EPOV
I'm so freaking excited for this!!!!!
"Okay. First we need to study our treasure map," I said. I need to be the leader in this seeing as I have pretty much all the smarts.
"We have a treasure map? Seriously?"
"Of course we have a treasure map!" He was even dumber than I thought.
JPOV
Wow. I still cannot believe I'm doing this.
IT took out IT's treasure map thing.
Again WOW. It wasn't even a treasure map it was written in purple crayon. "Emmett, did you make this???"
"Uh, no?" IT had the guiltiest look on his face. Of course the answer was yes. IT definitely wrote this whole treasure map with the stupid purple crayon I can see hanging out of his pocket.
"Any ways…" IT said, obviously trying to change the subject. "The treasure map is going to lead us to the dark, unknown parts of this world. Are you up for it?" I cannot believe IT was serious!
"Yes, Emmett. I think I just might be able to pull enough strength out of my completely inhuman body to face the 'challenge'." You'd think that IT would be able to notice all the sarcasm in my voice, but, of course, IT is too stupid to notice.
"Okay then. The first thing on the map shows a person walking to the fridge of Emmett's house. Oh, what a coincidence! We're already in Emmett's house!"
"There's a shocker."
"Aw aw aw! There will be no back sass from you mister! Now let's quietly go to the kitchen or I'll have you demoted!"
"Demoted from what???"
"The second captain of the crew."
"Emmett I am your crew."
"Oh. Well then I'll hang you by your thumbs!" This was really getting out of hand.