Meanwhile, at the Viscerage Games company, the insidious developers gloat over their corruption of America's youth.
The Supervisor: Jacobs, how are the graphics coming along?
Graphics Developer: Ready for your evaluation, sir.
Supervisor: Hmmm, not depressing enough. Add some more brown to it.
The Boss: Vernon, have we recieved any updates yet?
Supervisor: Another 791 uncles in the last hour, sir.
Boss: Excellent! Just superb! At this rate, 25% of the nation's youth will have become our slaves within two months!
Supervisor: Our sequel has been coming along nicely as well.
Boss: Yes, Patricide, the game that will make us even more millions, and corrupt more children than we could ever imagine! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! By the way, how long will the mandatory tutorial level be?
Supervisor: Twelve minutes at the least, sir.
Boss: Brilliant...