If only I owned Naruto and/or WoW…
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Hidan closed the door behind him. Dango came running up to Goldy and PB while Opyp went looking through the room.
"Can..can I stay with you guys?" Dango asked, holding on to PB's hand.
Goldfish shoved Dango, "No, No, No!! PB is staying with me, and you are staying with Opyp. You're little, we are big, and PB is my gal!!" Goldy said, whispering into Dango's face.
Dango looked up from the rotting corpse to meet PB's eyes, "Nok Ma'taik Zul kua Nai (He wants to again..)"
"Dor kua ma'la zul nui ka'umizul ka (I know, but he isn't getting anything)" PB answered back in troll to Dango. They both giggled as Goldfish looked at both of them with a angered expression.
Dango waved to Goldy and PB and left the room to see what Opyp was doing.
Goldfish turned to PB, "It's just you and me tonight, hun" He said rubbing his hands together. PB sighed with a smile and went to look out the window.
"No Goldy, not when we are at guest's homes..." PB said, staring at the few members whom were standing outside.
"Look, PB...C'MON!! OMG!!" he shouted as he frantically waved his arms around showing what he was talking about...which he didn't bother so say out loud for fear of people listening. PB shot a glare at Goldy and he closed his mouth. Goldy took a seat in a chair and motioned for PB to come over. PB rolled her eyes with a grin and came to sit on his lap, "You know, sometimes your a idiot, Goldfish, you know that?"
Goldfish smiled, "And you love it" He smirked as PB kissed his lips. Goldfish gently traced his bony fingers on her tattoo and PB smiled as she buried her head into his neck. They cuddled as they waited for orders to go downstairs...
Rena sat down on the sofa and turned to look at Hidan, whom had finally come back downstairs.
"What were you doing up there?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Ah, nothin'. Just trying to make them feel more at home" he responded with a smile, sitting down next to Rena and wrapping his arm around her.
She gave him a suspicious look, before turning on the TV. Hidan smirked, running his fingers up and down her arm. They stayed like that for a few minutes before Kisame joined them on the couch.
"So, I wanna ask you guys something, because you were the only two here when it happened." Kisame said, turning his attention away from the TV, and focusing it on the couple next to him. They looked towards him, and he continued.
"Where...exactly did these 'people' come from" he asked, tracing the quotations in the air with his fingers.
"Well.." Rena began, turning towards Kisame a little more, "Hidan and I were watching a movie, and we fell asleep. When I woke up, I left to go to the bathroom, and they we just..there..in the kitchen. I don't know how they got there."
"They were just, there?" Kisame repeated, raising an eyebrow. "Did they look suspicious? Were they sneaking around or anything? What if they are spies or something?"
"I don't think they're spies" she responded, making a weird face. "They were just kind of.. standing there, looking around like they were lost. The..Tauren.. looked upset at the dead guy though."
Kisame shook his head, "That kind of doesn't make any sense."
"I know, but that's how it was. They obviously aren't from around here. They said they were from Durotar, where ever that is, so I don't think they would be spies."
Kisame nodded in agreement, "So where are they now?"
"I told them they could stay in the spare rooms upstairs. They're getting settled right now."
"I see" Kisame said, standing up from the sofa and turning, walking towards the kitchen "I'm kinda hungry, I'll talk to you guys later"
Rena nodded, turning back to face the TV. "I wonder why they haven't come down yet.." she mumbled quietly to herself, snuggling a little closer to Hidan's side as she watched the television screen.
"I supposed Opyp doesn't want to mingle with our new friends" PB sighed as she wove her fingers through Goldfish's hair.
"Wanna just go down stairs?" Goldfish replied, barely awake.
"Hm, not yet.. I feel a need to freshen up, so I'm going to go take a shower. Meanwhile, you can wake up and go see what Opyp and Dango are up to" PB said, smiling as she stood up and walked to the door. Goldy sprung up and wrapped his bony fingers around her waist.
"Sure you don't need help?" Goldy smirked. PB unwrapped his arms and sighed.
"I'm sure, you know how Dango gets when we are together" she said, giggling at Goldy's frown.
"That's so stupid...everyone who has a brain should realize we are together" Goldy tried to wrap his arms around PB again only to get pushed off.
"We are teammates, not mate mates" PB said, putting on a serious face. She left the room and walked down the hall to the bathroom, leaving Goldfish with a moody expression staring at the door...
...meanwhile...
