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ToD chapter 3
Blueberry enters the room, once again. Voices are heard in the hallway,The cast looks up in confusion. They glance around, and finally Lettuce gathers enough courage to speak up. "B-blueberry-san, who's out there?" she said nervously. "glad you asked! On request from my good friend, Mew Daizu, i present to you: the cast of Axis Powers Hetalia!" blueberry announces, yanking open the door.
"holy crap, that's the guy from your painting!" ichigo shouted, amazed pointing at China. "yes. Yes he is. CHUGOKU!" blueberry replied, and then glomped the tall chinese man. She stroked his brown ponytail, and quickly kissed his cheek. "AIYA! What's going on, Aru?" china asked, suddenly a bit on edge about the hostess' actions. Blueberry hands China a hello kitty plushie and he squeals and hugs it excitedly."you're so kawaii..." she squeaks, hugging him again.
By then, the entire cast was sitting on the floor of the hostess's room. "i'll start on Mew Daizu's dares After i do what i promised to do." she says, pulling out a sheet of paper.
'Hmmmmmmmm.
Well.
I am Nectar, and I have waist length bright green hair (just for kicks, and
because I felt like it.) with turquoise highlights, and Purple eyes.
And i like fire and pointy objects.
I am applying for position as help-hostess.
Also, I dare Pai to do something undignified. (i.e. play ring around the rosy
with a stuffed ferret named Tweak.)'
Blueberry snaps her fingers, and in the middle of the group, stands Nectar. "whoa! What just happened?" she says, stumbling a bit. "you are on Blueberry's TMM Truth or Dare!" announces the pink-haired hostess. "meg, care to tell us what her dare was, in case they didn't catch it?" she continues. "sure! dare Pai to do something undignified. (i.e. play ring around the rosy with a stuffed ferret named Tweak.)" she says, giggling a bit at the last part. "oh, Pa~i!" the three hostesses chime together.
Meg grabs pai, and stamps a temporary purple dolphin tattoo on his cheek, and Nectar shoves a stuffed ferret into his hands. "Russia, surrender your Vodka or i'll sick Belarus on you!" blueberry threatens. "i know he's annoying, but isn't that a little cruel, Aru?" china asks, but Blueberry shakes her head and kisses him to shut him up. Russia practically threw two bottles at the girls. "pai, drink up before i cover you in chocolate and throw you to the fangirls!" Nectar yells, holding a knife against his throat in one hand and a rope dangling from the ceiling in the other.
Pai chugged both bottles, and then drunkenly danced around in circles, swinging around the stuffed ferret. "yaaaaay! Tweaky can fly! *hic*" pai giggled. "HOLY CRAP! What have we done!" nectar and blueberry shriek in unison. Meg is just staring awkwardly. "well, that was awkward." Japan says. "onhonhon; tu es très belle.(you're very pretty.) How you doin?" France flirts, staring intently at mint. "Can someone please tell me how to say 'go die in a hole' in french?!" mint yells. "that would be 'aller mourir dans un trou' mint." Lettuce says.
Everyone cracks up, including Pai, but thats probably because he's still drunk. "Now! Dares from mew daizu! (she told me in person, so its not a comment. This is what i remember) ichigo and kisshu! You have to have a scone-eating contest with england's scones. I feel very sorry for you. Please dont die." blueberry says, worry in her eyes. "are you saying that there is something wrong with my scones? That was a recipe passed down by my Mumsie, you twit!" england retorts.
Blueberry and the countries all just shake their heads. "Fail! Moving on!" yells a girl with shoulder length turquoise hair, blue eyes, and a quiet voice. She is wearing a black shirt that says 'become one with russia, he needs a friend' (i legit saw this shirt online) and a pair of blue jeans. "when did you get here?!" everyone but Blueberry yells, who says "hey daizu! You bring the scones?". "oh, i've been here, i was just with Russia." she says quietly, and winks at said country, and then nods at Blueberry.
"well then, time for the scone-eating contest. Who can eat the most without throwing up!" yells Blueberry. "what the bloody heck! You gits!" yells england. "dude, shut up." america says to england. Ichigo and Kisshu follow blueberry over to a table, and sit with freaked out looks on their faces. "Iggy! Bring in the scones!" she yells, and England rushes into the room with four full trays of burnt, blackened scones. he smiles at them, and steps away. Now the torture begins: kisshu and ichigo cautiously each lift a scone to their lips and take a bite. They cringe and swallow.
