A/N: Well I hope you guys like my story. If not well then to freaking bad. I'm gonna keep writing anyways. I like this story, I like it a lot. People will die. Violently. YAY!

Disclaimer: I own nothing!

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Chapter 3

Fox vs. Cat

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Nii Yugito sat against the wall outside the employer's room. Her and her team had been hired to guard the Diplomat, who had several groups trying to have him eliminated. Just thinking about him made her nauseous. He had tried to coax her into bed with him. Slimy bastard. She rested her head against the cool wood and closed her eyes.

"Hyoton: Rasengan."

Yugito leapt aside as what appeared to be a frozen tornado tore through the outside wall of the mansion. When the frozen dust settled she saw the attackers, two Soukanin. The taller one, wearing a tan overcoat drew his zanbatou and charged at her companions. The shorter one turned to her. Her breath caught as she saw his eyes, 'Uchiha?' The blonde haired Shinobi drew his sword, she recognized it from reports as Samehada. But this wasn't Kisame. Kisame was a blue skinned shark like man. This guy, was, if anything, a bit foxy. H pointed the sword at her and brought his palm down along the back of the blade, immediately the sharkskin scales began to fall off, revealing a double-edged western style broadsword. As he took up a fighting pose his chakra flared and he was lifted off the ground by the intensity of it. Yugito could see a slight smile on his face. And then he vanished.

Suddenly he was behind her, attacking with unnatural ferocity. He was outputting a massive amount of chakra, it felt familiar to her, but she couldn't place it. She tapped into the Nibi's chakra to bolster her strength. As soon as she did this she recognized the boy's chakra. It was demonic, like the Nibi's.

"What's your name, and which one do you hold?"

Naruto cocked his head at the unexpected question, "My name is Naruto, I hold the Kyuubi no Yoko. What do you hold?"

"I hold the Nibi. My name is Nii Yugito by the way."

Naruto smiled and formed a normal Rasengan, "I don't recall asking for your name." He pressed his attack, Yugito was unable to retaliate because of the sheer ferocity, she saw the Sharingan blazing in his eyes, and knew that he would simply copy all of her Jutsu if she used any.

"RASENGAN!" Naruto shoved the blue orb at her stomach, she caught his wrist and flipped him over her. As he sailed over her he attacked with his sword, and she as unable to avoid a deep wound to her left shoulder.

She cursed as Naruto landed smoothly.

"Damn, I guess there's no other way."

"And just what are you planning, eh, Yuu-chan?"

Yugito managed a thin smile, "This." Blue flames erupted from and engulfed her body, taking on the form of the Nibi no Bakeneko, the two tailed monster cat.

Naruto shaded his eyes against the light from the flames, "Oh my, what intense chakra. Do you want to know what I think Yuu-chan, or is it Nibi-san now? No matter, do you want to know what I think?"

Yugito warily nodded.

Naruto's smile widened as the Kyuubi's demonic cloak formed. "I think…I think. I think that I want you. I think I'll have you, one way or another. Get ready."

Yugito spat a ball of ghostly flames at Naruto, only to have them absorbed by his sword. "Oh? Didn't I mention, Samehada absorbs chakra." Naruto pointed at Yugito and she growled in apprehension as his Sharingan eyes changed, the tomoe vanished and the slit pupil multiplied, forming an overlapped cross and X, forming a sort of eight pointed flower. "Behold the Yoko Mangekyo Sharingan. I know I know, only eight points, the bastard fox says that the ninth point is a completely different pattern. So what am I gonna do?" Naruto shaped his hand in mimicry of a gun, as he mimed shooting he shouted out, "SUPPRESS!" Instantly all of the Nibi's chakra rushed back into Yugito. "MAGEN: ONBIN NEMURI! (Demonic Illusion: Gentle Sleep)" Yugito immediately fell into the deepest and most relaxing sleep she ever had.

Mouki emerged from the building with the diplomat's head, and noticed Naruto picking up Yugito's sleeping form. "Whoa! What are you doin there?"

"Don't judge me! She purrs, I find it attractive."

"Whatever, just wait for her to wake up, and try to keep it in your pants alright?"

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Next day

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Yugito woke up and stretched herself out in a manner much like that of a cat.

"Yuu-neko, would you mind getting your ass out of my face?"

She spun to face Naruto's familiar voice and found that all of her ninja gear had been taken, to her further horror she found that she could draw on no chakra at all, not Nibi's, and not her own. She scrambled back and found that her wrist was tied to Naruto's with a length of thick rope. "What do you want with me?"

"Well, I was hoping you would let me make you breakfast."

"B…breakfast?"

"Yes breakfast. I realize that kidnapping is no way to treat a lady like yourself, I was hoping to make it up to you with some fresh fish."

"Oh, um, thank you." Yugito took the offered fish and began to slowly eat it, all the while Naruto watched her with a bemused expression on his foxy face. "What!?" Yugito snapped at him.

"Oh, sorry, just thinking about how cute you are."

"WHAT!"

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Several miles away

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Mouki hefted a sturdy piece of black fabric and turned to the shop keeper, "Could this be made into a combat cloak?"

"I believe so, any specifications?'

"Yeah, I've got a few," Mouki was cut off by the sound of feminine rage. He looked in the direction of his and Naruto's camp and assumed that the Nibi container had woken up. "So, anyways, the hood should…"

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"Damn, I'm sorry I didn't know that was how Kumo ninja reacted to compliments."

