My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU"/ "My Teen Romantic Comedy Youth is Wrong As I Expected" is owned by Wataru Watari, Ponkan 8 and Shogakukan publishing. I own none of it of course.

Chapter 3

Hikigaya yawned as he reached the Service club room, sliding the door open and as usual, saw Yukinoshita sitting there, reading in her usual majestic way. Not that he'd ever say that out loud.

"Yo" Hikigaya saw yawning deeply again and sitting on his chair.

"Good afternoon, Hikigaya-kun" Yukinoshita replied, looking over from her book. "Your seem even more out of energy then normal"

"Didn't get to sleep till late… and had a tiring day" Hikigaya replied, sitting back. "No energy left today"

"So I wont have to worry about you committing any crimes today, Hikicriminal-kun" Yukinoshita stated, with almost serious expression. Though didn't receive a rebuttal as she expected.

Looking over she was surprised to see Hikigaya had falling asleep in his chair and Yukinoshita looked at him for a moment, before standing up and walking over to him quietly.

"When his eyes are closed and he's not spouting garbage…" Yukinoshita thought to herself as she stood next to him. "He's almost .. Hands-"

"Yahallo!" A voice said as the door slid open, startling Yukinoshita, who stood up straight as an arrow.

"Yu-Yuigahama?" Yukinoshita stuttered as Hikigaya opened his eyes an saw the source of the noise.

"That's all the greeting I get?" Yuigahama asked, before noticing how close to Hikigaya, Yukinoshita was. "W-hy are you next to Hikki?"

"N-no reason.. I was going to check his pulse...his dead eyes and aura make me believe he was a corpse" Yukinoshita stated clearing her throat as she returned to her seat. " I didn't want him stinking up the room….So why are you here?"

"Could it be that.. You hate me, Yukinon?" Yuigahama asked, excepting the explanation.

"I don't so much hate you as… I just find you… difficult" Yukinoshita answered, sitting down, carefully. "So perhaps you can explain why you are here, as I asked already"

"That's basically the same thing in girl speak" Yuigahama flailed her arms around as Hikigaya and Yukinoshita more or less ignored her. "But...I've been really into cooking now you know"

"It that so…" Hikigaya stated, glancing at the girl. "I feel for the person that eats it… how does that right now anyways?"

"Well I baked some cookies.. And .. Wanted to give you some.. As thanks" Yuigahama stated with her hands behind her back as she swayed around with a blush.

"I don't want to eat poison" Yukinoshita said quickly, while turning pale white. "I also just lost my appetite"

"I don't exactly blame her… considering the mess Yuigahama made when she attempted to bake cookies before" Hachiman thought to himself, glancing at Yuigahama.

Despite being told her cooking was poison, Yuigahama happily fished out a small bag with blackened cookies and tied with a red string out of her bag. "Even though I failed, baking was a lot of fun with you two.. So maybe I should try making a bento… Yukinon, you and me could eat lunch together"

"I prefer eating alone" Yukinoshita stated firmly, keeping her eyes on her book she had reopened. "And don't call me Yukinon.. It's creepy"

"Oh and I can help after school with the club since I don't have an activities otherwise" Yuigahama carried on, either oblivious to Yukinoshita's comments or ignoring them.

"Does she have an off switch?" Yukinoshita, looked over at Hikigaya.

"A mute button would work too" Hikigaya agreed with a nod as he stood up grabbing his bag to leave early.

"Wait Hikki!" Yuigahama yelled, loudly, making Hikigaya's ears ring. "Here!"

Yuigahama tossed him a bag of cookies, that were slightly less burned the thither bag, though still not exactly food. "You helped me out too so… thanks, Hikki"

Hikigaya nodded and tried to walk off with bag in hand but was pulled back into the room by Yuigahama. "Where you going?.. We still have club right?"

"Do I have to?"

"It would make sense for you to stay here considering the club wouldn't be on good terms if it's members starting leaving early.,, Even it's dead-eyed ones" Is what Yukinoshita, thought Hikigaya read that she really meant to say "Don't leave me with the annoying airhead and her poison cookies, you dead eyed idiot"

"Sure, Sure" Yuigahama smiled happily yanking Hikigaya to his chair.

"At lease I don't have to suffer alone" Yukinoshita said with her eyes as she smirked at Hikigaya.

After a long day and afternoon, Hikigaya was hoping the next day would be quieter.. Sadly, that wasn't on the agenda for him.