~two hours have elapsed~
ichigo has eaten 2 scones and kisshu is gnawing on a third. Ichigo takes one more bite, then runs out of the room and pukes. "poor girl. Hey Kish, how did you not throw up?" Daizu asks. "Well, when you live with Pai, you get used to the taste of burnt." kishu replies. "pai's gonna kill you for saying that later." taruto grumbles. "if you tell pai, i'll tell him that you sneak out at night to see pudding." kisshu bites back. "you sneak out too!" taruto argues.
"yeah, but i'm not the one who still sleeps with a night light and a stuffed animal monkey!" kish yells. "you take that back before i give ichigo your diary!" taruto screams. "it's not a diary, It's a journal! And you better not! If you do, i swear i will make the rest of your life a living hell by telling you're little friend tiramisu that pudding's up for grabs!" kisshu yells, smirking in victory. (if you want to know who Tiramisu is, read MewDaizu's ' what the heart wants' story. Trust me, its good.)
"moving on! Everyone gets to eat Ichigo's valentines chocolates!" daizu says, and pulls a rope. The oddly shaped brown and pink chocolates fell from the ceiling. china picks up a chocolate. "if you value your life, you won't eat it. These were her many failed attempts." blueberry urges china. His eyes go wide, and he puts it back on the table. "you guys have to eat it all! That's the dare, so hurry up!" yells nectar, pulling out a whip. They all begin shoveling the disgusting substance into their mouths. The chocolate was gone in about 5 minutes, and everyone but the 3 bakas were feeling sick.
"hey france! I got a dare you'll love! embrasser la jolie fille aux cheveux bleus, Francis!" (kiss the pretty blue-haired girl, france!) blueberry says. France is smiling like an idiot. "kiss me, mon cherie!" he says, grabbing mint around the waist. "m-matte, NANI?!" she gasped. France kissed mint, and picked her up bridal style. He carried her over to a pink couch that appeared out of nowhere, and sat down with her on his lap. "you're staying with me, madame." he grinned creepily. "Stop it, Frog-face! Can't you see she's terrified of you?!" England yells.
France stood up and coughed theatrically, and He looked England in the eyes. "You are a terrible cook." he says. England gasps, and stares wide eyed. "You twit! How dare you-"; "yeah, hate to break up the meeting, but i have a show to run." blueberry says. They calm down, France sitting back down by mint and England standing by Keiichiro. "i can give you some cooking lessons if you like." keiichiro smiled. "go ahead, so he's so awesome that it might work." Daizu said. "did somebody say AWESOME?!" shouts Prussia, barging into the room. "well the awesome is here!" he finishes. "who let him in! I thought him and spain were on the list to keep out!" Blueberry yells.
"are you intimidated by my awesomeness?" prussia sneers. "not on your life, baka!" blueberry shouts back. "if you kiss me, maybe some of my awesomeness may rub off on you." he smirks. "You're sick, you know that?!" blueberry yells. "RUN Kawa-Chan!" (my OCs in Hate, Like, or something more were named after me and my friends) Daizu yells at her. She wastes no time, and runs out of the room screaming with Prussia in pursuit. "Daizu-Hana-Chan, take over until i get back!" she screams from out in the hallway. "China, you baka! Go save her! It's Time for some epic Wok action!" Daizu calls to the man who is napping in the corner.
He pulls out a huge Wok from who knows where and charges off into the hallway. Everyone is staring at the door and shouting is heard. It all ends with a clang and a thud. "kawa! Are you okay?!" china yells. It can be assumed that China knocked out Prussia with the wok. The two enter the room, a knocked out prussia being dragged behind. "next! I need lettuce to throw a pie at pai!" daizu yells. Lettuce cautiously picks up a pie and throws it, it hits pai so hard that he miraculously is no longer drunk.
