"Why so worked up Dei." Sasori said to his boyfriend who walked back and forth around his room. He had shallow breathes as if he had just ran a marathon. Sasori had grown bored and sat on the bed. He was over Deidara small panic. Then he began doing his work, and now he found himself annoyed.

"What the hell is your problem?" Sasori said.

"Itachi." Deidara wheezed.

"Another fight?" Sasori asked. Deidara and Itachi were known to get into it a lot of fights. Sasori hated those, because his boyfriend was a competitive one.

"No. I am supposed to find him a date. Problem is no one likes him." Deidara plopped down of his white bedspread. He looked up to the ceiling and cursed his luck. He would be the one setting Itachi up on a date, but Itachi was difficult and weird. Who liked anti-social, weird, and unfriendly?

"Well see, if no one likes him. Get someone similar. Someone nobody's likes." Sasori answered hoping Deidara would hush.

"You're a genius." Deidara said giving Sasori a kiss. "I got the perfect guy."

"Dei." Sasori said, breaking the kiss.

"Hmmmm." Deidara hummed.

"Want to play a game?" Sasori asked.

"Ohhhhhh. Sasori I love games." Deidara smiled. Sasori smirked at his boyfriend's eagerness. He was always in a rush.

"Okay this one is called, how fast can you cum." Sasori smirked with devilish eyes. Deidara turned him on.

"What do you mean? Like fetch." Deidara was so blonde. Satori almost laughed at how dense he was.

"Shut up and lay down." Sasori pushed Deidara on the bed.

Next moment we're filled with lust filled sounds, and Sasori pounding Deidara (not that Deidara didn't enjoy it.)

MyFunnyValentine...

Itachi was fed up with his hair. Once again was it in its twisted and uncomfortable state. The damn locks were intertwined again. He rushed and tried to fix it quickly as the next class was going to start soon. It seemed not to want to bend to Itachi's will.

"I hate you." Itachi whispered as if his hair was a person.

"Again?" A familiar voice said. It was Kisame. The guy Itachi had been thinking about ever since he first violated him.

"Yes again." Itachi muttered. "I got it this time."

"No I've watched you pull and hurt yourself for the last five minutes." Kisame chuckled.

Itachi breathed a shallow breath. Be was watching him?

"Need help?" Kisame asked.

"I said I am fine and it always acts like this and I get it under control."

Kisame began to grab Itachi's hair again and began to pull it out of its tangles. It hurt for a second then it became once again an escape, his hand running over his wet scalp. Itachi held back the noises that dare jump from his mouth. Kisame's hands running through his scalp felt like heaven.

Kisame's hands began to untangle Hus hair softly and quickly, now Itachi found himself in a trance.

"God." Itachi moaned lightly.

"Feel good?" Kisame asked.

"Uh..." Itachi went into a heated blush and silence.

"Done." Kisame said. His hands left his head and Itachi was left with nothing. 'Come back here.' He wanted to shout to him.

"Thanks." Itachi said in a blush and walked away. He was a little afraid because Kisame heard him moan twice already.

"No problem." Kisame said to the scattering Itachi. Itachi wanted to turn but he didn't. He kept walking until he reached the locker room door. The bell rung and he continued to his next class. He walked at the speed of light hoping to distance himself and Kisame. He walked as if Kisame was on his heels, but he knew he was all the way on the other end of the school by now.

"Hey." Deidara said. Itachi had bumped into Deidara in the hallway. "You seem in a hurry. Got something going on?"

"No." Itachi looked a little bewildered, like a blushing maniac.

"Anyways. I have found you a blind date." Deidara smiled. "So anyways he wants to meet tonight! Yay!"

Itachi didn't even respond. He just gave Deidara a cold glare.

"Anyways he's weird just like you and he wants to be a doctor or an accountant." Deidara gushed.

"Really. Tell me more." Itachi spoke sarcastically.

"You're a bummer. Anyways I will come over your house at five to help you get ready." Deidara smiled.

Itachi leaned on the lockers. "I don't my parents will let me go..."

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"Of course you are going." Mikoto stated.

"What." Itachi was not expecting his mother to bend so easily to the blind date thing. He was being set up and she was okay with it. What type of mom was she?

"Itachi you need some human interaction." Mikoto said. "Man or woman it doesn't matter. You need someone besides your calculator."

"Alright." Itachi walked away unsatisfied. His mother thought he talked to his calculator. That's not okay.

The time neared five and Deidara arrived five minutes early. Of course he dragged Sasori along. Sasori had this lazy I don't care look in his eyes. Deodars eyes on the other hand said I am so excited.

Deidara was smiling and gushing. He had two shopping bags in his hands. The boy had on a blue sweater and black pants. Sasori wore a red shirt and sweat pants.

"So are you ready?" Deidara gushed.

"No." Itachi said.

"Itachi... Let you're friends give you a makeover." Fugaku said as he walked past. "Will do your image some good. Do anything you want to him."

Itachi rolled his eyes. His dad was annoying him at the moment. He didn't need a make over.

"Make sure you take before and after pictures." Mikoto smiled and followed Fugaku.

"Where are you two going?" Itachi asked.

"I have a date with my woman." Fugaku smiled. "Come on baby."

"Oh Fugaku... How you make me swoon." Mikoto said following out the door. "By the way, Sasuke is over a friends house."

Itachi was left speechless. His parents are embarrassing.

"I love your parents." Deidara gushed. "I hate my parents. They are boring."

"Shut up." Sasori said. "Can we do this stupid make over shit."

"Hey Sasori. Don't be a meanie." Deodars grabbed Itachi by the arm and drug him up the stairs.

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After hours upon hours of prep and lessons Itachi looked beautiful. Deodars dressed him in an all black attire with his tight pants. Itachi felt so uncomfortable. He had on the most geougeous black jacket.

"You look fabulous!" Deidara gushed.

"You look alright." Sasori crossed his arms and sat on Itachi's bed.

The doorbell rung…

"It's him." Deidara began to jump.

Itachi felt nervous.

"Remember socialize. You have to talk." Deidara smiled. "Alright..."

Itachi opened the door. On the other side was big guy. He had to be about 6'3 he had stitches and he had long black hair.

"Hi I am Kakuzu." He said.

"Oh... Um... Hi I'm Itachi." Itachi said.

"So you ready?" Kakuzu said.

Itachi date seemed so something. He would have to get Deidara something really "really" nice?

MyFunnyValentine...

Okay yeah so Itachi and Kakuzu (Sheirks! But it plays a big part in the story.)

Sasori33-001: Oh thanks and that Deidara quote was like spur of the moment. (He is so loud and proud!)

Absolute Anarchy: Thanks so much! Mikoto and Fugaku are everything. Deodars also brightens up everyone's day

P. Cythera: Thanks so much! I hope it was good this time.

moonshadowcuteness1: (First of all love the username!) Thanks so much. I would of had it uploaded yesterday, but life got in the way.