After ghosting through classes, only being bugged once, by Yumiko who told him about the time for him and his family to come over for dinner, Hikigaya made his way to the club room, more or less giving up on trying to escape, knowing Hiratsuka would find out and treat him to another punishment. "Last think I want or need is another Cheery Blossom Clash attack"

After arriving at the clubroom, giving a casual halfhearted greeting to Yukinoshita and sitting down Hikigaya attempted to relax as the door slid open revealing Yuigahama. She gave a her usual "Yahallo" greeting to Hikigaya and Hikigaya, but before she could close the door, Hiratsuka was at the door.

"Hey there brats" Hiratsuka exclaimed with grin. "I went ahead and got you a new member I think would be perfect to join…"

In behind her walked a tall girl that Hikigaya recognized from the day before. "Kiwasuki?.. Kawaoshi?.. What was her name?"

"This is Saki Kawasaki of class 1-F.. though you should already know that" Hiratsuka folded her arms with smile.

"That's what her name was" Hikigaya said out loud without realizing it.

"So you're part of this class?" Saki asked, looking at Hikigaya. "Were you forced in as well?"

"Y-you know her Hikki?" Yuigahama stuttered a bit, looking at Saki and Hikigaya.

"We… ran into each other before" Saki replied, crossing her arms and looking like she wanted to be anywhere but the club room.. A sentiment that Hikigaya shared.

"Oh good.. Makes sense you two would know each other" Hiratsuka nodded confidently. "We'll basically it similar to Hikigaya.. She doesn't have his rotten eyes. But her view of the world isn't much better...so it's perfect for her to join this club.. I'll leave her to you Yukinoshita"

"I don't recall saying we need another….and she is gone" Yukinoshita slumped her shoulders. "Kawasaki was it?… welcome to the service club"

"Hmm" Kawasaki made a noise of affirmation. "Damn that teacher…"

"I know the feeling" Hikigaya muttered looking over.

"She even got my brother involved" Kawasaki then stated frowning.

"How did Hiratsuka sensei get your brother involved?" Yuigahama asked tilting her head.

"….She's having my younger brother pick up our younger sister from primary school in order to give me free time to force me into this stupid club"

"She's good at manipulating people" Hikigaya agreed.

"I can not disagree" Yukinoshita nodded, while Yuigahama didn't seem to understand.

"Shit" Kawasaki muttered before looking at Hikigaya. "So what do you idiots do here?"

"Help peoplewith problems their too dumb or stubborn to do on their own" Hikigaya replied as Yukinoshita shook her head.

"Such a crud way of explaining things as usual" Yukinoshita, looked at Kawasaki. "The service club does indeed assist students with their problems.. But the goal is not to do all the work for them, but to guide them to help find a long term solution to their conundrum"

"Con a drum?" Yuigahama seemed confused by the word and Hikigaya imagined she'd have question marks for yes in a cartoon.

"Conundrum.." Hikigaya corrected as he, Kawasaki and Yukinoshita looked at Yuigahama in pity. "A difficult problem.. Maybe you should invest in a dictionary… a book with words and their definitions"

"I.. I know what a dictionary is!" Yuigahama exclaimed, pounded his fists against Hikigaya's arm. "I'm not stupid!"

"All that said.. It seems like most of the time is spend reading" Hikigaya stated, ignoring Yuigahama. "I'd start bringing a book… I bring light novels, ice queen brings regular books and Yuigahama annoys the ice queen because she probably ran out of pictures books"

"I don't read just picture books!.. I mean I don't read any picture books!" Yuigahama exclaimed blushing.

"Got it" Kawasaki nodded, not paying attention to Yuigahama.

Only about ten minutes passed when the door flung open and a strange boy with a square glasses, a long trench coat and fingerless gloves. In his hands was thick pile of papers that he almost dropped. "Ahh! He-he-he… I've been looking for you, Hachiman Hikigaya"

"You know this…thing?" Yukinoshita asked, scooting closer to Hikigaya's chair with a nervous look on her face.

The boy flinched at seeing Yukinoshita's face before clearing his throat. "How could ye forget the face of your partner?"

"Partner?" Yuigahama tilted head and looked at Hikigaya.

"Hmm… sort of looks familiar.. Maybe" Hikigaya replied, squinting his eyes at the strange boy.

"Do you not have memories from the other day?. Surviving through the hell of gym class?"

