Off they were, finally off on there adventure. They're riding on there chocobos, Zidane and Tidus are getting cramps in there legs, well by riding well like guys, but unlike girls when they ride with both legs on one side. After about a half an hour of riding in The Forest of Allergies Achooooo. They stopped to have lunch. Zidane was making some chili and Garnet was huddling over him.

"Ohhh….Ohhh. What ya making. Look at this beautiful pretty flower crown I made, it reminds me of you. You see it right, its right here, yeah right here, no, not down there, up here. You see it right, yes, no, Achooooo!"

"Garnet, go away, making chili is an art. I can't be bothered. Go away!" Garnet ran off crying and started talking to a flower.

"Ohh pretty flower you're my only friend now..tear..sniff..Achooooo! Dumb flower you're not my friend anymore, you gave me allergies." With that Garnet popped the head off the flower, all that was left in her hands was the steam."…I…killed my only friend." Garnet ran back to the camp crying and being all moppy. The chili was all done. To wash it down everyone had some coffee. Zidane of course thought it was too weak so he pulled out a bottle of Whisky and snuck it in his cup. After lunch they were off on there journey again. They arrived at a large gae leading into a new city. As they walked inside the gate a pillow hit Zidane right in the face and he fell off of his chocobo.

"Oh, sweetie-pumpkin-pie, did you hurt your beautiful handsome face?" Garnet got off her chocobo and went to rush over to Zidane and helped him off the ground.

"Sorry about that." Said a young hobbit that threw the pillow in the first place.

"Aa, don't worry about it. I'm fine."

"WOW! A talking monkey!" The little hobbit yelled out in amassment as he got his camera out.

"Monkey. Who are you calling a monkey? I'll squash you like the little worm you are! Now scram!" The little hobbit ran away screaming.

"Whatssss.. G-g-going on he-he-here?" Asked Rikku still scared out of her wits.

They all looked around. Pillows, arrows and scared little hobbits were all over. There was a war going on between the hobbits and the hyrulians. "Run for your lives!" One hobbit screamed out in terror.

"What kind of war is this, this doesn't seem fair, I mean look, they're fighting with pillows and they are fighting with knifes and arrows. Who do you think is going to win?" Yuna said as a hyrulian man came right in front of them. He wore a green, goony hat and had a giant sword with a shield on his back. He yelled out.

"Die you evil creatures!" Screaming, the hobbits ran for their lives hitting people along the way with pillows. The mysteries man raised his sword above a little hobbit about to slash the hobbit in half.

"Oh. Pour little thing. Zidane, Tidus, go and help him. Go, go." Garnet yelled in terror as she saw them running everywhere, but just as they went, a beautiful, female hyrulian came up to the man grabbed his arm so his sword couldn't fall down to slay the hobbit.

"Just let them be, they have suffered enough." The mysteries lady said to the man.

"I would, but they won't die! They must die…Oh, what's the use? Let's go." The man groaned. Then he yelled out to all of the hyrulian among Durot. "We have done our jobs they have won with pillows and there cuteness. Let's move out!" All of the hyrulians went back to there place were they came, but most of them were lying on the ground, not moving. Before they could leave Tidus stopped the man and woman.

"Why were you attacking all of these little hobbits? What did they do to you?"

"Well unpointy eared one, these hobbits may seem very peaceful nice creatures, but for many years, these hobbits have done many bad things. I can't say and I never must because it is a secret between hyrulians and hobbits. Another reason is that they just won't die!" His hands tightened around his sword with anger.

"Pardon me, but my fiancé is a little tense right now. I'm Zelda and this is Link."

"I'm Zidane and this is Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, and Garnet. We are on a quest to stop the mighty hoodlum from getting the 'magical magical'. I was wondering if you and your fiancé would come and help us protect the 'magical magical' from destroying the world to its doom because you look very powerful and we could us your strength, I mean look at the size of those muscles." Zidane pointed to Links arms.

"Oh.. A quest, the mighty Link will never say no to a challenge."

"Well thank you for your cooperation. We will start in the morning. Tonight we rest." Zidane said as the fellowship went around Durot to find an inn to stay at for the night.

In the morning, everyone was downstairs eating a hobbitly breakfast. Rikku watched the other hobbits with a fearful look. Yuna was having a little talk with Zelda, discussing the war between the hobbits and hyrulians. Garnet sat by Zidane with a grim look as she watched him and Tidus having an eating contest.

"That's mine you little jerk!" Said Zidane, as he kicked a hobbit across the room. "Let go of my chicken Tidus. You goanna eat that Garnet? Mmm breakfast beer is there anything better? Oh yeah lunch beer, dinner beer, afternoon beer, supper beer, dinner beer, snack beer, and my midnight beer."

"Boo boo, slow down. You're going to choke." Unfortunately Zidane did start choking.

"HAK…can't…cough..bra…." The hobbit Zidane kicked came over to help him. Finally Zidane coughed up the piece of food he was choking on and pushed the hobbit away. "Get off of me! I'm trying to eat!" Zidane continued eating his breakfast.

"Zidane! You're so mean!" Yuna went over by the little hobbit. "You o.k.? Sorry he's like that."

"It's alright. Hmm…Where's my ring? It's gone! Where did it go? Oh no!" He started to search his pockets and the floor.

Yuna saw something shiny, shimmering on the floor by some ones chair. It sparkled gold in the light, so rich, wealthy, and full of life. Yuna had to touch it.

"Is…this…it." Yuna picked it up and stared at it. Its beauty put her in a trance.

"That's mine!" The little hobbit snatched it out of her hand. "It's dearly to me." Oddly he started to pet it.

"Oh, I understand. I'm Yuna. Me and my friends are going east on a grand quest."

"A grand quest? To the elves? I'm thinking about going, but I need to buy supplies. Uh I'm Frodo."

"Oh we need supplies, and weapons too. Do you know where the store is?" Just then a fairy popped up.

"Follow me to the great weapon store!" It had a high, cute voice, and it glowed. "Come come, quickly!" Everyone followed the fairy to the great weapon store.

The store keeper welcomed them in with a big friendly smile.

"Hellooo! Customers! Oh I love customers. So, what can I do ya for?"

"Well…." Being frightened by the to cheerful of a man. They really didn't want to buy weapons from him. Well, except for Rikku.

"What do you have? Do you have blades, bombs, rods, or gloves? I would like to have blades, no-BOMBS!" Rikku ran to the bombs display and looked at the different kinds of explosives.

If Rikku didn't mind the storekeeper then everyone might as well buy from him too. Zidane looked at the daggers and other blades. "Hm. Do you have anything else?"

"Why yes. I have small knives, butterfly knives, long knives, short knifes, stager knifes, daggers, short swords-"

"Ya know just let me see the short sword and the long knife." He put a long knife and a short sword on the counter. They looked exactly the same shape, size, curves, and material. Trying to figure out which is which, Zidane asked.

"What's the difference? They seem to be the same."

"The long knife is a knife." He pointed to the right one. "And the short sword is a sword." He pointed over to the left one.

"Well that was a specific answer. I'll take a dagger." Zidane looked at the rack of daggers, comparing each one to another.