Awakening

Author's Note: Gosh, only a review from Kirsten for this chapter. Does everyone hate me? I mean like, my friend Chris was all, "If you kill yourself, it won't be worth it 'cause no one hates you." Well, I can't tell now. I'm gonna go cry and be emo in my little emo corner after I'm done posting this.

Summary: Story of FFVII; Yuffie & Vincent POV. Yuffie fainted in the manor after getting a good view of Vincent.

Disclaimer: I don't know… what the heck? I don't OWN Final Fantasy VII or any of its sequels because I'm not Square-Enix. If I was, I wouldn't be typing on FanFiction right now. I'd be all business-y and own it.

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Oh, she woke up… I wonder how I'll explain this. Or try to fix this, actually. I knew I shouldn't have joined their group. But, I must "avenge" Lucrecia by defeating Hojo once and for all…

"Where am I?" Yuffie scratched her head and noticed that she was in pajamas. "And where exactly is my clothing? OH MY GOSH, YOU RAPED ME DIDN'T YOU. YOU RAPING RAPIST VAMPIRE DUDE!"

I knew she was going to over react… I don't know what she's rambling about, since I try to block her out of my thoughts. She even complains in her sleep. Does it ever end?

Well, I guess not. I mean, she keeps talking. I think I'm developing some of her habits. I need to start brooding.

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"You nasty pervert! I'm going to go sue you with my Wutaian lawyer for sexual harassment!" Yuffie drank a sip of water that was interestingly placed next to her. "…But, I guess you're not so bad after all. What'd you do with my clothes?"

"They're being cleaned right now."

"In blood? EW."

"No. With soap and water."

"Oh, okay."

I guess he isn't so bad after all. I guess I could hang out with this person more often! I might actually have some fun with this dude. It couldn't be too bad, right? He's only some dude dressed up as a vampire. A sexy vampire, at that! But, he's still a vamp.

"So, are my clothes dry? 'Cause I got the urge ta get outta bed. And I'm HUNGRY."

"They're almost done. Shall I wake you up when they're dry? It would be best if you rest." (A/N: Hey, he's a poet.)

"Mm, sounds good to me. I'm still pretty tired."

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She is too active for her own good. Little does she know that we have to travel soon. She's taking too long to get ready. We're going to have to travel through the mountains soon. Sooner than we expect. I assume I should cook breakfast, before she annoys me through my whole afterlife. She'll be exactly like Chaos. I hope he doesn't awaken soon."

…She's up. And her clothes are dry. Let's go.

Well, that was positively lame. I couldn't really think of a chapter because I had no inspiration whatsoever. I'm hoping that you will be just so nice and click on that cute little OK button at the bottom of the screen where it says Submit Review. Because I would love to know what you think of this. I don't really enjoy flames, like, "omg d00d yuffietine sukz go di" because they're really annoying and the people who type like that annoy me even worse! It's like, "God, people! Learn how to type!" It annoys me so much. Oh, and the people who tOtALly tALk lIkE ThIS. Who the hell types like that? No one even writes like that, actually. It annoys the effin hell out of me. SO DON'T DO IT.

I'm off topic again. I've got too many things on my mind. Must be because my friend who will remain anonymous always has to ask me for stuff. He needs a life. As well as my other friend who will also remain anonymous because he likes to call at like 10 PM and talk about absolutely nothing. I'm always busy with something. Like see, right now I'm doing my homework and RPing 'cause I love to RP. Instant Message me sometime!

Um, I have to say this. I'm sorry that Vincent seems like… a Zidane. I blame it on my RP buddy Nick because his Sephiroth seems like a Reno. Yes, it's that odd. Lawlz. Well, I'll talk to you all later. I love you ppl.