"Gym class?…" Hikigaya raised an eyebrow. "Hmm…Don't really remember you…"

"It's fine.. But I know in your heart you remember our struggle together" The boy replied, dramatically with a fist raised to the sky. "To refresh your memory I'll shall tell you my name.. it is Master Swordsman General Yoshiteru Zaimokuza"

"What's with the stupid title?" Kawasaki asked, raising an eyebrow that made the boy sweat and gulp.

"Wait.. You're the one who was spouting the nonsense.. About having abilities like anime and manga.. " Hikigaya stated after moment of thinking. "I was forced to team up with you in gym class the other day"

"I see.. So does your.. Friend.. have business here?" Yukinoshita asked cringing as she looked at Zaimokuza.

"He's not my friend"

"I almost forgot.. This is the service club.. Correct, Hachiman?" Zaimokuza asked, laughing.

"Yes, this is the service club" Yukinoshita replied, still glaring at the boy.

"So Hachiman.. The great sage Hiratsuka advised me this club would grant wishes" The boy then stated, grinning. Looking away from Yukinoshita.

"We don't grant wishes, you sorry excuse for a human" Yukinoshita droned, feeling like she had stated this a lot the past few days. "And stop addressing only Hikigaya-kun"

"Ha ha ha ha! So will they help me, as you once helped me attempt to seize hold of the land?" Zaimokuza raised his fits to the air and grinned.

"Does he have some sort of… disability?" Kawasaki had a confused look on her face.

"Hikigaya… come" Yukinoshita pulled Hikigaya over making him blush as she whispered in his ear. "What is this.. Thing… doing?.. And what is wrong with him?"

"Um.. I think he has… M2 syndrome" Hikigaya fought the blush as best he could after feeling Yukinoshita's hot breath on his ear.

"Em.. Two Syndrome?" Yukinoshita looked perplexed as moved back a bit. "Is he.. .sick?"

"Not exactly...it's what you call a middle school kid that is deluded and believe they have powers like in anime, manga and light novels.. And then make up weird premises to go alongside it like a back story" Hikigaya replied, awkwardly. "Never actually met someone with it though.. Not telling them I had it a little bit when I was younger"

"Hmmm… so he thinks he's in a real role-playing game of his own twisted design?" Kawasaki asked, leaning over. "That's almost sad"

"So.. What does he want?" Yuigahama asked, glancing at Zaimokuza who was standing in pose that he seemed to think was cool.

"Sigh… what do you want, Zaimokuza?" Hikigaya asked with heavy sigh.

"Is it to cure your mental illness?" Yukinoshita asked, folding her arms as she stood up. "I'm not certain we are qualified for such a task"

"Hikigaya I have come to place my wish.. I wish you to review my draft for my light novel" Was the reply after moment of nervousness of looking at Yukinoshita's piercing glare.

"I was the one speaking to you, you waste of space" Yukinoshita grabbed his collar and glared hard enough to melt a candle. "Look at me when I'm talking. .not to Hikigaya-kun… at me"

"Wait.. You said you want us to review your draft for a light novel?" Hikigaya asked, stopping Yukinoshita's wrath. ".. Are you.. Serious?"

"I am always serious" He replied looking away from Yukinoshita despite her still holding Zaimokuza's collar.

Everyone looked at one another in silence for a few moments before Kawasaki spoke up and Yukinoshita let go of him.

"Do we have to?"

/

The next day Hikigaya was once again tired, though this time it was from reading Zaimokuza's terrible light novel draft. It was sort of a superhero story with secret organizations, powers, memories of past lives and other cliché stuff. It was so bad that Hikigaya more or less slept through most of school, only stopping to go eat lunch.

As Hikigaya dragged himself to lunch, Hiratsuka headed out of the school building even before the bell rang. She pulled out her phone and looked up a number she hadn't dialed in a long time.. Which is why it had been erased until she'd gotten it from a student's file.

"Hello?" A female voice said on the other end of the phone.

"Hi.. This is Shizuka.. Shizuka Hiratsuka" She stated with smile. "How's it been, Kaya?"

"S-Shizuka?" Kaya exclaimed. "It's been years since I talked to you…I haven't heard from you since you went to college to be a teacher.."

"Yeah.. It's been too long.. But I'm a teacher now …at Sobu High school actually" Hiratsuka stated as she got into her car.

