Chapter 3 is here w00t bow bow HEY WHO THREW THE...fruit...FRUIT PPL! starts to spaz out Anyway...the whole story is dedicated to Gaara's desert blossom Thank you all u wonderful, panda loving, pocky eating, non-fruit people reviewers you are all wonderful and I am very grateful gives oreos I'm updating quickly no?

Disclaimer: I was once a treehouse...o.o

Chapter 3: A painful morning lesson, and team seven

After much pocky and a lot of explaining I was really tired. So I decided to bounce around the room a bit. Well, a nurse was passing by, she just happened to be the nurse from earlier that day. She saw me and quickly ran off crying about insane people needing to be in a ward. I stared at the door way and shook my head sadly. I agreed with her, people like her should be in an insane ward. After checking under the bed, in the closet, in the toilet, bathtub, shelves and cabinets I was satisfied enough to sleep without the worry of fruit people. After jumping on the patient next to me and causing him to groan in pain, I snuggled up to my giant panda and happily fell asleep.

"IT IS TIME TO GET UP AND START YOUR YOUTHFUL DAY!"

I woke up slightly to see a man in green spandex, and a bowl cut, REALLY shiny hair. I blinked a few times before once again snuggling under the covers. The next thing I knew I was lifted in the air.

"DO NOT WORRY! I SHALL HELP YOU RESTORE THE YOUTHFULNESS YOU HAVE ONCE KNOWN YOU POOR LITTLE GIRL."

I glared and began to count like my anger management teacher had told me.

'1...'

"YOU ARE SO OUT OF YOUTHFULNESS I MAY HAVE TO JOIN YOU!'

"2...'

"HERE LET ME HELP YOU DRESS"

'SCREW counting.'

I positioned my knee and jammed it in a man's special place. (Yes I think I described that quite well )

He howled and fell on his knees, dropping to the ground with tears in his eyes.

I smiled and crawled back into bed and snuggled with my giant panda. I was NOT a morning person.

The silvered haired man from yesterday walked in a few minutes later.

Kakashi's POV:

I decided to take a nice visit to the insane girl. Yeah, okay, Tsunade said I was to show her around or else she'd burn all my Ich Icha novels. Oh the horror. I snuggled my book closer to me and looked around suspiciously. Oh no she would not get MY beloved. I petted the book protectively. She had allowed the girl...Kisa I believe her name was. To stay in Konoha after the insane tale she had told us. I believed everything except the squirrel bit. I mean, why would a squirrel want a house key? I pushed open the door and saw her lying peacefully upon the bed with the panda we had bought her. HOW a panda proved we weren't fruit people I had no idea...hmm...I'd have to ask her about that.

I raised an eyebrow as I saw Gai lying on the floor, holding his swelling manlihood.

I walked over and poked him. He had tears in his eyes and was muttering something about damn, evil, demonic children with no youth. I glanced at Kisa who was sleeping soundly and shrugged.

"At least it looks bigger now Gai." I said happily.

He glared at me before crawling out of the room. I chuckled and shook Kisa's shoulder. How can anything this angelic looking be a demon?

End Kakashi's point of view:

Whoever was shaking my shoulder was about to learn another lesson in not waking me up in the morning. I gripped my panda and swung my hand around jabbing the person in the throat. I opened my eyes and glared at the wheezing silver haired man clutching his throat. I remembered him from last night, Kusho? Kanashi? Oh well I'll just call him Kaka.

"DAMN IT!" he shouted glaring at me. I glared back and gritted my teeth.

"I AM NOT A DAMN MORNING PERSON SO UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE NO CHILDREN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE I SUGGEST YOU TELL ME WHY YOU ARE HERE OR GET ME AN OREO WHICHEVER ONE IS FINE." I took in a deep breath and let it out.

"Tsunade said bring you around with me. I have to meet up with my team but you can come along." he said, voice raspy.

"Oh...okay." I said happily bouncing out of bed. "Kaka? Where's my clothes?" I asked looking around.

"K-k-kaka?" he asked.

"Yeah forgot your name so...you are now dubbed Kaka now get on one knee." I said happily.

"My name is Kakashi." he said.

"I SAID GET ON ONE KNEE!" he quickly got on one knee. I picked up a random pole I found and dubbed him Sir Kaka.

I heard a faint gasping noise and stared at the other patient. I looked at the pole and back at him...why was he pointing to the pole? Kaka quickly grabbed the pole and inserted a needle in the man's arm.

"THAT WAS HIS IV LOOK NEXT TIME!" I stared at Kaka whose face was angry looking. I felt tears well up in my eyes and I looked down.

"Oh...um...there there...don't cry? I'm sorry." I smirked behind my hair. Ha I knew he'd fall for that .

"OKAY!" I grabbed my clothes from a drawer and shut the door as he shouted something about how I said I didn't know where my clothes were.

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"LOOK I SAID WHEN YOU"RE OLDER!"

"...please?"

It was an hour later and we were making our way to the training grounds. I sadly had to leave my panda back at Kakashi's apartment. I was now living with him until they could set me up with another place. I had asked him if I could read his book and he had said no. So now here we are, arguing back and forth.

We arrived and I saw a boy with ebony hair shaped like the backside of a chicken and black eyes. He was calmly leaning against a tree as if he was the coolest person in the world. Another was a girl who was fawning over him. She had large emerald eyes and pink hair. The one that caught my attention (who wouldn't be drawn to an orange jumpsuit) was a boy with spiky blond hair blue eyes. I would call them sky blue. My eyes were...what did my teacher say...oh right...annoyingly huge transparent crystals whatever the hell that meant. Anyways he was jumping around and shouting. When we arrived and both the blond kid (with whiskers of course ) and the pink haired girl shouted at kaka that he was late.

"Sorry I had to pick up..."

"Don't lie you overly grown horny toad! You were probably reading that disgusting book of yours." I looked over at the boy against the tree who was staring at me.

"Who's that?" he asked before anyone said anything else.

"Oh hi! I'm Kisa. Kaka is showing me around for a bit." Kakashi flinched at the nickname and the others gave him a curious glance.

"ARE YOU FRUIT PEOPLE!" I shouted suddenly afraid of them.

"Not this again." Kakashi said rubbing his forehead.

I rummaged through my jean pockets and pulled out three sliced of apples. "Eat these and prove it." I said narrowing my eyes suspiciously.

"Where'd u get those?" kaka asked me.

"I took them from a vendor when you were in that adult store u said I couldn't go in."

Kaka looked a bit uncomfortable. "Don't mention that store please. Erm..you didn't STEAL them did you?" he asked.

"Course not!" he sighed relieved.

"I bought them with the money I took from you." I said smiling.

"WHAT!"

"So who wants to go hunt bearfish?" I asked happily skipping off.

"Yeah I'll come. Hey wait up! What's a bearfish?" the blond head kid asked chasing after me.

Okay chapter three complete w00t well tell me what you think or else I shall teach you the lesson of 'what happens when you do not review' well c ya! NOW REVIEW OR ELSE MWUAH HA HA -cough- ;;