To: John Watson
From: Sherlock Holmes
Subject:
Where is the ammonium chlorate?
To: Sherlock Holmes
From: John Watson
Subject: Re:
No.
To: John Watson
From: Sherlock Holmes
Subject: Re:
It's for a case.
To: Sherlock Holmes
From: John Watson
Subject: Re:
NO.
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To: John Watson
From: Greg Lestrade
Subject: When are you coming back?
Okay, so he's started talking to me. In fact, I can't get him to shut up. And I've never heard someone make a sarcastic comment with a violin before. Sherlock seems to have an entire concert of them. He was actually playing 'Flight of the Bumblebee' as I was getting ready for work this morning. (Running late, thanks to him.) And that instrument makes noises sometimes that I didn't even know were possible to make. I'm surprised you haven't destroyed it yet.
To: Greg Lestrade
From: John Watson
Subject: Re: When are you coming back?
I should be back in a couple of days. Try and hold out. And anyway, you've been dealing with him for a few years longer than I have. Oh, he's fond of doing that. He plays the Imperial March from Star Wars when Mycroft comes around. You should hear it. Though it's tempting sometimes, I haven't destroyed it because it cost somewhere around £20.000, and I have no desire to replace it. Also I'm pretty sure you would regret even trying, he's got some pretty nasty tricks. Consider yourself warned.
To: John Watson
From: Greg Lestrade
Subject: Re: When are you coming back?
A) A few years, yes, but never like this.
B) Noted.
I honestly don't know what I'm doing anymore. Reviews are always welcome!
And by welcome I mean REVIEW OR YOU SHALL GET NO MORE