"Oh yeah?.. My son goes there actually.. He's in his first year" Kaya stated as she was on her way out of the building she worked in for lunch.

"I know.. I'm his Japanese literature teacher" Hiratsuka replied, as she started her car. "Hey. You have lunch now right?...is it a full hour long?… great.. Do you work nearby..?.. that's not too far.. Could we meet at Yoshinoya?.. it's near there… great.. I'll be there in.. Under 10 minutes…see you soon"

A short time later, Hiratsuka arrived at the restaurant and walked inside, looking to see if she could spot her friend. That's she saw a woman with short, nearly shoulder length bluish-lack hair, complete with a colic, and glasses.

"Kaya?.." Shizuka asked, hoping she was right.

"Shizuka?.. It's good to see you again" The woman stood up and smiled at her. "Have a seat"

"It's been a long time hasn't it?" Hiratsuka stated after sitting down. "How many years now?.. I was what?.. almost 17 when I last saw you so…quite a few years to say the least"

"Your right.. it has been to long" Kaya stated with smile. "Both of us were so busy though.. I was helping my husband raise our daughter and son while juggling the last year of high school and then night classes for college a year later.. While you were preparing for college"

"Yeah.. I remember that" Hiratsuka looked through the menu on the table.

"So.. What made you look me up after all this time?" Kaya asked glancing at her own menu. "This was quite sudden.. Not that I'm complaining"

"Did you forget?.. I said I was your son's Japanese literature teacher" Hiratsuka stated with a smile, looking up at Kaya. "I was feeling nostalgic and remembered the parents contact numbers were in the files of students"

"I see.. So how bad is he doing?" Kaya asked, furrowing her eyebrows. "He's never been an achiever or excelled at much in school from what I know"

"He's actually 3rd in the whole year in Japanese literature and history" Hiratsuka stated firmly, making Kaya's eye widen slightly before smiling.. "He scored quite high in those areas on the entrance exam as well"

"So he's actually good at something… good to hear" Kaya nodded, as she put down the menu. "Has he… made any friends?… I seem to remember him never having any in primary school or junior high school"

"Well.. I'm not sure you'd classify them as friends yet" Hiratsuka stated, shrugging. "But.. I think in the long run the other members of the club I put him in will help him a bit"

"He's in a club?.. I really do miss out on his life" Kaya stated, looking down. "Unless I'm wrong, you sound like you've gotten reacquainted with him.. So.. Tell me…How is my son in school.. How is Hachiman doing?"

/

Back at school, Hikigaya was going to go eat lunch when he was stopped by Yumiko.

"Hikio… you wanna join us for lunch today? you always go off to.. Someplace.. To eat"

"It could be fun, Hikitani" Hayama added with his fake prince charming smile that made Hikigaya cringe.

"Yeah, Hikitani, join us" Tobe grinned with a thumbs up.

"It would be fun right, Yui?" Yumiko asked, looking at Yuigahama who was staring at Hikigaya as he often did, she when she thought he wasn't looking. "Your club mates.. So its not a big deal right?"

"Um.. Y-yeah.. That would be great" Yuigahama smiled and gave in to Yumiko as she often did.

"Great, pull up a desk" Yumiko stated, making Hikigaya wish he could find an excuse to get out of it

"Can't think of a legitimate reason… I could say I'd rather eat alone or lie and say I was going to eat with someone else" Hachiman thought to himself and then thinking of random scenarios to that would happened if he stated either of those reasons to Yumiko.

"You want to eat alone?.. That's no fun Hikio… it would be some much better if you joined us" or for the other idea. "Your ready eating with someone?. Who is it.. Can you eat with them another day?.. Or text them and tell them to come eat here with you .. We can all like eat together, you know?"

"Hikigaya was going to eat with me" Kawasaki stated, popping up out of nowhere. "We should get going while we have time"

"Your going eat with. Um… Kawasaki?" Yumiko asked, looking the tall girl. "Well.. I guess she can join us too"

"We were going to go eat elsewhere" Kawasaki stated, grabbing Hikigaya by his wrist and pulling him away.

"Hey!.. I already invited him to eat with us" Yumiko stood up, grabbed his other wrist and glaring with fire filled eyes. "He can eat with you another time"

"Same can be said for you.. Unless you wanna make an issue out of it" Kawasaki gave her own glare that made Yumiko's group all step back a bit and walked out of the classroom with Hikigaya.