Kisame finished his food, washed the plates, and headed upstairs for a shower. He needed to relax from the random visitors that were now in the base. He went to his room and grabbed some toiletries and went down the hall to the bathroom.
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PB entered the bathroom and put on some hot water. She stripped her clothes and climbed in the tub. She laid there relaxing, thinking about home, and all the sand and cool ocean water. She traced her finger down her tummy to her belly button, just as the door knob jiggled and Kisame walked in...stunned. PB's eyes shot to the now staring fish man. She then gazed to her naked body laying in tub. Kisame, mouth wide open, stood staring at the, whom he thought was gorgeous, blue woman in the tub. PB shot up out of the tub and grabbed a towel and quickly wrapped herself. She then glided to Kisame to slap him in the face for staring at her, when she stumbled and fell onto Kisames bare chest. She looked up at Kisame's eyes, gained composure, and shoo'd him out of the bathroom, slamming the door and taking a sigh...would Goldy want to know about this?
Kisame stood stunned outside of the bathroom door. There is a naked woman in the bathroom, taking a bath. Now, it's not like he's never seen a naked woman before. He'd seen Rena naked, but then again, most of the Akatsuki had. She wasn't exactly shy. But this, this was different. This woman had blue skin, just like him. And, as far as he knew, she was single. Meaning he could possibly have a chance with her. He smiled, turning around to face the door again. He thought briefly about taking a peek, but decided against it, fearing that it would destroy any chances he might have with this woman, and turned to walk back to his room.
He drug his feet on the carpet as he slowly came closer and closer to the room he and Itachi shared. Upon arriving, he reached for the doorknob, but stopped as Itachi opened the door and exited the room, colliding with Kisame.
"Ah, get out of my way Kakuzu" Itachi mumbled, squinting past Kisame and at the wall behind him.
"Uh, Itachi-san, I'm not Kakuzu" Kisame said, chuckling slightly. Itachi's eyes widened a little before quickly drooping back to their normal glare.
"I know"
"..then why did you call me Kaku-"
"I didn't" Itachi snapped out, cutting Kisame off. "Now get out of my way"
Kisame stepped aside as Itachi shuffled past, grumbling inaudible things. He sighed and shook his head, continuing into the shared room. He dropped his things on the nightstand and flopped back on his bed to think of ways to win over that beautiful creature. He'd never been that popular with the ladies, what with the blue skin and shark appearance, and everything. He furrowed his brow, concentrating. He barely even knew her, let alone what she liked and disliked, or how she would react if he came on to her. He thought of how Hidan acted with Rena, and decided that wouldn't be the best idea. He didn't want her to think he was a molester or something. Bah, guess he'd have to figure this one out himself...
He sat up on the bed, stretching himself. Looking around the room, he pondered on what he should do while he waited for the beauty to get out of the tub. He internally cursed himself for not paying attention when they were introducing themselves, for he couldn't remember her name. He shook his head, clearing his thoughts as he stood from the bed and made his way to the door. Leaving the room, he fixed his gaze on the floor as he slowly trudged down the hallway to see if the woman was finished in the bathroom.
He had almost made it before colliding into someone, again. He looked up from the floor, about to apologize for his clumsiness, when he noticed it was the beautiful woman from before. He gaped, trying to say something as the woman stared at him.
He made a couple squeaks before finally forcing out "H-hey" scratching the back of his head while he laughed nervously. He hoped she wasn't still upset with him for accidentally walking in while she was naked.
PB smiled and said hello as she wiped hair off her face. Her hair was soaked down like a wet mop of turquoise. PB stared at Kisame, he was trying to say something, but it wasn't understandable.
"I-I-I-...wanted...to..." Kisame stuttered, panicking why he couldn't say sorry to the woman. PB tried to seem like she was paying attention, but she wanted to get back to Goldfish before they all went downstairs.
"I-I-I wanted to tell you your jugs are huge..I MEAN! You have big boobs..I MEAN, I MEAN..I'LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS!!" Kisame said running off back to his room blushing up a storm. PB stood there with a 'wtf just happened' face. She stared for a second as the corners of her mouth curled up into a smile as she trotted back to her room.
Kisame entered his room, and punched the wall.
"Dangit! She thinks I'm a pervert now!!" He said angrily, pressing his head against the wall.
"Maybe taking a shower is not going to happen today.." he said as he stared at the floor. He went to go lay down, using his arm to cover his eyes. He just wanted to die.
PB walked in her room smiling, to be glomped by Goldy. He held on to her, she smelled like shampoo. PB held Goldfish, but then had him concentrate.
