Sonic's Insane Life-By InuSonishaUnlimited
Disclaimer: I don't own SEGA or their characters. Also, there are some characters that are not mine in this story, some of which came from DeviantART or otherwise. I will point out these characters and their creators, so that they recieve their credit. Either way...that's done.
Summary: Basically put, this story is all about insane, crazy adventures that Sonic and his friends go through in his life. Lots of craziness ensues here, so here's the lowdown: This is M-rated, so kiddies should stay away. There is Strong Language, Strong Violence, Nudity, Sex and Absolue Insanity. Flames will be punished with a harsh message from me, so think twice about doing it. I take suggestions for characters to show up or scenarios, but otherwise, have fun and hope you enjoy!
News Update- Here's some news for you. From here on out, there will be sex scenes. Lots of them. Don't know if you've been waiting for it, nor do I really care if you have been waiting for it. In short, if this is the moment you flamers have been waiting for, keep in mind the last two sentences of the summary.
Sonic: They'll probably still say something.
InuSonishaUnlimited: I gave a warning, so if they wanna test me, then it won't be pleasant.
Female Tails: Don't you take constructive criticism, though?
InuSonishaUnlimited: Yeah, I take constructive criticism, I don't take bullshit from people with gripes about sex scenes. They have been warned twice by now.
Sonic: Big time...well, shall we get started, guys?
Male Tails: Sure, ready when Mr. Flamedouser is.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Keep laughing, foxy. You gonna get it a little later...
Female Tails: Aww, he was just fooling.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Who said I was...?
Insane Day 3: Dreamcast X and Sex
The morning sun rises and wakes Sonic up instead of the alarm. The reason is that he locked the damn thing in a closet. For whatever reason, it rolls into the room and wakes him up further until he takes the bat and delivers divine punishment to it. "Damn alarm...I don't know why I use it..." Sonic says, rolling onto the floor after smashing the alarm. F. Tails rolls to the side and laughs quietly at Sonic laying on the floor. The hedgehog is cursing lowly as he gets up and instantly puts on a happy face. "Good morning." he says to her. "Doesn't seem like such a good one for you." she says, giggling as she kisses his cheek. "It's been weird the last few days, but it'll be all right." he says, getting up now.
They both walk downstairs and sit on the couch, turning on early morning news to show an Egg Mobile parked outside of the Burger Shop. "We're here at the local burger joint where the evil genius Dr. Eggman is threatening the management for attempted poisoning of his meal." the reporter says. "You're kidding, right?" Sonic says, now amused. "You think he would get mad at just anything?" F. Tails asks. "I dunno. Hey, where's Shadow and Tails?" he asks. "Well, Tails told me last night that he'd be going out with Cosmo and her sister, Cosmia, and Shadow is going out with his girlfriends, the black fox twins Shade and Rashia." she tells him.
Yeah, here we go now. As we know, Tails loves Cosmo, if you don't know that, there's something wrong with you. But, with my imaginative powers, I came up with the idea that Cosmo has a sister of the same age, a last survivor you could say. She's basically a color swap of Cosmo's adult form, with pink hair instead of green, in fact, every part of Cosmo that is green turns pink for a visual of Cosmia. Also, the buds on her head have ribbons wrapped around them. Call me lazy if you want, but let's keep going. Tails goes out with the both of them, so you already know where that's going; he's got two girlfriends. The black fox twins are with Shadow, so here's their description.
First is Shade, a black fox with dark-blue highlights on her eyelids and the tips of her bang, which covers her left eye, both of which are dark-blue. She has a long ponytail, reaching her backside, with red highlights near the tip. She has one tail and she wears a black top with a red skirt. Her shoes have spikes at the tips and heels. Around her wrists are spiked rings with glowing tips. Now for Rashia, a black fox with three tails and red eyes. She has yellow highlights on her ponytail and bang, as well as on her eyelids. She wears a red top and tight black pants, along with blue boots, spiked like her rings. Sonic wondered how they could handle having more than one girlfriend, then he remembered his current situation and wondered no more.
It is now that he realizes that he is alone with F. Tails. She shudders slightly at the touch of his hand going up her thigh before smiling to him. They start kissing each other deeply, feeling along each other's bodies carefully. F. Tails sits up and tears away the fur that hides her breasts, putting it on the side as Sonic rises up and starts licking her nipples before sucking them. "Ahh...That's good, Sonic..." she says, holding his head there as he kept going. As he did so, he pushes his finger into her vagina, the wetness soaking through his glove. She lays him down and rubs on his hard rod until she positions herself for his insertion. Once inside, she starts moving up and down quickly, looking at Sonic's excited face.