Yumiko was fuming as let go of Hikigaya's wrist, she sat back down and pushed her food way. "Who the hell does she think she is?"

"Take it easy now, Yumiko" Hayama stated, putting his hand on her shoulder. "We can eat with him on Monday"

"Y-yeah.. He's right Yumiko" Yui joined in with a nervous look. "H-here .. you want some of my chips?"

"… I'm not hungry" Yumiko glared at Yui.

"You sure? You were hungry a few minutes ago" Ebina spoke up, trying to calm her down.

"Well I'm not now" Yumiko gritted her teeth and making Ebina jump.

Out in the hallway, Hikigaya breathed a sigh of relief as he and Kawasaki walked down the hall. "Um.. Thanks for uh… that"

"Sure.." Kawasaki nodded. "That Yumiko girl thinks she can boss everyone around"

"I get that impression as well" Hikigaya replied, nodding to her. "See you later then…"

"Where do you eat lunch at?" Kawasaki asked, catching Hikigaya off guard. "I.. I'm just curious"

"…roof… or near the tennis courts" Hikigaya waited a moment before replying.

"I sometimes eat on the roof too… or just hang out up there, away from all the idiots" The girl, folded her arms, looking out a nearby window.

"I get that"

"I was going to head up there and eat now…" Kawasaki trailed off and looked at Hikigaya as if he was suppose to take the hint.

"Oh...ok.. I was actually going to eat by the tennis courts today" Hikigaya noticed Kawasaki's shoulders slump slightly after he spoke, but wasn't sure why.

Hikigaya sighed, not really wanting to eat with others, but she had just helped him with Yumiko…"It might be too crowded out there right now come to think of it.. Maybe I'll eat on the roof too"

"Great.. Uh.. that's good.. We might as well head up t-together" Kawasaki seemed to subtly perk back up.

"I guess" Hikigaya put his free hand in his pocket and carried his bag with his lunch in it as they walked off.

The rest of the day went as expected, minus Yumiko glaring at Kawasaki and going to club with Kawasaki and Yui, who didn't glare, but definitely watched, Kawasaki closely for some reason. Upon arriving they were treated to a rare sight of Yukino in her chair, asleep and breathing softly as she did.

"If she stayed like this and never opened her mouth, she'd be perfect.. Her cute face, smooth skin...good thing I know it's merely a mask for the cold person inside" Hikigaya shook his head as walked inside the room, with Yui and Kawasaki following moments later. "I won't be fooled"

"You surprised me…your rotten eyes have woken me up completely though" Yukino stated yawning and stretching her arms. "It seems you had a long night as well however"

"Yeah.. Staying up late to read that garbage" Hikigaya pulled out his copy of the light novel draft from Zaimokuza and tossed it on the table, next to Yukino's copy. "I can't say I've ever read anything like it.. And never want to again"

"I only read like one chapter at most" Kawasaki stated, dropping her bag on the floor. "I don't have the copy though.. I tossed it out my window.. I was afraid it would attracted raccoons or zombies from it's stench"

"I.. uh" Yui started, looking guilty.

"You didn't read it at all, did you" Hikigaya crossed his arms. "Read it now.. We all had to suffer so read some of it at least"

Yui groaned pulled out her copy, flipping it open after flopping into a chair at the table.

"Most light novels aren't like that you know" Hikigaya leaned over slightly. "Zaimokuza's is a poor representation of light novels.. There are plenty of good ones"

"Such as the ones you read?" Yukino asked, looking over.

"Well yeah.. There are some good ones lik-" Hikigaya was cut of by Zaimokuza sliding the door open fast and walking in with smug look on his face.

"Good morrow all" he sat on a nearby chair and looked around an folded his arms. "Let's hear your impressions… be honest"

"It was garbage… hot garbage" Kawasaki said bluntly out loud. "I only managed one chapter because of how bad it was before tossing it my bedroom window"

"It was boring" Yukino then stated as Zaimokuza had his head lying down on the table. "It was physically painful to read...your grammar is terrible...the conclusion can be seen from a mile away.. The sentences run on forever.. And you had random scenes of the heroine taking off her clothes for some reason"

At this point, Zaimokuza was on the floor twitching, overreacting to the negative feedback he had been dealt.

"Yuigahama?.. You may go now" Yukino then said, not missing a beat.

"Me?!.. I ..um… it has a lot of difficult words in it" Yuigahama stated after trying to find something less harsh then her club mates.

