Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Blood
Lilith sat on the 12 foot high pile of dead demons.
They had been sent in a futile attempt to kill her .
"Lucifer should know better" she said to her self.
"He knows I'm the strongest, why the hell would he send these bozos."
She looked down at the mass of broken bodies.
"He has wasted 138 of his loyal demons, I knew he wasn't very smart, but I didn't think he was this moronic."
Lilith started to think about Lucifer's motives for sending these demons, if it wasn't to kill her then what...
A light bulb materialised above Lilith's head.
She had worked out Lucifer's real plan.
These demons were just distracters.
But what was he trying to distract her from?
Who was he really sending to kill her?
Lilith narrowed he eyes and a frown appeared on her face.
"Sam Winchester." she said through gritted teeth.
Of course, he was the only one strong enough to kill demons and he'll jump at the chance of killing her, after all she did send his beloved brother to hell.
Suddenly it all made sense.
This was the master plan for Sam, this why was he was chosen to be one of Azazel's special children.
Which means Azazel was in on it.
She would get him back for his betrayal.
But first she had to figure out a way to stop Sam.
Lilith smiled .
She had an idea.
She would go to Sam and make a deal to stop the apocalypse.
If he thought it was over, he wouldn't hunt her.
No apocalypse, no Lucifer.
She would be alive and would be able to plot against Lucifer and take hell for herself.
She grinned and took off to search for the younger Winchester.
Meg laughed to herself.
Blemishing a poor, innocent young college girl's reputation was Meg's favourite pastime.
Today, her victim was Cinnamon Williams, a blue eyed brunette who dreamed of becoming a veterinarian.
Though today's little display will probably stop that from happening.
While dressed in Cinnamon's body, Meg had put on a Barney the Dinosaur suit and danced around the campus, singing.
"I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?"
Meg cackled to herself.
A tall, blonde guy walked up to Meg/Cinnamon.
"Erm... Cinny... I don't think this is working out," eying her bizarre costume "I'll see you around...maybe." he said before he walked off.
Meg could hear the screams of protest coming from Cinnamon.
"Noooo, Jay, come back, please come back."
Meg felt pleased with herself.
"Stop this, please, why are you doing this to me." Cinnamon yelled.
"Because I can." she said smugly.
"And because it's fun."
And with that, Meg waddled off, her purple tail waggling behind her.
Back in hell, Alistair was cleaning his knives after a long day torturing.
He turned on his stereo and started humming to the Lion King soundtrack.
He picked up his Mr. Sheen polish and began to make his favourite blade shiny.
There was a knock at his door.
"Come in."
The Crossroads demon stood before him.
"Hey Al..." she began.
"No."
"But..."
"No."
"Alis..."
"NO!"
"Please?"
"Road, I'm not gonna give you my name."
"But..."
"No, if I give you my name, what am I suppose to be called? The torture guy?"
"Man with the shiny knives."
"Man with the shiny...No, leave me alone."
"But..."
"No."
Crossroad demon lowered her head and left, sulking.
Alistair turned his stereo up and started singing, well more like shouting, to Hakuna Matata.