Previously on Marring Granger
I'm Sage, Hermione's... brother
"YOUR WHO" the Weasleys shocked and surprised voices echoed through out the Burrow. " Sage, you guys aren't all that smart are you." all Sage was greeted with was surprised looks and a suspicious one from the boy who lived " hey, why are you looking at me like that" Sage asked. " How do we know if your telling the truth or not" Harry said " oh so you don't think I'm telling the truth,do ya" Sage asked indigently ( spell check ) " lets ask her than, Hermione! Hermione! Hermione Jean Granger get your arse down here this instant"
Meanwhile in Ginny's room
Hermione heard someone call her name, "I wonder who that could be" Hermione asked herself quietly wait she thought the only person in the world who dares to call me that is "SAGE!" she screamed running down the stairs, forgetting her fight with Fred as she threw herself onto her brother.
In the living room
Everyone was shocked as they heard Hermione's scream, seeing only a blur of brown hair as she flew past them. " Whoa, whoa, Hermione. I know I'm awsome but you dont have to topple me over" Sage said chuckling and stumbiling a bit. " Wait, Hermione he's realy your brother" Fred asked " Yeah, why'd you ask. I could have sworn I told you guy's about him." Hermione said puzzled " Well you didn't " Fred said " You could have told me seeing as I'm your fiance" " WHAT, my baby sister is getting married and I didn't know 's getting married to you" Sage said pointing at Fred " um..yeah" Fred squeaked suddenly scared out of his wits " OH your going to get Weasley" Sage growled as he tackled Fred to the ground. " Wait, nothing is final yet" Hermione screamed at Sage " Oh really" Sage said getting off Fred " Yeah" Hermione nodded " Good, now I don't have to worry about my two little guys getting knowledge about the kind of stuff you do on an honeymoon, becouse Hermione has to watch Shawn and Shane" ( that's shayn, not shawn becouse it can be spelt both ways ) " Wait, what " Hermione said " What makes you think that I'm going to watch them" " You are going to watch them becouse you are the only mother figure in their life, I need to track down Angelica and ask her why she wants me to take care of the twins when I didn't even know about them until they were three months old!" "Fine sage you win this time okay bring the little buggers in" "Okay,here it goes" Sage swung the door open "Mommy" two little legs appeared as two identical boys ran out and hugged Hermione legs.
"What do you mean mommy" Fred asked cautiously.
SO I probebly wont updated this weekend but I will try. TTFN Bewitched Bookworm.