"So.. Cruel…" Zaimokuza groaned from the floor.

"Yo-you go then Hikki" The pink haired girl said quickly, putting the already deflated ball in Hikigaya's court.

"Um.. You did ok at copying someone else's work I guess" Hikigaya shrugged after thinking. "But other then that…it was crap.. Total crap"

"That was quite harsh, Hikigaya-kun" Yukino remarked, shaking her head.

"No worse then what you said" Hikigaya glared at Yukino. "Yukino"

"What have I said about calling me by my surname?" Yukino glared heavily. "I'm well aware you are only doing it to irritate me… but you still need to stop it"

Meanwhile, Zaimokuza surprisingly seemed to get over it and requested, to their shock, that they all read his work again in the future. They questioned if he was masochist but he just glad someone read what he had wrote and gave their honest opinions.

/

It was now Saturday and Hikigaya was dreading having dinner with his parents, sister .. And more importantly, Yumiko Miura. It was mid afternoon and Hikigaya, walked out of his bedroom and saw his mom walking out of the bathroom with a towel around her head.

"You should take a shower before it gets too late as well, Hachiman" His mother stated as she started drying her hair.

"I already did this morning" He reasoned.

"I know.. But it has been all day and we're eating dinner at another person's house" His mom, retorted back , heading to her bedroom doorway. "At least wash up.. But hold off on changing until about a half hour till we leave.. Don't want your clothes getting dirty"

"I'm not going to get them dirty inside the house, doing nothing" He folded his arms

"Onii-chan? Will you help me with something?" Komachi interrupted suddenly.

"Uh.. Sure" Hikigaya stated as his sister dragged him to her room, away from their mom. "So.. What did you need?"

"Nothing…" Komachi stated flopping on her bed. "But you looked like you needed an excuse to get away from mom.. Bet this will earn me lots of Komachi points!"

"Definitely.." Hikigaya tussled his sister's hair. "I'll catch you later"

"Wait, wait!" Komachi jumped off her bead and grabbed his shirt.

"What is it?"

"So… have you gotten to know the girl you saved?.. Yumiko wasn't it?" His sister asked grinning.

Hikigaya groaned as he was pulled to her bed and forced to sit down. "Not really"

"Come on.. Yes you have, my Onii-chan senses are tingling" Komachi laughed, sitting next to him. "So what's she like?.. I only met her that one time she visited in the hospital"

"Like that matters" Hikigaya shrugged, looking away.

"But aren't you in the same class as her?"

"Well yeah and I guess she's been trying to get me to join her group for lunch…" He trailed off, before looking his sister. "How did you know she's in my class?"

"I read the first 2 chapters for the story" Komachi replied, holding up a laptop. "Kind of rough, but not terrible I guess"

"Stop breaking the fourth wall, Komachi"

"Aaaaany ways… did you get your clothes picked out for dinner?" She then asked grinning brightly.

"No.. I'll just grab something later" Hikigaya tried to get up but was once again stopped.

"That won't do, Onii-chan!.. Even if it's not formal, you should out some effort into your clothes.. Impress Yumiko" Komachi insisted before hopping off the bed and pulling her brother with her.

"I'm not trying to impress her"

"Now, now.. Even if your not trying to impress her, she'll still appreciate that you put a little effort into your appearance" Komachi had dragged Hikigaya to his room and started looking though his closet. "Let's start with a shirt… you don't need anything too fancy.. Maybe a simple button up shirt?… let's see…"

"Can I go play with my vita-chan while you do this?" Hikigaya really didn't want to do this.

"No way.. How am I going to make you look presentable if your not here?… take off your shirt and try this one" Komachi tossed him a black button up shirt. "Go on… try it on"

"F-fine.. Sheesh…" Hikigaya took off his shirt and but on the button up, feeling his sister's mall finger a moment later as she adjusted his collar.

"Ok… this might work.. Let's see what pants will go with it now"

"Can't I just wear jeans?" Hikigaya asked with an expression that said he'd rather be ding anything else.

"Jeans?.. Hmm.. Maybe.,. It is a casual dinner…" Komachi went to his dress and began looking at his jeans.

"You really shouldn't be gong through my dresser, Komachi" Hikigaya complained. "What if I suddenly went through yours? Would you mind me suddenly holding up a pair of your underwear?"