"Whoa, yeah! Yeah, Tails! Ahh!" he yells as F. Tails holds herself up by placing her hands on his chest and moving her bottom. "Oh god, Sonic! You're so hot inside of me!" she yells, her movements more relaxed now. He grabs her hips and places her on her back, now pushing into her ass. "AHHH!!" she screams as soon as he pushes into her again. She moves with Sonic as their moment intensifies, her body now hot. It becomes apparent that they are done when they both feel very, very tight. "Oh man! Tails...I think I'm gonna come!" he yells to her. "Me too, Sonic! Me too! Ahhh!!" she yells to him as they both let it out. Body fluids flow slowly from F. Tails as her body collapses onto Sonic's. Their love-making comes to an end here as they sleep on the couch. M. Tails and Shadow walk in later, with sweatdrops behind their heads at the sight before them. "Jeez, they sure take advantage of their alone time." M. Tails says. "Yup." Shadow says, sitting in a chair.
An hour later, they see on the screen that a new system is out in stores. "Whoa, Dreamcast X? Tails, get the Tornado." Sonic says. In mere moments they arrive at the electronics store with only four people currently in-line for the thing. Sonic decided to wait in the line for everyone else, the rest sit in the plane. Amy walks up to the store, seeing the line and looking at Sonic. "Hey, Sonic. Getting a Dreamcast X as well?" she asks him. "Yeah, the next-gen system will be ours. Getting one too?" he asks her. "Yeah, but this line..." she says, looking at the gradually increasing line. "Amy, you can get in front of me if you want." he says, igniting a smile in Amy. "Thank you, Sonic!" she says, hopping there. After a few minutes, they both get out with their systems. "Must be a perp that you got yours free, Sonic." Amy says. "Yeah, saving people has its good sides." he says, walking to the Tornado.
Once at home, Sonic and M. Tails pull out the contents of the box: The Dreamcast X, four controllers, four VMU Xs, an AV cable, a WiFi router and the power adapter. The Dreamcast X looks the same as the normal Dreamcast, except it was dark blue and has side extension, making it look like a giant X. The logo is the Dreamcast symbol with a large yellow X in the center. The controllers have the same color, looking like the standard Dreamcast controllers. The VMU Xs look like the VMUs, except they have the new symbol. Power adapter is same color, same symbol. The game that came with it, Sonic Fantasy Rise, is an MMORPG, but you can play it with people sitting next to you and online. They played for a bit, since they wanted to keep the system alive for a while without potentially burning it out.
When finished, they put it in a glass entertainment center and sat down. Knuckles walks up the road to Tails' house and happens to see Amy coming as well. It's at this point that he notices a significant change in her appearance. Her red dress has the slight exposure of her new breasts, her black pants beneath her dress, it was all so different. "Hey, Knuckles. Haven't seen you lately." Amy says, walking up to the red echidna. "Hey, Amy. Nice to see you too." he says, hugging the pink hedgehog. "You going to see Sonic as well?" Amy asks him. "Uh...sort of. Well, shall we?" he says, the two of them walking up to the house. By now, Sonic and F. Tails are more decent, sitting and watching some random show.
"Hey, guys." Knuckles says. "Hey there, Knuckles. Amy's here too?" Sonic says, moving over so Knuckles and Amy can sit. "Yeah, just wanted to...huh?" Amy says, stopping when a rumbling sound occurs. Sonic looks outside and sees Metal Sonic driving a familiar Sonic 2 drill machine towards their house, though now...he is stuck in the hill. "Uh...Metal? We're up here..." Sonic says. "SHUT UP!! I know what I'm doing!" he says, pushing buttons like it's nothing. Sonic shakes his head and runs to the stuck Metal, waiting until he pops out during backing up motions, bopping him on the head at each open moment. About seven hits later, the machine explodes but Metal walks out with a bottle of...something. "Metal, why would Eggman send you here with such a pathetic machine?" Sonic asks him. "You think he sent me? I don't think so." Metal responds. "Ahh...what's that?" Sonic asks. "Rum and oil, my friend. Rum and oil. Later, ass." Metal says, flying into the wall, then the train, and finally into a power line. Sonic shakes his head again in shame.
