Bloopers aren't in any order, just random like a real movie set.


Bloopers 2

"Let's get this quick scene in, then we'll move on to the motorcycle crash stunt." Carl, the director, said.

"I can't wait to see that." Gary chuckled.

"Shush Gary. Pete and Jimmy, ready, action!"

"Hey Jimmy, how you doing?" Pete asked with a wave of his hand as Jimmy walked up to him.

"Terrible...cause I completely forgot my line." Jimmy snapped his fingers and turned away.

"What the hell Jimmy?" Pete cursed.

"It's alright, someone lets James look at a script real quick and we'll start over." Carl said.

"You suck Jimmy." Gary chuckled as he ran over with a script.

"'Everyone hates me.'"

"We don't hate you, we just find you really annoying sometimes."

"That's my line jackass." Jimmy slapped the pile of papers across Gary's head and the scarred boy snatched the script back.

"Then say it." Gary stuck out his tongue and went back behind the camera.

"Jimmy get back off camera and we'll start the scene over and action."

"Hey Jimmy, how you doing?" Pete asked again, repeating what he had done before.

"Terrible, everybody hates me."

"Everyone might hate you, but everyone laughs at me."

"Yeah, that's true."

"Asshole." Pete said.

"Peter! Petey doesn't curse!" The director snapped.

"Like hell my character doesn't curse. 'You guys are playing with dog shit?' Look at that shit, look at that mother fuc-"

"Petey!"

"Sorry Carl."

"Just continue the scene from your last line and don't call Jimmy an asshole."

"That's kind of hard to do." Gord called.

"If you guys don't behave I won't let you watch and I'll send you straight back to your dressing rooms!" Carl threatened.

"Sorry Carl." The whole cast said.

"Now, action."

"Everyone might hate you, but everyone laughs at me."

"Yeah, that's true. Those kids are jerks anyways. But I tried."

"I know."

"I mean I tried to do the right thing, make people happy, stop all the fighting, make everyone calm down. Now everyone laughs at me. People used to be scared of me and now I'm a joke!"

"It's Gary, it must've been."

"I know! I can't deal with the fact that kid beat me!" Jimmy shouted, turning and walking away from Pete.

"Well it ain't over yet. God, one minor setback and you're acting like a baby!" Pete sighed and took several rushed steps toward the other teen. "You're pathetic."

"I've been expelled! They're just waiting for my mother to get back from her fifty-eighth honeymoon and I'm out of here." Algie walked into the scene. "How is that a minor setback?" Both boys looked at Algie.

"Dorks." The boy said with a sneer.

"Cut! The line is 'loser' Algernon!"

"Oh, really? Well then. Back it up, back it up." The nerd sang as he walked backwards off the shot, getting most of the cast to laugh a little.

"Action!" Algie walked back on screen.

"Losers." He said.

"Oh, shut up you fat dork." Pete sighed.

"Whatever, you and your has-been friend don't scare me."

"You see, even a dork like that laughs at me."

"We gotta prove Gary was behind everything."

"We don't even know if it was Gary, all we know is that a bunch of townie kids beat up a bunch of Bullworth kids. I mean I don't even care anymore." Jimmy stated and walked away from Pete again.

"Well we've gotta find out what's going on." Pete went after the boy. "Come on!" Jimmy turned back around.

"Okay, if we're going to take on those townies, we're going to need a bunch of backup, someone big who doesn't hate me yet." Jimmy and Pete stood in silence for a second then snapped their fingers at the same time.

"Gary." Pete said as Jimmy said 'Russell'.

"What?" Jimmy grabbed Pete by the shoulders. "Gary hates me you moron!"

"You thinking about me Petey?" Gary chuckled from behind the camera.

"I had a moment. All I've been saying is Gary this and Gary that, it's like my character is in love with yours or something!" Pete ranted.

"I ship it." Jimmy chuckled.

"I got this!" Gary called and ran on set. "Come here Femme-boy! For the fangirls!" The scarred teen grabbed Pete and pulled him into a kiss, the cast whooping and cheering.

"Damn it Gary!" Pete cursed and shoved the other boy away.

"Someone's blushing." Jimmy sang.

"You go kiss Gord in front of the cast!" The smaller teen snapped.

"Okay." The shaved teen said and walked off the set.

"James get back in front of the camera and finish the scene, then you can do as you please to Gord's face!" There was a moment of silence. "That sounded really bad didn't it?"

"Yes Carl." The cast responded.

"You knew what I meant, now finish the scene!"

"Yes sir, Mr. Pervert." Jimmy saluted the man and went back next to Pete, Gary got off screen with several laughs.

"Now, action!" The boys stood around for another moment.

"Russell." They said in unison.

"He'll be at his house in Old Bullworth Vale."

"And that's a wrap, finally." The director sighed.

"Why does my character know where Russell lives?" Pete asked.

"He just does, okay? That's how Poe wrote it."

"Man-whore." Jimmy chuckled. "It's the only explanation. You are a man-whore."

"Screw you Jimmy."

"Point proven." The larger teen walked off, leaving an irritated Pete behind.


'For the fangirls!' said no real character ever.

So Petey's a man-whore...wow...