"Not really.. I trust you and know your not a pervert that's into his little sister panties" Komachi replied, not looking his way. "More importantly.. Try these dark blue pants on with the shirt"

"Fine, but this time your leaving my room" Hikigaya tried pushing her out.

"What's the big deal? I get dressed in front of you all the time?. .and I remember us taking baths together when we were younger" Komachi was pushed her out into the hall.

"One, I keep yelling at you to not get dressed in front of me.. And two.. I were about 4 or 5 years old the last time I bathed with you" Hikigaya stated just before he shut the door on her. "It's different now that were both teens.. So just wait out there"

After he tried on the jeans and let Komachi back in, she looked him over like a art critic examining a painting with lots of details.

"Ok.. This should work out" Komachi stated after a few moments. "Just put on small amount of cologne and were all set… my onii-chan with be super handsome!.. Lots of points on this!"

"Yeah sure.." Was his reply as he sat on his swivel chair by his desk. "Did you get your clothes picked out?"

"Of course.. You wanna see me in what I picked out?" Komachi had sparkles in her eyes. "I looks super cute in the clothes I picked out.. I'll be right back.. Don't leave!"

Hikigaya picked up his vita and begin playing it for a while until his sister walked back in. "Ta-da!"

Hikigaya looked up and saw his sister wearing a dark blue mini-skirt, a dark blue and white striped, semi low cut top, a small shirt unbuttoned black shirt over it that ended halfway down her torso and thigh high stockings. "Well? aren't I super cute!?"

"Yup.. Super cute as always" Hikigaya steed looking at her. "Cutest sister in the world"

"Somehow I feel creeped out that you said that" Komachi stated making a cringed face.

"Are you two already for.. Oh. Guess you are" A voice said, belonging to their father, Ryota Hikigaya, who had short black hair, and eyes that somewhat resembled Hachiman's only not rotten (Hey!). "Your brother isn't bothering you is he?"

"Of course not!.. I was having my awesome onii-chan tell me if I looked good in my outfit" Komachi waved their father off. "I also picked out his outfit for him"

"I see… well we only have about a half hour till we leave.. So make sure you don't bother her" Their father insisted.

"You do realize this is my room right? If anything she'd be bothering me.. Not the other way around" Hikigaya stated bluntly.

"My point stands.. Beside my lovely daughter would never be a bother to others" Ryota insisted firmly.

"You do realize that no one is perfect.. And I'm your son. Shouldn't you stick up for me? And trust me on this?"

"Just make sure your ready and don't talk back" Their father then left the doorway.

"I hate him sometimes.." Hikigaya said glaring at where their father had stood. "Such an dick"

"Don't worry Onii-chan.. No matter what, your beloved sister loves you!" Komachi smiled, with her hands behind her back as she swayed back and forth. "I bet that's worth double Komachi points!"

"Sure, sure.. Now leave…" Hikigaya stated, shaking his head.

On the other side of town, Yumiko Miura was in her bedroom looking over her outfit of a red ruffled mini skirt, white colored off the shoulder sweater, and black boots that ended under her knees. "This will work.. Why am I feeling nervous though?.. It's just Hikio"

"Then again this is the first time a boy has eaten dinner with me and my father…" Yumiko reasoned. "It's probably just that.. It bet it would be nerve racking no mater what boy it was"

Seeing that she only had a short time till dinner, she had one last look over before checking her hair to make sure it was perfect.

"Guess, I'll hang out till dinner" Yumiko grabbed her cell phone and slid a finger across the screen to unlock it. "Let's see…oh.. He hasn't text me since I gave him my number.. Why not?"

She typed out a message at blazing speed that stated "are you looking forward to dinner?" before hitting send and waited to see if Hikigaya replied.

A few minutes later her phone signaled reply and she looked down at it, opening the message. "Yeah I guess.. Free food is nice".. seriously?"

"Then again,… he usually is pretty blunt about things" Yumiko sighed, closing the message. "At least he's always honest.. Even if he doesn't hold back"

She sighed and walked out of her room, to head downstairs, while taking one last glance at her phone with the contacts open. "Hikigaya…why are you on my mind?…"

A short time later it was time for dinner and the doorbell of their house rang. Yumiko went to go open the door while her mom was finishing up dinner and her father was coming downstairs. She took a deep breath and reached for the doornob, pulling it open to revela Hikigaya, his sister, and his parents.

"G-good evening… please come in"

To be continued

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