'S LICENSE!"
#2 Not-so-simple vacation
"Hey dad!" said one of Steve's kids, "Why don't we go to that planet of dimwitted monkey midgets for our vacation this year? I hear they don't even know how to shoot locks! How stupid can you get?" He laughed.
"Sure, son! That sounds like a great idea!" Steve laughed, as well.
#3 Maybe he really is evil
The alien cackled darkly, "Hahaha, this plan is brilliant! All I have to do is get rid of these petty nations and I can take over the world! And then next is the galaxy! And then the universe! HAHAH – AHH!
His laugh was cut short when a sudden shove from behind knocked him roughly to the ground.
Emperor Palpatine stood behind him, red-faced with fury.
"ONLY I GET TO RULE THE UNIVERSE, NITWIT! "
IV. THOSE BLOODSTAINS
His wife stood next to him as they surveyed the damage to the house. She turned to glare at him.
"So you rent a house in Midgetland so that we can spend the vacation here, and the first thing you do is smash a hole in the roof while crash-landing? !"
"Ah, it's alright," said Steve waving his fingers at her. "We can fix it, right? And the kids can help! We can even paint the ceiling red, that's your favorite color, right?"
Mrs. Steve grunted in grudging agreement.
Soon, they had finished with the repairs and the painting, only to find that they had bought too much red paint (actually, Steve had unwittingly terrified the store clerk so much with his appearance that the clerk just gave it all to him and dashed off).
"I know what we can do, Dad!" said one of his kids.
He began painting numbers on the floor. "Abstract decor! And I get to practice my Midget-ese!"
Survived the memoir! And I got a 4.0 (A+), too! Joy.
Anyway, part three as promised.
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