Story: Akatsuki Randomness (AKA Akatsuki Halloween)

Chapter: 3 The Chicken Suit

Disclaimer: Don't own and never will unless Kishimoto-sensei decides to sell…

A/N:

Twi: Yay! I have now named this story Akatsuki Randomness! I know it says it's complete and all but that's because if I eventually stop posting my bits of randomness then the story will be complete! I'm soo smart!

PuRple: Baka…

Twi: On with the story!!!

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"I hope Sasori-danna likes the costume I got, un!" said a blonde-haired man? Women? It? Well anyways the IT was walking back to the Akatsuki hideout after shopping for supplies in town. Among the packages he had with him was one from a costume shop. "I'm sure he won't be able to keep his hands off me, un! Hehehehe!"

He skipped the rest of the way to the base imagining what his Sasori-danna was going to do when he saw him the costume. He was greeted at the entrance to the hideout by Tobi who skipped happily alongside him saying he was a good boy. Eventually this got on Deidara's nerves and resulted in an attempt by the blonde to blow the so-called 'good boy' up.

After putting the rest of the packages away and making sure that Kisame would get shark fin soup for dinner (you know, for entertainment purposes) he skipped down the hallway to his and his Sasori-danna's room. He skipped to the bathroom and changed into his costume. When he got out, he went and laid on the bed seductively waiting for his Sasori-danna to come to his room.

After a few minutes he heard the familiar pair of footsteps he had been waiting for. Deidara waited as the door opened and the lights flicked on. He loved the shock on his lover's face.

"Hello Sasori-danna, un," he purred seductively.

"D-deidara…,"he stuttered.

"Yes?" he asked all the time thinking 'Have me! Have me!'

"Why are you wearing a chicken suit?"

"Nani? Doesn't it turn you on?"

"No. Not in the least."

"But I got a huge ass boner when I saw it."

"That's because you're weird Deidara." And with that Sasori left the room leaving the chicken suit wearing Deidara to be alone with himself.

"WHO WAS THE BAKA WHO GAVE ME SHARK FIN SOUP?!?!?!" erupted from the dining hall a few seconds later.

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Twi: OMG! I bet all the perverts reading this weren't expecting that! I wonder if I'm going to have to up the rating… I'm kinda pushing the limits here…

PuRpLe: Yes, you are…

Twi: Oh, well… Remember people read & review!