"What did Opyp say?" PB asked.
"Bah, just some mumbojumbo on tomorrow. We are trying to find a way out...I said I can just port us out, but Opyp was like 'grrrr.. that is a last resort' and blah blah blah, then Dango was like blah blah blah..." Goldfish babbled rolling his eyes and made his hands like puppets talking. PB couldn't help to feel happy, she was getting a little homesick... Goldy looked into PB's eyes, he could see mixed emotions in her eyes, for once he thought better then to just kiss her. He grabbed her hand and brought her closer to him.
"What are you thinking? I've known you long enough" he smirked.
"Nothing really, I just miss the beach and home and bars. I haven't had anything to drink in a few hours, and I'm sober as hell" she didn't know what she was saying. He couldn't help but think about Kisame for some reason. He seemed so...shy. Goldfish gave PB a hug.
"I know..a place were we can go to..a place where no one knows you...they won't know who we are" Gold swayed with PB and sang. PB smiled, she loved when Goldy sang, he wasn't good, but he was trying. They were slow dancing in the middle of the room, Goldy wiggled his finger and the room somehow melted away into a garden of flowers. Goldy, had a spell of illusion, and PB loved to get away, even if it wasn't real. Then, abruptly the scene fluttered away and Opyp entered the room, staring at them both.
"Downstairs, now!" they commanded. Before leaving, they walked to PB and Goldy whom where still holding each other and parted them. "This is not the place for cross involvement" Opyp sighed for once not sounding mean, but caring.
Dango was waiting outside the door and they all trailed out, he wrapped his arms around Goldy and PB, "You..you know, Opyp isn't trying to be mean" Dango smiled, he obviously was more comfortable with the situation. But he neglected the fact about the happening in the room before Opyp barged in. They walked downstairs..
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Kisame sighed on his bed. Why did he have to say that? Out of all the things he could have said, he said that. He felt his face flush at just the memory. She probably doesn't want anything to do with him now. "I'm so stupid!" he cursed, flinging his pillow across the room. It landed on Itachi's desk with a crash, sending hair products and makeup soaring through the air. Kisame let out a frustrated yell, standing up to pick up Itachi's things and place them back on his desk. Great, just one more thing to make this day hell. Well, when Itachi found out, that is.
Rena still sat on the couch, worrying about PB and the others. It had been a whole hour, why haven't they come down yet? She turned her head as she noticed someone coming down the stairs. Oh, it was only Kisame. ..why did he look so angry and..embarrassed? Hm, weird. She watched as Kisame sat on the other sofa, crossing his arms and his face slightly flushed. Well, only one way to find out...
"What's wrong Kisame?"
Kisame's blush deepened and he looked slightly in Rena's direction.
"Oh, nothing" he said angrily, "I'm just an idiot and have no hope with women"
Rena tried to hold back a giggle, receiving a glare from Kisame. Hidan however, didn't try to hold back anything.
"You-you.." he tried to say through his laughter, "women?!" he laughed harder at Kisame's blush. Rena smacked him in the back of the head, giving him a glare. He quieted down, and Rena gave Kisame a sympathetic look. "What made you say that all of a sudden, Kisame?"
Kisame looked down to the floor, "I...I don't want to talk about it right now" he mumbled out, giving Hidan a side glance.
"Fine, whatever. I don't wanna hear about your damn...women issues anyways" Hidan said, smirking as he shifted in his spot, so he was leaning more on the couch, rather than on Rena. Once Hidan had stopped moving around, Rena looked back to Kisame.
"It's ok Kisame, you don't have to talk about it around him" she said, putting her hand on Hidan's forehead and shoving his head back into the couch. He made a grunting sound as his head collided with the cushion of the couch.
"Seriously, you and Rena can go girl-talk and shit about you love problems somewhere else"
Kisame tried to glare at Hidan, but was betrayed by his blush. He was about to thank Rena, when he saw someone arrive at the bottom of the stairs. He cursed once he realized it was the woman and her friends, and he fidgeted in his seat, looking at Rena and Hidan. Hidan noticed Kisame's panicked look, and smirked.
"Hey PB, come sit! You can sit next to Kisame!" He called, gesturing towards the panicking Kisame.
Kisame shot a angry glare at Hidan, whom only grinned. PB smiled and waved to Rena, then took a sit by Kisame, who was bright red and sweating. Goldfish plopped on the other side of PB and put his arm around her. Kisame fiddled with his fingers trying to stay calm, it definitely didn't work though.
