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Chapter 02

A Taco Party

The Nasty Burger after detention

"I can't believe Lancer made us listen to him read Shakespeare for two hours." Danny moaned. He, Tucker, and Sam were seated in The Nasty Burger later that night. Danny and Tucker had just gotten out of detention and promised Sam they'd meet her there,

"What I can't believe is the video of your 'light saber dual' has 10,000 views already." Sam said with a giggle. Neither Danny, nor Tucker had seen the video yet. They both did assume one was there though. Almost every kid had their cell phone out that afternoon. But that didn't matter at the moment. What did matter was planning their next plot to get detention.

"So Tuck, what's next?" Danny asked. Tucker took out the list and pointed something different on the list. Danny read Tucker's suggestion and shook his head. Then he pointed to something else. This time, Tucker read Danny idea and snickered.

"What is it?" Sam wanted to know. She hated when her friends left her out of the loop. But that didn't happen too often.

"Danny thinks we should throw a taco party during class tomorrow." Tucker answered for Danny.

"During Lancers class?"

"When else?" answered Danny.

"Doesn't Lancer hate tacos?" Sam asked. Ordinarily she would have never known that, but once Lancer went on a tirade about his hatred of Mexican food. He claimed that Shakespeare never ate it so he wouldn't. Random? Absolutely.

"Yes, that why this is a great idea. It'll piss him off even more." Danny explained. "Are you in?" Sam nodded.

"Well, I didn't do the last one and I want to be a part of this one. Is there anything I can do to help?" She hoped the answered to that was 'no' but she doubted it.

"If it isn't any trouble maybe you can pick up some corny Mexican decorations and bring them to school with you tomorrow." Danny instructed subtly.

"Yeah Sam, we would help you but Lancer gave us a 4000 word essay on Shakespeare and all his works due tomorrow." Tucker added. He groaned just thinking about the all-nighter he'd have to pull to finish that by tomorrow. It was nearly 8:30 now. Time must fly when you're planning an evil plot. Now they knew what Vlad felt like.

"Well I've got tacos to make and a huge ass essay to type. I better go. See you guys tomorrow."

"Bye Danny!" They called after him. They saw him run outside behind the restraint and moment later Danny Phantom was flying home.

Casper High School cafeteria

"Did you get everything?" Tucker asked Sam at lunch the following afternoon.

"Yeah, I got a bunch of tacky decorations and sombreros for everyone." They all laughed together at thought of all their classmates wearing sombreros.

"Good job, Sam." He congratulated her. "And Danny did you make the tacos?" Tucker asked. Danny shook his head.

"I didn't make them. I thought my parents might be too suspicious. And if they weren't Jazz would be for sure. But I did bring taco shells and stuff so everyone can make their own. Our decoy will just have to hold Lancer off a little longer than expected." Danny told his friends. Then the three of them looked at each other. They never decided on a decoy.

"So who's the decoy?" Tucker asked nervously. His two best friends smiled at him. Their smiles, he could tell, answered his question.

"I think it should be you, Tuck." Said Sam.

"What? No way! That's not fair!" Tucker protested. Danny and Sam exchanged a glance.

"Of course it is." Danny stated. "I brought the taco supplies and Sam got the decorations. You didn't bring anything. So you're the decoy." Danny explained to Tucker. 'Dammit!' thought Tucker. His friends had a point.

"But I couldn't get anything because I had to write my Shakespeare report. Speaking of which, how'd you finish yours?" He asked turning to Danny.

"Easy. Jazz did mine. She loves Shakespeare and all that crap. So you're the decoy Tucker."

Tucker backed down. He had been defeated. He really envied Danny at that moment. He had his sister do his report and he wasn't the decoy. No matter, after the taco party they'd still have 81 tasks left to complete. Surely, they'd all have to do something bad sooner or later.

"Fine I'll do it." He grumbled.

"Excellent!" Danny said way too cheerfully.

"Have a good excuse ready. We'll take care of the rest." Sam assured Tucker.

"Will do!"

Lancer's room right before 8th period.

"Mr. Lancer! Come quick! An innocent student with a love of literature is about to be stuffed in a locker near the boys bathroom! You have to help him Mr. Lancer!"Tucker exclaimed.

"Holy Hamlet!" Lancer yelled and dashed down the hallway. Tucker winked at Danny and Sam.

"I'll keep him busy for a few minutes. You guys start the party." Tucker assured them. Then he raced down the hallway behind Lancer.

"Okay everybody! Its fiesta time!" Sam announced as cheerfully as her Goth-self could handle. The class cheered as they made their own tacos with the stuff Danny brought in and played Mexican music on the radio while Sam hung up tawdry decorations. All of that happened in a span of 6 minutes.

Danny wondered where Tucker and Lancer were but didn't care at the moment. He stood on his desk and began waving his maracas like a maniac.

Meanwhile

The Hallways of Casper High School

"Foley, are you sure it was happening here?" Lancer asked Tucker. Tucker shrugged at him in reply. They had been around the building twice now. They passed all the boys bathrooms on campus. There were no sounds and no students around.

"Maybe the bully heard you were coming and decided against it."

"Yes or maybe this was a farce to get me out of the classroom, Mr. Foley." Lancer marched down to hallway to the stairs. He needed to know what was going on in his classroom this minute. As he walked Tucker was pretending to plead for him not to give up. But, behind Lancers back he took out his cell phone and sent a quick text message.

Back in the classroom

Lancers coming bak hope ur ready.

-Tuck

Sam received this text as she was enjoying the mini Mexican party during class. As much as she hated to admit it, she was having fun. Half- heartedly she wished Tucker was here to enjoy it too. She watched Danny dancing on the desk with his maracas. They were beyond ready for Lancer! Just as she was thinking that the door opened. In the front of the room stood Lancer with Tucker at his side.

"A Midsummer Night's Dream! What is going on in here?" He gasped. Then he saw Danny still standing on the desk.

"Mr. Fenton get down from there!" He shouted at Danny. Danny went to get down but being the klutzy person that he was tripped and fell right in front of his teacher. That sent the class into hysterics. Lancer gave Danny a look of distain. Danny meekly smiled back.

"Now children: who along with Mr. Foley planned this heinous act?" The teacher asked his students. As if in sync they all pointed at Danny and Sam.

"It was them Mr. Lancer." Dash told him. Dash was obviously playing innocent and it was annoying.

"Yeah, they told us we could." Kwan added. Even though Danny and Sam never actually said either of those things they figured 'why deny it?'

"I believe you three already know the repercussions for this but you will clean all of this up in detention."