Hi hi loves!
Sorry it took me a few days!
I was trying to write this chapter all day, but my little friend –coughcough Chibi-Chan coughcough- kept me busy all day with her messages! Hehe… You know I'm joking, Chibi. After all, you made me happy today!
Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto… TT But I have a plan that Chibi and I developed. It's crazy, but it might get us to own the anime! But for the time being, I don't…
Kisame walked into the kitchen as Itachi made himself more tea.
"Either you woke up later than normal, I woke up earlier then I thought, or something happened to your tea…" He said suspiciously, knowing that Itachi would never go a day without his tea. Last time he didn't have any tea, he almost killed half of Akatsuki.
Itachi gave him a death glare. "You want to know what happened to my tea? Deidara! That's what happened to my tea!" He snapped.
The shark-man took a few steps back. "Okay… Calm down Itachi-san…" He said quietly. "He's still not over it yet, huh?"
Itachi poured himself a cup of tea silently. Only after he had taken a sip did he reply. "He dragged me to his room saying that Sasori was in there with him when he woke up…" The Uchiha said as he rolled his eyes.
Kisame opened his moth to speak, but was interrupted when a blonde that Itachi was still quite annoyed with walked into the room. "Good morning Kisame, un! Morning again, Itachi-san!" He said happily.
Itachi sighed. "I told you not to come and get me until you were sane again…" he muttered under his breath.
"And I never was insane! Problem solved, un!" He said loudly, but he didn't sound offended.
Kisame stayed silent, although he was thinking, "I would argue against that, bomb boy…"
Itachi sighed. "Deidara… Shut up and go away…" he ordered.
The blonde stayed firmly where he was. "And why should I, un?" he asked, not complying with either parts of the request. He was annoying Itachi to no end. Kisame noticed the man's eye twitching as he tried to control his anger.
"Uh…" he said quietly as he thought of something to say. "Let's go look for Sasori! I need to tell him something!" He said finally.
The blonde's ears seemed to perk up. "Great idea, un!"
As the two turned to leave the room, Itachi gave Kisame a hard glare that said, "Do not encourage him. I swear, if he keeps going like this…" Te walked out of the kitchen quickly, leaving Itachi alone. He sipped his tea. "I just want him to move on…" He whispered to himself. "But I don't think he's even trying to…"
Deidara dragged Kisame all over the hideout. The shark-man silently hoped that the others wouldn't see this as supporting Deidara's denial. He wasn't trying to; he just didn't want any blood shed in the kitchen.
The blonder ran into what used to be Sasori's room. "Danna!" He cried out, hoping for a response. His eyes fell to the floor when no reply came. "I know what you're thinking, un. He isn't dead. He wouldn't let me suffer. He cared too much to die, un." He said as he closed his eyes and clenched his fist.
"Deidara… You know that you're only lying to yourself. I know that you know he's dead." He said, but shut up when he was that the bomb artist was crying. He sighed. "Deidara…" he said quietly. "I'll be in my room if you need me. I think it would be best if you be alone."
Deidara nodded as Kisame walked out of the room. He sat on Sasori's bed and clutched onto his pillow as if his very life depended on it. "Sasori…" he mumbled as he allowed the tears to fall. "You can't be dead, un… They are all just jealous of us…" he whispered. He held his eyes shut as tight as he could.
Itachi sighed as he finished his tea. He thought that he should go check on Kisame and Deidara. Only to see if Kisame had gotten as annoyed by Deidara as he was though. Since he had time to calm down, he didn't feel like killing the blonde at that moment. He closed his eyes for a brief moment and sighed.
He passed his room; he passed Kisame's only to find that that was where he was. He didn't ask him why he was there, or where Deidara was. He continued to look in the rooms. He passed Deidara's, Hidan's room, Kakuzu's room, and then he came to Sasori's room. He looked in and saw what looked like a very exhausted, and upset blonde.
He walked into the room and sat on the edge of the bed. He placed his hand to Deidara's shoulder. "Dei-Chan? Are you alright?" He asked quietly. He rubbed his shoulder gently.
The bomb artist slowly opened his eyes and glared at Itachi as he snapped his shoulder away. "Leave me the hell alone, un." He said coldly.
Itachi was surprised. Normally Itachi was the angry one, and Deidara was the kinder one.
Itachi took a firm hold on Deidara's shoulders. "Tell me what is wrong." He demanded. The blonde only shook his head and glared at Itachi.
The Uchiha instantly let go of Deidara and stood. "Fine. If you want to be an ass hole because you're refusing to believe the truth, then be an asshole." He said as he turned to leave the room. There was no attempt to stop him. The only acknowledgment that he left was when he turned the corner and was out of sight. That was when Deidara flipped off the air.
"Yeah, screw you too, un." He said quietly as he lay back down and closed his eyes. "I told you he was jealous…" The blonde whispered.
Itachi walked into Kisame's room silently. He closed the door behind him and leaned against the door. He slid down until he was sitting on the ground.
Kisame looked at him for a moment. "I'll take it you talked to Bomb Boy again…" He said quietly. He had always called Deidara 'Bomb Boy' in his head and behind his back, and somehow the blonde never found out.
Itachi pulled his knees up to his chest. "That man has become a total asshole." He muttered.
The shark-man chuckled. "And I assume that that's exactly what you told him too." Itachi simply nodded.
Kisame lay down on his bed and continued to look at Itachi. "Then why did you come to my room?" He asked quietly.
Itachi grimaced and looked at him. "You know very well why I came here." He said simply.
Kisame rolled his beady eyes and looked at his ceiling, arms folded behind his head. "You're like a young teenager, you know that?"
The dark haired man's eyes flashed crimson and he glared at him partner. "Another word from you, and you'll be suffering for three days." Kisame instantly shut up. "That's what I thought." He said as he leaned his head against the door.
Kisame decided to take a risk and say something, "You know it won't get any better like this." Itachi closed his eyes.
"What did I just say?" The Uchiha asked quietly.
The shark-man sighed. "You know I'm right though." Itachi did nothing but sigh in response.
Did you like it? I'm not sure if I did… -shrug- Oh well. The next one should be better though! And today I shall bribe you with… A new one shot? How would that please you?
