Hiei Vs. the Squirrels

WolfRunner: Hi Y'all! WolfRunner back I've been busy so I've been unable to update.

Hiei: Yeah right

(WolfRunner shoves a popsicle in Hiei's mouth)

WolfRunner: I have two announcements one is the new names for the squirrels!

Hiei: (Through the popsicle) yay...

WolfRunner: Only two people actually suggested anything so that makes things much easier! Thanks to hana4262 and T. R. Blessing for the suggestion, huggles for you! Anyway the names are...Bushtail, Jhon, Lee, Abby, and Lala! Fun! Thanks again! Announcement two, I got a new notebook! *does a dance* Of course it's very tiny and will take some time to get used to, for forgive me for anymistake. Anyway onto the story

(A pink elephant walks by with a sign on it's back saying: WolfRunner does not own Yu Yu Hakusho. Please do not sue us, we have no cash.

WARNING! THIS CHAPTER HAS CRUDE HUMOR! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS KIND OF HUMOR DO NOT READ AND NOT FLAME ME OR I'LL GET THE PINK ELEPHANTS TO HUNT YOU DOWN!

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The squirrels ran back to the bush again. Their already fast heartbeats have gone haywire due to being trapped in a closet with a cat. Bushtail stamped his paw.

Damn it! That midget is getting deadly. Lala went up to soothe Bushtail.

Don't worry, we'll win this somehow. Bushtail flicked his tail as a sign of annoyance but said nothing. Abby piped up.

Maybe we should start collecting nuts in case we can't get our tree back. Jhon shook his head

We won't have enough time, we'll starve, we need to get the tree back. Lee do you have any ideas? Lee looked up. He smirked, his buckteeth showing.

In fact I do. We're going to have to forage certain things though. Lee whnispered his idea to the squirrels Abby's tail bristled in shock.

LEE! Are you that desparate to get the tree back? That's sick Bushtail came to Lee's defence

We don't have much choice Abby. Anyway I can't wait to see how the midget deals with this... The squirrels spent the rest of the night scavaging...Erm...fecal matter. While they knew it was a new low, however they were desparate. They placed the fecal matter in position they waited until morning to see the effects.

Wakey wake Hiei the story must go on

Hiei woke up slowly. After the cat incident, Hiei felt really well accomplished and drank at the bar until he could barely stay in the tree. He felt like a drillhammer was pounding his head and everything hurt. Oh God he was hung over. He sat up he put his hand down on the branch for leverage he felt something soft. It was around this time Hiei caught the foul stench in the air. He looked around. There were hundreds of small brown pellets surrounding him. What the fuck? He looked at his hand, it was also smeared with brown. His hungover brain finally realized what was going on.

"SHIT!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, "SHIT! THE LITTLE SHITS COVERED ME WITH SHIT!" He started burning all of the pellets which caused the smell to spread. He kept doing this while yelling 'shit' until the sirens arrived. He was soon covered by police who started handcuffing while saying his rights*. He struggled, he was trying to kill the squirrels! They pushed him into the car and drove off while the firefighters put out the fires he started. He was then sitting in front of a metal desk while the detectives looked at his file.

"Well Mr. Jaganshi, you are charged with disturbing the peace and vandaling public property, do you have any excuse in your defence?" The detective asked

"Do you have medicine for a hangover?" Hiei asked, the detective sighed and gave him an asprin and a phone.

"Here's your one call sir, choose wisely." He warned. Hiei knew who he was going to call.

Who? WHO? Guess we'll find out.

An annoying ringing drilled into Kurama's brain. On instint, the half-asleep teenager hit the snooze on his alarm. Much to his dismay, the ringing still came. He looked up to see the phone was ringing. He grabbed for it and checked the caller I.D. It said Police Department. He hit the speaker button.

"Moshi Moshi, Minamino residence." He grumbled into the phone.

"Kura- I mean Shuichi? It's Hiei. I'm in jail." Kurama hung his head. It was too early for this.

"I'll come over when I'm able." He replied and hung up. He pulled the covered over his head and fell asleep.

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WolfRunner: Erm.. hehehe

Kurama: What is it?

WolfRunner: I don't want to post this.

Kurama: Let me see (He reads the draft) Whats wrong with it?

WolfRunner: I don't know

Kurama: Then why don't you want to post it?

WolfRunner:...Cause...

Kurama: Sigh...