Everyone sat in an awkward silence for a minute, observing each other. Hidan was fighting a giggle, Rena stared at Kisame, whom was staring at the floor. Opyp was leaning on a wall, being edgy. Dango was smiling with worried eyes looking around the room, Goldy was sitting with a bored expression, and PB was sitting straight up, smiling and playing with Gold's fingers.
"I'm hungry!" abruptly called Hidan. Kisame jumped to his feet.
"I'll go get food! I'll be in the kitchen!" Kisame practically flew to the kitchen. Once he was in the kitchen he took a deep breath and slumped over the counter.
"PB, maybe you should go see if Kisame needs help" Hidan said smiling. He loved to see Kisame in this state of mind.
"Ok, but I think he is fine" she got up and went to the kitchen.
Kisame was slumped over the counter..was he drunk?
"Hey...?" PB walked over to Kisame and put her hand on his back to see if he was alright.
"Huh?" Kisame sprung up and hit his head on a cabinet, then crashed to the floor in a daze. PB stared at him for a second, and got a idea. She quickly propped him up on the floor and went to get a washcloth. She crouched by Kisame and put the damp cloth on his head. He opened his eyes, only to be face to face with PB. Getting dizzy again, he fell forward on to PB's chest. PB's ears perked up, and her eyes widened as she looked down to find Kisame unconscious on her boobage. She quickly pushed him off and sat next to him till he was awake.
...meanwhile...in the living room and in the middle of a bloody game of Go Limb (Go Fish where the other person cuts a limb off if you get a match)
"HAHA! I GOT ANOTHER MATCH! THAT'S ONE LEG!" Goldfish screamed at Hidan's face. Hidan glared at Goldy and cut his leg off, I mean, he was winning anyways...
"This is such a stupid game" Rena mentioned, as she was brushing Dango's hair. Opyp nodded in agreement.
"Who thought of this?" Opyp glared at Hidan and Goldfish. At the same time they pointed to each other, realizing this they both stuck there tongues at each other..
"All done" Rena smiled at the now brushed hair of Dango, "I think I'm going to go see what is taking the food so long..." she said, getting up and walking to the kitchen.
Hidan glared at Goldfish. Who the hell ever heard of the game 'Go Limb'? Much to people's surprise, he didn't actually enjoy cutting his limbs off. Stabbing, cutting, sacrificing himself, sure. But not actually cutting his limbs off. He sighed, deciding that watching Goldy cut his own limbs off would be enjoyable. He sat on the floor across from Goldfish, watching him create a deck of playing cards from, well..nothing. Goldfish passed him his cards, and he smiled as he discovered that he already had two matches. He laid down the matches and looked at Goldfish's frustrated face.
"So now what. Is that like..an arm and leg? Do I get to cut them off?" he asked, smirking.
"No, I can cut my own limbs off. Thank You" Goldy said with an angered tone.
Back in the kitchen, Kisame started to come around. His eyes fluttered open and he looked around the room. What happened? ..Did he pass out? His eyes landed on PB sitting next to him, subconsciously playing with one of her long braids. His eyes widened and he looked quickly to the floor, a small blush staining his cheeks. PB smiled when she noticed Kisame had woken up.
"Are you okay?" she asked, trying to comfort him a little.
"Uh..yeah.." Kisame answered shyly, glancing at PB's face. "I-I just want to say...I'm...sorry." PB gave him a confused look, so he continued. "F-for walking in the bathroom while you were...taking a bath. A-and for what I said in the hallway. I really didn't mean it" well, it was at least half true. She did have...never mind. "I'm really, really sorry."
Back in the living room, Goldy and Hidan were still playing 'Go Limb' and Goldfish had just accomplished his first match. Hidan groaned, cutting his leg off, slightly wincing at the stinging feeling, and handing it to Goldfish. Oh well, that's the only limb he's lost so far, Goldfish only had one arm left. Hidan looked up at Rena's remark. Yeah I guess it was a stupid..why was she brushing Dango's hair? He raised an eyebrow, slowly looking to Opyp as they spoke. Who started the game? Goldfish did..he didn't even know what stupid 'Go Limb' was. So, he pointed to Goldfish, noticing he was doing the same. He frowned, sticking his tongue out at him, and tried to take his leg back. Goldfish protested, swatting at his hand with his only arm. Hidan took Goldfish's other arm from his pile, and smacked him with it, retrieving his own leg. He threw Goldfish's body parts at him, and pouted to Rena. She sighed, rolling her eyes as she went to get the sewing supplies again. Hidan smiled at her and half crawled over to the couch, pulling himself up to sit.