"It's not, it's just…" Yugito blushed crimson and returned to eating her fish.

"Oh and I think your purr is verrrry sexy." Naruto made sure to drag out the 'r' in very in a decidedly purr-like manner.

"I DON'T PURR!"

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Mouki looked towards camp again, 'Hmm, I wonder if the brat is dead yet.'

"Oh yes could you put some of that black silk inside for lining, that would be great."

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Yugito reclined against a tree and decided to make the best of the situation, "So, Naruto, how old are you?"

Naruto scratched the back of his head and looked at the sky, "Well officially I'm thirteen. But biologically I'd put me at about seventeen to twenty."

"I don't get it."

Naruto pointed at his whisker marks, "The fox accelerated my aging when he 'enhanced' me. Along with giving me some Kitsune powers he made me older."

"Okay…"

"So being attracted to me doesn't make you a pedophile. Isn't that great Yuu-chan!"

Yugito's scream was less words and more fury.

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"Pockets, lots of pockets. We are ninja after all!"

The store keeper nodded emphatically at Mouki's uncalled for enthusiasm.

Mouki completely ignored the fact that a large flock of birds had taken flight in fear of Yugito's rage.

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Mouki walked back into the campsite expecting to find Naruto and Yugito in a compromising position. He wasn't disappointed.

"Whoa! Nice."

Naruto and Yugito were united in their cry of , "WHAT THE FUCK!"

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Several minutes later

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Mouki handed Naruto his new cloak, and because he was a thoughtful sort of guy, as well as a planer, he had gotten one for Yugito.

"So, Nii-san, how exactly did you go from trying to kill him every few minutes to…you know…horizontal tango?"

Naruto put up his hands in defence, "I swear, she pounced on me, with or without chakra she's pretty damn strong."

"That's a lie you bastard!"

Mouki simply smiled knowingly, "Sooo…was it good?"

Yugito got all starry eyed and a thin line of drool came out of the corner of her mouth. Naruto blushed and nodded before looking away.

A short while later Naruto left to get more firewood and Mouki, who had untied Yugito looked at her with a calm expression.

"Yugito, it's not your fault. Naruto is part Kitsune, he affects women differently than ordinary men. Couple that to the fact that you are both Jinchuriki? Well, it was bound to happen eventually. Something was at least. Well it's not so bad, you were both very into it."

"Shut up."

"What did I say?"

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That night

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"So Naruto, what's the plan from here?" Mouki sat against a tree with a new straw hat covering most of his face. Yugito was wrapped snugly in her and Naruto's cloaks.

"Well, we're not a full team. We need more allies."

Yugito looked at her lover through the flames, "Well, how many people do we want on the team?"

Mouki held up one hand with all his fingers outstretched, "Five. We want a five man team."

"The fox suggest we get two more jinchuriki to join us."

Yugito looked shocked, "What! Four jinchriki! How would that possibly work?"

"You forget the first power of the Yoko Mangekyo Sharingan. Suppress."

"Right! If one of us was to get out of control you could seal us1 I mean you do hold the strongest Biju. But what if you get out of control?"

"Ha! The fox hates using my body, he says it leaves him feeling greasy. So, any suggestions?"

Mouki tilted his hat up and put hi finger on his chin "I heard of a jinchuriki in Takigakure, the rumour is that it's the vessel for the Nanabi no Kabutomushi. The name started with an 'F' or something."

"Kumo has another Jinchurriki, Kirabi, he holds the Hachibi no Kyogyu. He might be reluctant though, he is totally dedicated to the Raikage, his brother."

Undetected in a nearby tree Zetsu watched and recorded the entire conversation, He mused to himself, 'Well leader-sama will be pleased to know that the Kyuubi vessel is going to make gathering the others easier, all in one place! Just needs we need to fight a little harder is all.'

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Mouki returned to the camp expecting to find Naruto and Yugito in a…compromising position. He was not disappointed…in fact he was shocked.

"Wow, I had no idea she was that flexible. Or that he could do that with his chakra."

Yugito looked at Mouki in shock, "Do what with his chakra?"

"See for yourself."

Yugito looked. "So, Naruto, you decide it would be a good idea to kidnap me. Seal my chakra. To screw me! And you don't have the decency to use your own equipment!!!!"

"Mouki, you are a total douche."

As a full naked Naruto fled from a partially naked Yugito, Mouki mused aloud.

"Well, I hope that's the last time he uses the old "Chakra Penis Jutsu' the ladies are surprisingly not fond of that."

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A/N:

It is currently 1:32 am, the omake came to me in a flurry of insomnia induced madness. But I like it. I am still not quite perverted enough to write full blown lemons. So if I can find someone, or I can figure out how to write good ones…otherwise there will be no lemons. Maybe limes.

Yes, Naruto will be the leader of a Jinchurriki Super Team. From this point onwards I shall refer to them as Team Biju. While Mouki is not a jinchurriki he is extremely powerful, you'll see just how powerfull within the next few chapters.

The next chapter is occurring after the Time Skip. Team Biju is fully formed and then some.

For the record I was originally going to wait for team member votes but I wrote both chapter 2 and 3 one right after the other.

The paring so far is NarutoXYugito. Their relationship is mostly physical. So vote for who you want him to have a romantic relationship with. If you want to add another girl in there feel free to vote for who! Although it will likely be Fu. The 7 tail host. If I don't get enough votes that's what will happen. Now I go to my madness and probably to write a chapter for another story!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!