So, nobody bothered to review at all. Made me very unmotivated to write, and also forgot about it for some time. Now I have to do more story planning. Thanks a lot, people.

"What do you mean too? You mean you're a Magus too?! And you, Mister Torgue?! The both of you are Magi?! Don't you two know you're supposed to inform me?! I'm the Second Owner of Fuyuki City!"

"What's a Second Owner?" chorused Mister Torgue and Shirou.

"What's a…nevermind, you asking me this probably means that you have no idea of the norms of Magi." Rin sighed. "I'll see the two of you tomorrow, for now, just go home. I'll explain everything at school tomorrow, it's getting late now and I need to sleep."

"Alright Tohsaka, I'll hold you to that" Shirou said. "C'mon, Mister Torgue, I'll patch you up at my house, and I can make you something to eat."

Mister Torgue, having come from Pandora, obviously learnt the value of mooching of others (like mooching off Lvl.72 in a game of Lvl.31) and happily went along for a free pre-midnight, after-dinner meal.

"Alright, see you tomorrow Rin." He waved cheerily, while Rin was staring at the two of them grumpily, before turning around and walking after them to the exit and then in the opposite direction back to her house. "Come along Archer. You and I are going to have a looooong talk about proper actions."

"Yes, Rin." Archer sighed. He didn't know whether to curse or be happy- on one end, he had managed to be summoned to the world that he came from, or was very similar to his, on the other hand, he had to meet Mister Torgue. And that guy was the root cause of half the world's explosions (the other half was the USA- using Torgue Corporation explosives)!

Meanwhile, Shirou was explaining to Mister Torgue what he knew of Magic.

"So, as my father taught me, there are many branches of magic, like Alchemy, Runes, and a lot more that I don't know. However, what I use is basically only Reinforcement and Projection- I can reinforce stuff to make them better and I can project stuff, like this."

With that said, Mister Torgue finally witnessed the first true act of magic (earlier was just a bunch of dudes fighting around at high speeds without obvious signs of magic): Emiya Shirou picking up a glass bottle from a nearby trash can and holding it for a bit before letting it drop to the ground, where it didn't break, but just rolled around for a bit.

"Bah, boooooring! THIS IS MAGIC! YOU SHOULD BE BLOWING THINGS UP! LIKE THIS!" With that said, Mister Torgue cocked his hand into the shape of a gun, before firing it. The trash heap exploded with a loud bang!, showering the two in trash.

"SEE?! LIKE THIS! EXPLOSIONS! LIGHTS! THAT'S MAGIC!"

"What on earth is going here?! Who the hell made that ungodly noise at this time?!" A loud voice that seemed to belong to an old woman rang out from one of the houses, with many houses soon turning on lights.

"Ah crap, let's go quickly Mister Torgue." Shirou grabbed Mister Torgue's hand before running away to his home at the same speed a Vault Hunter runs to purple loot.

Since they were already near Shirou's home, the extra speed served to make sure that they arrived in less than 1 minute. The moment they were in, Mister Torgue collapsed to the floor with a giant smile on his face.

"I sincerely think that that was FUCKING AWESOME!"

"Oh, thank you, Mister Torgue. Would you like some tea or some water?" Shirou asked as he walked into the kitchen.

"TEA IS FOR SISSIES! PURE WATER IS FOR REAL MEN!" Mister Torgue expressed his opinion in a very Torgue-like manner.

BOOM! The floor shook, the ceiling collapsed and the kitchen lights flickered. When the dust cleared, it was revealed to be Lancer standing there, holding his long, red, hard, hot spear up…the weapon, not the other thing, you dirty-minded readers.

"Hey kids, sorry for coming in like this, but I gotta kill you. No witnesses ya'know. It's a secret war between magicians only." Lancer apologized in a very non-apologetic manner.

Next time:

"In accordance with the Holy Grail War, I, Servant Saber, have heard your summons and have come to serve. I ask of you, are you my master?"

"I am Severus of Tarentus, Dreadnought of the Ultramarines. I have come forth to destroy this unholy artifact. Will you cooperate?"