Rena grumbled to herself as she walked up the stairs. She already hated Hidan's ridiculous religion, what with the sacrifices and stuff. And unnecessary limb cutting didn't make things any better. She trudged into their room, grabbed the things she needed from the dresser, and descended back down the stairs. She plopped down next to Hidan on the couch, who was playing with the foot of his detached leg. She thought about making him sew his own leg back on, but figured he probably sew it on backwards or something. She sighed and went to work, smirking at his hiss of pain. That's what he gets for playing that stupid game...
Once finished, she stood and told everyone she was going to see what was taking Kisame and PB so long in the kitchen. She walked around the couch, and headed to the kitchen, stopping in shock once she entered. Her eyes widened, "what...are you two doing?"
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"Ah, it's okay" PB giggled, "I found it like a compliment". She put her hand up to Kisame's forehead, making sure his temperature was alright. Kisame's face became flushed again as PB's cool hands touched him.
"Thank you" Kisame blurted out, "For helping me" PB smiled and wiped her bangs from her face. Kisame jumped up remembering he was supposed to make food for everyone including Hidan.
"Food, we need to make food" Kisame opened the fridge and stared into it. His head still hurt, but he didn't want to keep Hidan waiting.
"I...have no idea what to make" Kisame stood there frozen, as PB stood next to him looking inside the fridge aswell. She reached in pulling out some fruit. PB was a vegetarian, and she was raised off fruit.
"Go start a pot of water, we will deep fry these fruits" PB held out the fruit, but Kisame wasn't so focused on the oranges...
"Um..uh..Okay, pot of water" he stumbled to a counter reaching for a pot. His head was pounding but he didn't want to look weak in front of PB. Meanwhile, PB was getting out spices and herbs.
"What are we making?" Kisame asked as he carried the water pot to the stove.
"Special snack, from where I come from" PB smirked. Kisame returned a flushed smile. He kept his eyes to the floor, afraid he would get a nosebleed from looking at PB. They crossed paths, and it became a dance of cooking. And, Kisame wasn't going to lie, but he liked cooking with someone.
PB went to the fridge again to grab some milk, and Kisame went to grab more carrots, and all of a sudden PB and Kisame collided and both fell to the ground with PB landing on Kisame. Kisame opened his eyes to find PB laying on him in the middle of the kitchen. He wanted so badly to grab PB's face and kiss her, but he resisted the temptation. They stayed there trying to figure out what to do, when all of a sudden Rena entered the kitchen...to find them laying on top of each other...
Rena stood there, staring at the two of them lying on the floor. Her eye twitched, and she looked at Kisame's flushed face. "Oh, so Hidan and I can't 'do anything' in the kitchen, but you can?" She sighed, "Whatever, I don't care. I just came in to see what was taking you so long...but now I know" she said with a smirk. Kisame's eyes widened and his blush deepened,
"N-no! We weren't doing...that!" he said frantically, sitting up with PB still on his lap. Although I wish we were... Rena just continued to stare at them. Looks like she didn't have to help Kisame with his 'women' issues anymore..
"Oh? What were you doing?" she said, putting her hand on her hip and smirking. Sometimes she enjoyed causing Kisame to be all flustered.
Kisame looked at PB, then back at Rena. "Well...I passed out, and when I woke back up, PB was in here sitting next to me. We started making the food for everyone, and at one point we crashed into each other and fell down..."
Rena raised an eyebrow. "Ok,
whatever...just hurry up with the food. Hidan's getting kind of..
angry." Kisame's eyes widened a fraction and he stood up,
carefully placing PB back on her feet, before he rushed around the
kitchen again.
"Shit.."
Rena turned and left, leaving them to..cook. When she arrived back in the living room, she plopped down next to Hidan again, smiling to herself.
"What the hell is taking them so long?" Hidan asked, shuffling closer to Rena.
"Oh, the food is just taking a little long. They should be done in a couple minutes" she replied, mentally laughing to herself. She was happy for Kisame.
"Well...they better fucking hurry up..." Hidan said, frowning a little.
"Don't worry, it will be done soon. Calm down" she said kissing his lips lightly. Goldfish looked at her like he was disgusted. What, was kissing Hidan disgusting to him? She smirked, kissing Hidan again. Goldfish's expression looked even more disgusted, and he looked away. Rena laughed, what a weirdo.