Why must all super-heroes have a dark and troubled past? Why can't one be motivated by the horrible state the world is in instead of dead relatives or dead species or dead something. Anyhoo on the subject of Artemis my suspicions are that the mystery ninja assassin was her sister and both her parents are dead. Amazing what you can do with a little interaction and years of watching the exact same thing happen over and over and over... and over.


'I'm on a mission' Kid Flash thought 'a mission to save the girl from the bad guys.'

'We can still hear you' Aqualad thought.

'And I don't need saving' Artemis snarled.

Artemis was tied and being held hostage by Harley Quinn, the Joker's now ex-henchmen.

'I don't get why I couldn't stay home for this one not like you needed me.' KF whined, circling the parameter.

'I thought you would want some action?' Aqualad asked.

'Yeah I want action but not with…' KF stopped himself.

'Yeah you better not finish that sentence, whiney bitch.' Artemis hissed.

'Guys you're making it hard to concentrate I have to align this or else she'll get away.' Miss Martian interjected. They all knew it was an excuse Megan just didn't like swearing, she recently discovered the Christian network, 'Alright Go.'

The plan they had in mind was really just a game, The Batman said to to do as stealthy as they could, so they came up with an elaborate plot based on where Harley Quinn was keeping the bank employees and where she was, Artemis would sneak in pretend to be a new hero and accidentally get caught and placed in the back room since there was no real point they could shoot at unless it was inside and despite being hopelessly in love in a joker and wearing a black and red harlequin outfit, Harleen Quinzel was still knew enough psychology from her internship from Arkham to think the plan through, she made sure there was no vantage point in the building except in the Back office by the bank vault.

Artemis broke loose from her bonds and shot an arrow quickly, it ricocheted off a steel pan that Miss Martian placed and landed at Harley Quinn's feet. Artemis quickly locked shut and locked the door.

"Oh Snaps!" Harley yelled. "Get ready girls we got company." Her two minions (in clown make-up of course) drew batons as gas covered the room.

Aqualad and Megan quickly ran into the room taking out the two clown faced goons. The smoke conveniently went away before they could get to Harley Quinn.

"Oh no what is a helpless girl to do?" she said as she pulled two guns seemingly out of nowhere, "I don't normally harm little kiddies as yourselves well not much anyway." She let out a cackle as she pulled the trigger.

A thin stick popped out with a banner that said "BANG!" on it.

"Oops." She smiled devilishly, as smoke spewed out of the vents.

'Shit Kid Flassssssssh-'

"Always bring gas mask kiddies or you might find your pants down in a catholic church somewhere." She laughed as she walked out of the room.

"Luckily I did." Artemis said pointing a blunt arrow in the face of Harley.

"Aww fish sticks."

KF ran in circling the room until the room was clear, "What is with her and strange exclamations?"

"Like your one to talk mister narrates in his head."


If you didn't get it I was trying to be funny.