Quote of the day: You turned Genos into a piece of Modern Art!


Honestly we all know Genos's gender but what if we didn't?

Random person: are you a boy or a girl?

Genos: I am a cyborg

Random person: No I mean what is in your pants?

Genos: Metal.


Sonic: I've trained for years to become extremely fast and agile so my kills are quick, quiet and deadly

Genos: I've replaced almost all of my body parts with robotic bits so that I can become stronger

Saitama: I started punching and lost all my hair


Saitama: *stretching Genos's skin* man this skin feels really real and soft

Genos: uh Sensei if you pull to hard-

Saitama: *accidently rips of the skin* oh fuc-


Damnit guys I have no ideas so I'll just have to end it here then see yaaaaaa!