AUTHOR NOTE; hey yal if any1 is wondaring why rennesmee is so aggressive in mah storey den u shud know u would be too if u was a normal girl trapped in a baby body ok!!dat wud be sum freaky shit ok maybe not i dunno i never experianced it maybe it wud be cool but i doubt it ok!!

Carlyle ran off into teh distance upruptly.

i just looked at Ed like, this is sum crazy shitright here but he looked me deep in the eye and began to croon vicariously "ooooh... when you look me in teh eye, and tell me there's no lie... oh it feels like heaven" he was an even better than all of d jobros combined and yes i mean the bonus jonus too!!

I was so distracted by his vicarious singing that i didnt even realise that he had put me on his back and we were running through the forest at d speed of thunder as I was encaptured by his limpid mustard eyes.

"i need to know the truth, just tell me strate wtf are yhoo/??/" i say menacingly.he lookes at me and i can visibly notice his pain , suffering and exultance. it is such a rush of emotion, like on a rollercoaster where all the loops are feelings ok?

and then he says...

"im a vamp hayley, i always hav been. the boy thou hast fallen in love with doesnt exist ok!!"

i stumbled away sexily, as the shok ran ovr me, lik a train over tracks.

i luked at him, and lukily i remembered my amazing singin voice, what evryone always said was amazing. 'i gotta say say wats on my mind, sumthin about us, doesnt seem rite today, renneseme keps getting in the way. ..." i sounded so like vannesa huge-ens that he looked around to see if she was there or what.

" can thoust accept me 4 what i hath become?? i know you must be burning up with FAQs?"

so many FAQs were in my mind.,

"Do u die from a steak?" I asked belligerantally.

Legend, he said with a gentle LOL

"Turn into a bat?" I continued fruriously.

LMAO, he chuckled.

"A/s/L?' I asked cathartically.

"17, Mail, Forks." he replied swiftly.

"How long have you been 17?' i reported.

"A WHILE...

"tELL ME!' I EXCLAMMED. "how long edward?'

"About fourteen years." .

"well den tell me... what makes u a vampire??" I gasped

a jenuine luk of pain travelled across his face at warp speed. his whole face contorted with emotione.

"I will tell you my painful story' he promised dilligently. "I come from a distant place... i was beamed down many moons ago in a lonally cornfield. my race died out in the eightys. i have lived many lives but i have never incountered a girl like you.I was killed by my lover who betrayed me so many years ago. now i am cursed to haunt this place until I can cross over to the other side. my body is composed of extoplasm which i trail wherever i go... i can never touch another human being... and i am IN LOVE WITH YOU MILEY!!'

I woz majorly pissed at dis point. I felt like our hole relationship was based on nuting but lies and dezeit.

"Pull over!' I shouted. 'I'm getting out!'

Edwart seemed shocked by my volcanous moodswing.

I slammed the door of the mercedes Guardian gently and stormed off down the road quaintly. I needed some time to think about all of this crazy shit dat was occuring. you would need time to ok!!

I decided to return to my family. It seemed like weeks ago taht i had been intaduced to Charlie and Bella. I found dem waiting on d porch worriedly with a look of dismay on his face.

"Miley wtf were you?? asked my Dad concern.

Bella looked at me with a totally dopey look in her face. she seemingly was drooling slightly. she was a total minger but she woz my sister and I LOVED HEr.

i genuflected that I had just been ready to throw away d respect of my sister for sum random guy from d eightys!! (Edward)

Charlie put an arm around me concurdedly and we go into the small but derelict house.

"Miley, ah must tell u that ahv been waiting for dah day we would be reunionised all my life!' he exclammed. "Every day for the past twelve days i have wondared waht became of my most beautiful daughtar.

Bella offered to show me to my room. Nonforcibly, I was sharing with her.

Bella's room was filled with deprossing emo pictures nd stuff. she was wearing a lycra like black square round her midriff wit smaller strings holding it up 1 on each shoulder. she was also waring a piece of denim rapped around her waist like a fabric towel. she was wearing a DENIM dressvto her knees. for shoes she was wearing pumps with a ten inch heel at the back and i couldnt help considering taht probs have the reason she was so clumsy were dese ridulous shoes. She looked like a complete minger.

"U look rly good.' I said.

"Rly?' she asked?

"Yah rly.' I retorted.

I knew we wud be bff. I put my bag down in da corner nd she showed me a drawer I cud put mah stuff in. I knew I was going to have a crazy life in Forks!!

she also had an afro.

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--BACK AT D WEREWOLF LAYER IN LA PUSH--

Mike Newt couldn't belove it when I told him about dis new gurl in Forks.

"WTF??' he exclammed when i told him taht seemingly Bella had a long lost sister.

"I know wtf too.' i agreed. (btw for all d readrs who don understand right now we are seeing d storey frm rennesmee's poit of view, otherwise nown as POW look it up)

We need to do sumthing about this new development" Jacob said with a devilish groan.

Mike and me morfed directly into wolves and threw shapes to Bella's house in Forks.

'U look rly gud' we heard a miraculus voice say. It was that bitch last scene snogging Edwart but now she speaks to Bella eloquently. They seemingly were friends what I found amazing since Edward had betroyed Bella by falling in love with Miley.I was intrigrated by this turn of events and leaned closed to the window to observe what was occurring. Unforcibley for me, Mike beside me was taking up all teh room up in teh tree and I could hardly see in the window.

"Wtf Mike" i exclammed, "Move the f over!!'

His gaze was entrapped by Miley. He was storing at her giant violet eyes like she was taylor swift or sumthing.

"I... I think Im in love!" he mentioned at the top of his lungs!!

I couldnt fuckn belive it. WHAT A CRAZY TURN OF EVENTS!!

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ALRIGHTO i think dis chapter was pretty gud yar?? i bet yu were surprised by da ending ok dunno bit i essume so!! alright if u guys got any requests for farther chapters den let me no il tink about it ok!!no lemons iok maybe but not yet hahahahahaa!!