I've spent the entire day writing scenes in my notepad about this fanfiction. But the thing is I have to act them out after I've wrote them. Or I pull the characters facial expressions as I am writing. It is very embarrassing. I had very many weird looks. Especially when I was writing in the restaurant I went to.

Mr Moody PANTS

Monday July 2nd

8.50am

Run Run Run.

I am so late.

1 minute later

Managed to get to school just before the bell rang. Poo! I have accidentally got the red-faced loon look from running. Who ever said running is good for you is wrong. My legs ache like Billio.

Assembly

Jas still isn't talking to me. I tried to stand next to her but she swapped places with Ellen. So I barged in on the other side of her. She was vair angry (i.e. her nose turned white and her cheeks turned red) but she couldn't say anything because she is ignorez vousing me! Hahahaa. Trés Amusante-ish.

3 minutes later

Our revered headmistress Slim is doing her impression of a jelly in shoes. She is very good at it.

"As you all know, Form Ten A went on a truly exhilarating camping trip this weekend, and despite a couple of hiccups, the success of the trip has made us consider running a camping trip every year,"

Everyone groaned. Apart from Jas who was all excited.

Slim rambled on, "We expect all of Ten A to prepare a presentation each on the Camping Trip to read out in next weeks assembly,"

I whispered to Ro-Ro, "Hell will freeze over before I write a presentation on the Camping Trip,"

Ro-Ro said, "I will tell them about rustling Viking-Sheep,"

Then we spontaneously burst into a sitting-down-type Viking Bison Disco Inferno until Hawk-eye gave us the evil eye.

Oh how I've missed Civilisation!

Break

Hiding in Science Block Loos from the Hitler Youth.

I said, "I cannot believe we have to write a presentation, it is the height of stupidosity, perhaps bordering on the giddy heights of insanosity,"

Ro-Ro said, "Would you do a role-play of the sheep rustling with me, Gee?"

Then Jas said, "Why don't we invite Dave round and you can do a role-play of snogging him,"

She is vair vair annoying. And Fringey. Shut up Fringey.

Then Jools said, "It was funny that fight between Dave and Rollo, wasn't it? I wonder why he was asleep?"

I said, "Sven was probably yodelling all night so he couldn't sleep,"

And Rosie said, "Sven is out of his yodelling phase now, he has a new found interest in Opera,"

Lord, save us all!

Physics

Herr Kamyer is buzzing about the camping lark. He is spectacularly German and therefore mad.

"It vas sehr gut the camping, wasn't it?"

Me and Rosie nodded like loons on loon tablets.

"But you shall never guess vat! Late at night ven you vere all sleeping a boy snuck onto the campsite!"

Me and Rosie said, "Oh my Goshy Gosh!"

Mabs said, "Did you and Miss Wilson get him?"

Herr Kamyer said, "Nein, he vas too fast,"

Then Rosie said, "Herr Kamyer, you'll never guess what! P. Green knocked over the bathroom facilities whilst Miss Wilson was showering and then everyone saw the poor woman in the nuddy pants!"

The Proud Dithering Champion of the German nation turned beetroot. Good Grief.

Froggie

Jools is still gushing about the Surfing-Lark. She seems to think it is the most funniest thing since…I don't know. She sent everyone a drawing of Rollo surfing.

Rosie sent us all a note in reply.

Dear All,

We should have a Surfing Disco Inferno Dance

Ro-Ro

Jools practically wet herself. She has no dignosity.

Lunch

We have perfected our Surfing Disco Dance. It goes:

Bob.

Bring right arm across.

Bring left arm across.

Hair flip.

Lean Back.

Lean Forward.

Pinch nose and pretend to sink.

Swim.

And shout 'Aloha!'

1 minute later

It is danced to the tune of Jaws.

Hometime

Merde! Dave the Laugh and his crew have spotted us! Why does he have to pop up everywhere I go (Oo-er). I bet he's stalking me. Well, I'm going to ignorez vous him and give him full frontal glaciousity. I'm not even going to look at him. To me he is none existent.

Although I don't think he's that bothered, he hasn't even said anything yet. He's actually being quiet for once. Alert! The apocalypse is coming! Hahahaha. Shut up Brain.

He probably expects me to say something. I'll talk about Masimo, that will show him that he is yesterday's snog etc.

I said to Rosie, "I am trying to persuade Mutti to let me go to Pizza-a-go-go land to let me see the Italian Stallion; he says I can stay with his family, how fabby is that?"

Rosie said, "Beware of guys with violin cases,"

What?

