A/n: Sorry for taking heaps long for this chapter!! I'll try to update quicker but in 2 days i'm going on hoildays!!
Soo... Yeah! might take next update a bit to get here! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Harry Potter... Don't own it! But a girl can dream!

Chapter 3: Attack of the Giant Purely Evil Ice-cream

In Peek into the past, Dumbledore had his password as corn thins for a VERY long time, until Harry went back to his time then changed it to chicken pox.

But what will happen when someone else's favourite food gets annoyed that Dumbledore didn't choose it instead?

"Oh my holy lords help me!" Sirius yelled out into the common room in a very desperate voice, "All the choc chip cookies disappeared!" Lily, James, Remus and peter (for once) looked up rolling their eyes.

"Well… Come to think of it I heard the house elves saying that someone stole this month's breakfast," Lily said thoughtfully, "Could there be some monster stealing food from Hogwarts?"

"Lily, Lily… You have spent too much time with the marauders! I mean come on, a monster? It wouldn't even get inside Hogwarts because of Dumbledore!" Alice rolled her eyes at lily's statement and turned back to her essay sighing.

"Has anyone even paid attention to me?" Sirius screamed desperately, "I NEED my sugar fix! I'll go crazy!" Sirius fell to the ground running around in a circle making him looking like a clock…Sort of.

"Gob, gob, gob gobble!" Something cried out suddenly, every ones' head turn where the noise was heard and gasped…

It was a TURKEY!

"Um… Does anyone understand turkey language?" Alice asked frowning at the turkey, Sirius nodded.

"I read memorized a book called 'talk to the turkey' I've learnt pretty much what their talking about…" Sirius said briskly turning to the turkey, everyone was looking at them, "Gobble gob, goby?"

"Gobble gob goby gob gobble!" The turkey cried sadly, their conversation would actually look very funny if Sirius didn't have a serious face, "Gobble…"

Sirius turned back to the crowd which just consisted of Lily, Alice, Frank, James and Remus, Peter had disappeared again, "The turkey's name is Gob and he says something strange is happening to all the animals' food."

"Huh? But why didn't the animals send one of the creatures that could actually talk our language?" Lily asked confused.

"Gobble gob gobble?" Sirius frowned, the turkey blinked, "Gobble…"

Sirius rolled his eyes as he turned back to face the group saying, "He didn't think of that…"

Sirius and Gob started a long conversation which lasted for 2 hours, Sirius was writing down notes in a brand new notebook which said something like…

Ice-cream has taken over the world of the food, must save the world with Moony and Prongs. Must save to world by defeating the giant ice-cream of doom.

Sirius suddenly closed the note book, the turkey and Sirius ran away and James and Remus looked after them rolling their eyes.

-Dun, Dun, DUN!-

Sirius jumped out from under a chair holding a water pistol and a detective hat with a coat yelling, "Okay I am ready to kill the Ice-cream of doom!" James and Remus jumped in shock.

"Where did you get that?" James asked raising one eye in question, Remus studied the detective coat and hat which was still very new.

"Oh I just borrowed it from Miss. B Swan in Washington she only used it once at Christmas!" Sirius smiled proudly, "Now let's go!"

"Uh… Okay then since we have spare time anyway…" James frowned, grabbing his wand and invisibility cloak from a conveniently set-up hook on the wall and following Sirius out the door. Remus sighed... "Do I have to do this?" He said to himself before running after James and Sirius.

-Many hours later-

After many hours searching for the evil lair of the giant evil Ice-cream of doom, The Marauders (not including Peter) ended up in the forbidden forest.

"Ouch you stepped on my toe!" James hissed kicking Sirius in the shin and glare at Remus who was trying very hard not to laugh.

"Sh! I think I've found something!" Sirius said sniffing around and ran into some further clump of bushes.

"Wait up!" James called diving into the bushes where Sirius disappeared to and his face collided with something big, smooth and hard! James rubbed his face and looked up…

There was a giant fridge standing up to about 80 ft high!

"Whoa…" Remus breathed when he discovered the giant formation, inspecting the door by tapping it three times.

The door started to open very slowly blowing out freezing cold wind which Remus and James found very odd… Since it wasn't plugged in.

Sirius inspected his gun making sure it was ready to fire when needed and posed, "Stay back innocent people Sirius the Serious Secret Agent is here to save the day!" He said trying to make his voice deep but failing miserably.

So they ventured in…

They found giant steps and started to climb jumping at every little sound… like their own footsteps… As mist covered the path in front of them.

Suddenly…

"Fee-cream fry-cream Foe-cream thumb-cream!" Boomed a loud voice, "Who dares to intrude on my frozen Ice-land of crap?"

James snorted before he could stop himself; Remus cracked a smile and Sirius… He had a very determined expression on his face holding his water gun he advanced towards the loud voice.

The mist cleared and in front of them stood… A giant scoop of ice-cream!

"Oh my god!" James sighed mouth watering at the thought of eating this giant scoop, Remus nodded sighing as well but Sirius aimed his water gun and glared at the giant scoop.

"I am the giant ice-cream of doom! Hear me roar!" The blob of ice-cream said jumping around, James's mouth dropped open… It talked! The ice-cream talked he could make A LOT of money with this!

Sirius ran forward and pressed the trigger… But the water in his water pistol was frozen solid.

James & Remus took out their wands and together they cried, "Accio spoons!" Almost instantly spoons flew to their hands and they looked at the ice-cream greedily.

"Wh-what are you doing with spoons?!" the ice-cream cried looking frightened for once, "Don't come near me!"

James and Remus jumped at the ice-cream of doom scooping at random places and eating at the ice-cream fast ignoring the screams of agony coming from the ice-cream itself.

"I thought of that!" Sirius said shifty eyeing, "Of course good job minions!"

James and Remus rolled their eyes and the group travelled back to the castle, James and Remus very satisfied with their late midnight snack.

"I wonder what will be next. Pancake? Or maybe chicken pie!" James smiled at the thought.

Voldemort spied on them from afar… "No! They ate my snack! Damn those rebellious minions!"

So… The ice-cream didn't take over the world of food… And Sirius got his cookies and his sugar fix.

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