A/N: Gee, you people are all being so nice to me. Makes me feel special. Up now it's Leonardo a.k.a. Fearless Leader v.s. Dr. Alexandria Persnickety Diddly-Doo a.k.a. the Crazy Shrink. Who will truimph?!

Leonardo was in the dojo running through his weapons katas and worrying about Master Splinter. He hadn't been himself ever since his appointment with that psychiatrist in the morning. It was now around noon and he'd yet to come out of his room.

For the life of him, Leo couldn't figure out what was wrong with his sensei. He'd been fine when he left, eager even, but he'd come back a quaking, nervous wreck muttering about demon psychiatrists and their creepy helpers. When Leo had asked him what was wrong Splinter turned his wild and crazed eyes to him and shrieked "I will not tell you how I feel! You will not defeat me evil one!" With that he had turned and fled to his room.

About an hour and a half later Raph had called and warned them about some psycho shrink and the Gay Reaper (whoever that was) who where coming to get them all. If Leo hadn't seen what had become of Master Splinter with his own eyes he would have thought Raph had completely lost it.

Now Leo was really worried. If she could just snatch Raphael like that who knew who was next?!

Groaning, Leo leaned against a pillar and closed his eyes. Suddenly the pillar disappeared and only Leo's quick reflexes saved him from falling head first surrounded by sparkly fairy dust into the lap of the one (and thankfully, only) Dr. Alexandria Persnickety Diddly-Doo.

Slowly, the blue masked turtle opened his eyes and brought his wary and guarded gaze up to meet the infamous doctor's eyes. Her warm brown eyes framed by downy blonde hair fairly overflowed with so much sympathy, understanding, wisdom, empathy, and compassion that it left no doubt in Leo's mind about the character of this woman. She could only be one of, if not the most, evil person to ever walk the earth. Shell, this lady probably tried to save goldfish from drowning!

Well, Leo was no helpless goldfish; he wasn't going down without a fight.

He tightened his grip on his katanas only to realize that he no longer held them. His eyes widened. "Where are my swords?!" He cried.

"Hmm," Dr. Diddly-Doo scribbled a few notes. "Insecurity issues."

The window! Raphael had escaped through the window. The curtains were drawn but Leo noticed they were moving in a breeze. "You'll never take me alive evil one!" vowed Leo as he turned and leaped for the window.

SMACK!!

Leo connected hard with the closed window and slumped to the floor watching the pretty little multi-colored stars spin around his head.

"Oh dear me," exclaimed the doctor. "Suicidal tendencies? This is quite serious. Mr. Reaper, would you kindly place the poor, deranged, mutant, turtle on the couch please."

"Certainly doctor." Said the Reaper.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle." Muttered a disoriented Leo from the floor. Hmm that must be the Gay Reaper Raph had mentioned.

The Reaper picked the turtle up from the floor and Leo finally saw where he had gone wrong with his escape plan. There was a vent blowing directly beneath the curtain causing it to ripple like the window was open. Leo groaned in disgust.

"Now, now Leonardo." chided Dr. Diddly-Doo as the Reaper placed the blue masked turtle on the couch, "There will be absolutely no suicide attempts during this appointment. Do I make myself perfectly clear?"

Leo looked at her blearily. "I didn' know ya hadda twin." He slurred as he squinted at the blurry images in front of him.

"Paranoid delusions," noted the doctor making more scribbles on her clipboard.

"Hey," Leo perked up a little. "You two said that in sync." Observed the loopy turtle. The doctor stopped scribbling and looked up. "Oh dear me." She held her hand out in front of her and raised four fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?"

Leo blinked at her. "Who? You or you?" he asked pointing first at her then at a spot somewhere off to her right.

"The first one dear." She answered.

"Uhh, I dunno. Seven?" guessed the turtle.

"Oh goodness." Cried Dr. Diddly-Doo. "It seems you gave yourself a concussion. Mr. Reaper, would you please send Leonardo home. I'm sorry Leo dear, but I'm afraid we will have to continue this some other time."

Hope filled Leo's eyes. "Really?"

"Yes dear, I'm sorry. Do tell your Master Splinter 'hello' for me."

The next second Leo found himself back in the lair on the couch.

"Well," He thought. "That could have been worse. Saved by the concussion, I guess."

"My son!" exclaimed Splinter. "What happened?"

"Sensei, I… that is to say it didn't… umm… huh?" Leo blinked owlishly at the rat.

Splinters eyes widened in horror. "Was it… her?"

"Yes Master."

Well, I'm not sure if that was a draw or if Leo won. Depends on your POV I guess. Who's the next victim? I have no idea but if you review I'm sure I can figure something out.