I carried on regardless, "Masimo is going to show me around Rome and stuff, and it'll be soooo groovy. In fact it'll be the tip of groovosity, perhaps even on groovosity tablets, he says that he'll show me Italian things and-"

Then Dave said, "Would you stop talking about the bloody Handbag-Horse?"

I could not believe it. It was unbelievable that is why. I've never heard Dave angry before, he's always a laugh and hence he is called Dave the Laugh.

Everyone looked at him in shockosity. Blimey O'Reily's Trousers! He looked dreadful. He was all pale and had dark bags underneath his eyes as if he hadn't slept in months. Maybe he had the dreaded lurgy? Erlack a Pongoes! I better not catch anything; I need to be in tip top condition for my Pizza-a-go-go adventure!

I said, "Dave, you don't look very well,"

And he said, "Oh, I'm perfectly well, Georgia," And stormed off!

He is being Mr. Moody PANTS. Gadzooks!

Jas said, "Blimey,"

I said, "What's up with him?"

Rollo said, "Search me,"

Tom said, "What the hell did you do to him down by the river?"

Dec said, "He's been in such a foul mood since then,"

Rollo said, "Yeah. Look what he did when we were fighting in the car!"

Rollo had a black eye.

I said, "Rollo, you have no one but yourself to blame, you decided to jump on him while he was sleeping,"

Tom said, "He didn't sleep a wink after he came back to the tent; he just walked around and around the tent all night long,"

I said, "Is that where his exhaustiosity came from?"

Rollo sniggered, "No, he just has had a really bad hangover all day,"

Ellen said, "Did he...err…like…um…get, you know, drunk?"

Rollo said, "Drunk?! That's the biggest understatement of the centaury,"

Tom said, "When we go out we usually have a bit to drink, but we always make sure we know what we're doing,"

Very Sensible. Probably gets it from Robbie, who as the original Sex God was gorgey but had the hint of a sensible person hiding underneath. Why am I thinking of Marsupial man? Get out! Get out!

Dec said, "When you can't walk in a straight line then you call it a day,"

Rollo said, "Hah! Dave could barely walk let alone in a straight line! We had to hold him like walking sticks. In the end we dumped him at Tom's because it was closest. As soon as we let him go he fell over, it was so funny,"

Tom said, "It wasn't funny when he was sick all over the rug, my wages are being docked to pay for that!"

Jas said, "Poor Tommy Wommy,"

Which sent everyone into hysterics apart from the Vole Couple who went beetroot.

Rollo said, "And the stuff he was saying when we taking him back! I recorded it on my phone,"

He got out his mobile to show us but Tom snatched it off him.

"He'll kill you if he found out you showed them that,"

And Rollo said, "Georgia deserves to know what he said about her,"

What?! He was talking about me?

But Tom deleted the video. Spoil Sport.

3 minutes later

I wonder what he said?

10 minutes later

Just me, Jas and Tom walking now.

I said to Tom, "Does Dave get drunk a lot then?"

Tom shook his head, "He's pretty good at knowing his limit with drink, he usually has a couple but then sticks to cokes and fizzy drinks for the rest of the night but I suppose last night he was in too much of a bad mood to be bothered with watching himself,"

I said, "I've never seen him in a bad mood before,"

Tom said, "Well he's not going to let you see him in a bad mood is he?"

I said, "What do you mean?"

Tom said, "I shouldn't have said that,"

I said, "Well why was he in a bad mood,"

Tom said, "I shouldn't tell you that either,"

I did my best puppy-dog eyes.

Tom said, "Gee, Dave tells me a lot of his personal thoughts and stuff and that is a really unusual thing for a guy. Boys never talk about feelings unless they think the person is completely trust-worthy so can you see why it's so important I don't say anything?"

Jas said, "Of course,"

Which I think is ironic coming from Radio Jas.

Tom said, "But I will tell you that Dave really likes you, and he doesn't have to tell me that for me to figure it out,"

4.00pm

Merde.

10 minutes later

Why do boys always have be so annoying? I was happy liking Masimo but now Dave has made me feel really guilty.

3 minutes later

I wonder what other stuff he has said about me?

6 minutes later

I suppose I am back on the Horns of the Watsit again. I love my life.

Arrgggh! I was making a Sims version of 'Vegetables Roller-skating and D the L' but it will not convert from a Movie maker project to a .wav file. It is vair irritating.

I've made a photo shopped picky of a scene of LIAMTT and uploaded it onto deviant art by the way. Here's the link: trampy-mouse./art/LIAMMT-cartoon-strip-1-88492840.

Woo my first photo shopped work!