Deadpoool: Welcome back to ASK DEADPOOL: SEASON THREE! Let's not waste anymore time! Rose, questions!
Rose: Whoa. You seem to be in a hurry. What's the rush?
Deadpool: Well, I have to go pick up our guest star for the next episode but if we don't hurry, we'll miss 'em!
Rose: Who? And why do I always have to come?
Deadpool: That's a secret. And cause you're my assistant!
Rose: Wow, I've finally been promoted to 'assistant'!? *gasp*
Deadpool: Huh, I guess so. But don't let it go to your head.
Rose: Whatever... Our first question is from adeadfreelancer, "Good day to you deadpool, and the lovely miz rose. How you guys doing?
Have you read secret wars yet rose? I have never been more confused. Is this gonna end up having Deadpool save the multiverse and reboot it into the new 99999948?
Alright I guess some random questions
q1 did you know black canary is pregnant?
Q2 when was the last time you were arrested?
Q3 how was being an avenger for a day?
Q4 thanos called, your not gonna be in the next avengers movie.
q5 somehow they made Antman a badass. How?
Q6 in a death battle between you and deathstroke, how many times would he kill you before he gets tired and leaves?
Adeadfreelancer out...follow me on tumblr (please)"
Deadpool: Sup. We're doing great! I think I'll start calling you 'Miz Rose', now. It sounds slightly more cooler than, 'Miss Rose'. Must be the z.
Rose: Hey! And no, I haven't fully read the secret wars comics. All I've seen are pictures on Google... If you know a website where I could read it for free, don't hesitate. Not like Deadpool pays me for this. But I think I heard that that's what they're going to do. It ties into the 'Deadpool dying thing' I think.
Deadpool: I didn't think you wanted to be paid. Anyway..
A1: Whaaaa?! They actually have a baby?! How does she not get hit in the stomach? She's a freakin' superhero? How does she make it though nine months on crime fighting without getting hit there? How does she even fight after she hits her third trimester? This raises more questions than it answers.
A2: last night.
Rose: Care to say why?
Deadpool: Nope.
Rose: Public indecency.
Deadpool: ROSE!
Rose: They deserve to know!
Deadpool: Another word out of you and you'll be de-promoted!
Rose:...
Deadpool: a3: Great!
a4: YES I WILL! They're just keeping it a secret... ;-;
a5: Movie magic, buddy. Movie magic.
a6: That probably depends on how much the guy who hires him paid him. According to ScrewAttack, I'd win in that Death Battle.
Rose: I'm still waiting for them to do Dante vs. Deadpool...
Deadpool: Just keep believing. And sure, I'll follow you.
Rose: Yeah, I'll follow you, too. I just gotta make a tumblr, first.
Deadpool: How do you NOT have a tumblr account?
Rose:We'll I made one a looong time ago but I forgot the password.
Deadpool: Same thing happened to your many instagram accounts but you didn't hesitate to make more of THOSE!
Rose: ...
Deadpool: I'll make Rose a tumblr account and have her follow you.
Rose: Last question is from Devilgirl123, "Hey deadpool! Are you going to have loki ? He's so cute!" Omg, yes! We're SO having Loki on the next episode!
Deadpool: B-but...
Rose: No buts! We have to have Loki on this show again!
*****Special thanks to Devigirl123 and adeadfreelancer for being my most consistent reviewers! It's really appreciated! And btw, would you guys (everyone reading this) mind if between every Q/A I post a mini story about how we capture the guest star for that episode? I was thinking the interaction between Deadpool and them would be hilarious! Especially with Wolverine's encounter!****
