The First 11th Day of School
This is by Marianah's sister. She read my fic and liked it so much that she had to write a fic about it. Go figure.
Muahahaha: Um… thank you?
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Here we are again with another story of Maggie and her beloved genie, Kazoo (Kazoo didn't feel the same way as she did about him). But so far Maggie is just starting another school year and was very shocked (for the 11th time). The teacher actually made her write a full sentence in English (and not just scribbles). At lunch she actually had to wait for the microwave (which took her several minutes to find) to warm up her purplish potato from her Brittany Spears lunch box, and when a boy in Science class asked her what that purple thing on her shoulder was and why it had a paper bag on it's head, she yelled out as loud as she could, "HE'S MY GENIE!" Then, her evil science teacher (who wasn't really evil at all) had a talk with her in the hall for three whole minutes, asking her very difficult questions, like: "What's your name?" "How old are you?" and "Are you sure you're in eleventh grade?" After several attempts to answer the difficult questions, she managed to say that her name was Maggie, she was eleven years old and in grade sixteen. After becoming very puzzled, the teacher thought that he had better send the disoriented child home.
Maggie sat in the office with Kazoo at her side. Kazoo was looking up at the ceiling with his palms held upward. He was mouthing the words: "Why have you put me here? What have I done?" After waiting several years (which was really only ten minutes), her not-so-evil-not-so-stepmotherly evil stepmother came to pick her up.
"They made me do horrible things!" Maggie said in a demented voice.
"That's called schoolwork, honey." Said her not-so-evil, not-so-stepmotherly evil stepmother "And you're going to have to deal with it for a while."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Maggie screamed while her mother mouthed: "I'll take her home now," to the secretary.
As they were in the car, Maggie's not-so-evil-not-so-stepmotherly evil stepmother was wondering if she could get away with putting Maggie up for adoption and just raise Kazoo instead. As she was pondering this, Maggie sat in the back seat staring at Kazoo and asking him, "Does thins mean that I don't have to go to school anymore? And never have to wait in line for the microwave? And never have to write a sentence or answer any of those hard question that that evil teacher asked me, whose name I can't remember?"
Kazoo just sat there thinking 'Maybe if I don't respond, she'll leave me alone.' But, of course, Maggie continued to badger and annoyingly harass Kazoo all the way home. This gave Kazoo something depressing to talk about at 'Club Genie', the night club where genie's talk about their issues, that evening.
A week later, at Club Genie, Kazoo preceded to tell the other genies about how he got tangled into staying with "the Demon" (He was talking about Maggie.) forever and about how she mistook gold-plated for gold-painted and how she would hug him and make him have tea with her and her deformed stuffed animals.
"Whoa," said another genie who had just been kicked out by his genie wife. "And I thought I had issues." This made Kazoo feel even worse about his situation, so he left early and watched "I dream of Genie" on the late, late show.