The afternoon came and Rouge decided to go over to Tails' house. She knocks on the door and Knuckles opens it, looking at the bat. "Hey there, Rouge. How you been?" he asks her. "Pretty good. Yourself?" she asks him as she walks in. "Aww, you know me. Just relaxing and doing what I do." he says, sitting on the couch. "Is Sonic here?" she asks him, turning to the kitchen to see Sonic walking out with soap on his hands. "Just washing things...Oh, hey Rouge." he says, wiping his hands on a cloth. She walks up to him and hugs him, a sight that almost makes Knuckles fall off the couch. "Whoa, since when are you two buddy-buddy like?" he asks jokingly. "We've been seeing each other for a week by now." Rouge says, crushing something within Knuckles. "Whoa...didn't see that coming..." he says, getting up slowly.
"Knux?" Sonic asks him. "Oh, it's cool. Just a surprise. I gotta split, the emerald is unguarded! Later!" he says, dashing out of the door. Amy runs after him, waving to everyone as she left. Shadow went to his room, as did the two Tails, leaving Sonic and Rouge alone. "Well, everyone must be going to sleep." Sonic says. "Probably so. Hmmm..." Rouge says, slyly sitting next to Sonic, who lays down on the couch. Then, he suddenly jumps at her and starts kissing her, an action that catches Rouge off-guard completely. She finds herself pulling off her top and everything else, now fully naked before Sonic, who looks to her like he'd seen an angel. "Do you think you can handle me, Sonic?" Rouge asks him. "I was about to ask that." Sonic says, smirking at her.
She immediately starts sucking his rod, slowly at first, then she ups her speed. Sonic is lightly moaning, clutching the couch as she goes on. When she stops, Sonic bends towards her and licks at her vagina, making her moan this time. As he did so, he rubbed her thighs, making her feel more relaxed. She became relaxed to the point where she's now laying on her back. At this point, she's ready for him to enter her, to which he gladly agrees and pushes into her ass. "Man...that's tight..." Sonic thinks to himself as he starts his rhythm. "Ahh! Ahh! Yes! Keep going!" Rouge says, cluthcing the couch tightly. Sonic lightly licks her breasts before sucking them, all the while still pushing into her body. Rouge is holding his body tightly, unwilling to let go until it was all over.
Rouge decided to overtake him and pushes him into her vagina. After the entrance, a new rhythm occurs with Rouge moving in alternating speeds. At first, she is slowly and precise, making sure that his whole member goes in before moving up. Then she speeds up, the heat between the increasing as a result. Sonic isn't sure how much more he can go on until the feeling occurs. "Rouge, I'm...I'm coming...Really.." he says, looking at her devious face. "Go ahead, Sonic...Please let it go..." she says, now increasing her speed more. Sonic can't hold it anymore and lets it go inside of Rouge, who looks at him with a satisfied face. "Whew...that was good...very, very excellent, Sonic..." she says, getting up off of him and putting her clothes back on. She kisses him good night and walks out, whispering in his ear, "Love you. See you later..."
Evil things are in thought with Knuckles as he plots to do something crazy. "Hmm...I know what to do tomorrow...hehe, Sonic's gonna scream bloody murder..." he thinks as he goes to sleep, a devious plan hatching within his thoughts.
-We end here. On the next chapter, Tails and Knuckles challenge Sonic to face his fears within a haunted cave, where he meets one of the DeviantART OCs and...well, I'm sure you'll figure it out...
InuSonishaUnlimited: Yeah, they know what to expect.
Sonic: Dirty mind! Dirty mind!
InuSonishaUnlimited: It's an M-rated fic. Plus, you know you enjoyed it.
Sonic: Okay, fine then. But you didn't get back at Tails...
InuSonishaUnlimited: Oh, his time is coming, trust me...
Knuckles: My woman! You gave him my woman!
InuSonishaUnlimited: Nowadays, she's Shadow's woman. Not here, though. I got a surprise for you...
Amy: What about me?
InuSonishaUnlimited: You too, don't worry. Both you and Knux will get something unexpected.
Female Tails: Woohoo! Sounds exciting!
Sonic: Don't encourage him, baby.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Ahh, forget about it. Until next chapter!
Last Note: Drunk Metal isn't my idea, just so you know.