Chapter Three
Yu/Mi Pun
Lord Yu, one of the most powerful of the Major System Lords, had been acting really, really,r eally strange lately when he interacted with people. Unfortunately for him, he was experiencing Goa'uld old age (which occurred much later than humans and non-Four Great Races, of course), and even the sarcophagus couldn't keep him young and sprightly. His mind was beginning to go, causing him to act either really ridiculously and/ or comically too often.
Today, this most elderly of the System Lords was giving impromptu audiences to his Go'auld, Jaffa, and human underlings in one of his many palaces' throne room, as well as. He considered this a courteousy to those who served him.
The first attendee stepped up, fellow System Lord Baal's Lotar. "I represent your current ally Ba'al. He wishes to present you with this set of rare non-Earth jade he dug up and refined. He only gives this type to such esteemed colleagues like you, Lord Yu."
The Asian-cultured Go'auld was now fuming with rage, surprisingly to the Lo'tar of Baal's.
"I noticed you called me by my personal name, Yu, and then quickly added 'Lord' to it, underling. Are you the idiot, or is it your master, for not training you right in protocol. I should have you punished for daring to address me as a familiar."
A few seconds later, some semblance of sanity had returned to the highly-aged System Lord.
"Oh, never mind; you meant the homonym 'you', not my first name Yu. No punishment necessary." Yu relented. "And no bad third-person grammar either."
"Did you know" he continued in a much more pleasant manner, that my sister and fellow System Lord's name is 'mi'?
This causes me to say sentences like "It's me, Mi." he roared out loud.
"Now who are you and what did you want here? Or your master, rather" Yu brain reset.