"Alright! Since i cant remember the rest, lets move on to the next set!" blueberry says, motioning to Meg. "AWWWWW KAWAII I LOVE IT THANKS FOR LETTING ME IN
masaya:sorry she just had a bag of ten thousand sweets
meg:HEY SHUT UP WHACKS WITH METAL BAR
any way dares
ichigo:put a trantula on kisshu when he is asleep
blueberry:have a party and get every body DRUNK
pai:let lettuce pick out some new clothes for you
kisshu:for payback to ichigo make it look like your dead
truths
pudding:make pai and lettuce go on a date and spy on them
ok thats all i got :P update soon plz" meg says.
"you heard her! ichigo:put a trantula on kisshu when he is asleep!" yells blueberry. Ichigo looks reluctant, but quickly her face lights up, and her mouth breaks into a cheshire-cat grin. "this'll teach him not to go through my diary!" she smirked. She picks up the hairy black spider, grimacing, and puts it underneath kisshu's shirt. Slyly, she leans over him and kisses him, rubbing his arm as well to wake him up. "k-koneko-chan." he said, smiling. That was when he felt the hairy little monster crawling on his stomach. "AHHH!" he shrieked, waking up the entire hetalia cast. Russia now has a dark aura and is smiling creepily. "russia, I'll become one with you." Daizu mumbles, half asleep. He smiled down at the sleeping girl, and laughs maniacally.
"Daizu-Chan, WAKE UP!" blueberry yells, shaking her and gripping her shoulders. "oh, hey dude. I was totally just dreaming about more ways to torture Chris. You light him on fire and beat him with a Wok, like you want to. And i dump vodka on him and beat him with a pipe. Pretty great dream." Daizu says. "that's awesome! Too bad we cant do that. no matter how annoying and stalkerish Chris is, We'd get expelled." blueberry answers, shaking her head sadly. "blueberry: we still have to have a party and get every body DRUNK!" says meg.
"somebody wanted 10 bottles of vodka?" asks some guy in the doorway. Russia ran up to the door, smiling widely. "it was me, da!" he says. "mr. Russia?" asks the man. "da!" he says. The deliveryman handed him a huge crate, and walked away. He turns around to meet meg's glaring eyes. "what?" he says calmly. "hand over the vodka." she growls menacingly, pulling a knife out of her pocket. He gives her the box, and the hostesses all head out. "stay here! We'll be back after the party!" yells blueberry, locking the mews in the room. "dang it!" yells Taruto. "what is it, midget?" kisshu asks. "i wanted some!" taruto complains. Kisshu's eyes go wide, and he freezes. "The last thing you need is alcohol. No, just NO." he says.
-2 hours later-
The hostesses stumble into the room, giggling. Meg has a lampshade on her head, daizu is hugging Russia, china is carrying blueberry piggyback, and nectar is smiling and wearing a fluffy pink boa. They all are stumbling around, acting somewhat like zombies. Pai motioned for lettuce to cover her ears. She quickly complied, and pai held up an air horn, and honked it into Blueberry's megaphone. Somehow that snapped everyone out of it, and they all yelled "next dare!" simultaneously. "pai:let lettuce pick out some new clothes for you!" Meg says. "here! Take this credit card! We'll see you next chapter with your makeover!" blueberry says, pushing the couple out the door.
"Alright! This one is only for Kisshu, everyone else just go sit in the corner, and think about your lives!" daizu instructs them. "nice one!" blueberry says, high fiving daizu. "alright, America! Japan! Need you here ASAP!" she continues. Japan and America tag-team to do makeup that makes him look dead. (idk, i wanted two people and was thinking of the episode were America made himself look like a monster from a movie and scared the crap out of japan.) "ichigo (dude/San), We really think you should come see something!" the two countries yell.(well, as loud as Japan can be...)
"what is it- oh my gosh! KISSHUUU!" she screams, seeing the 'dead' kisshu. "HA! Thats what you get for putting that spider down my shirt!" kisshu laughs. "you guys are mean!" pouts ichigo. "pudding:make pai and lettuce go on a date and spy on them... Well, i guess the makeover trip is a date, so lets just watch what we caught on the camera i hid on lettuce!" blueberry says. Everyone sits in front of a screen, and on the screen you see lettuce handing pai a jacket over the door to the changing room. "BOOORING!" blueberry pouts. "next set?" Daizu asks, turning off the projecter.
"Puddito:Ok, first off Im to lazy to login.
Hair: light orange, reachs just below sholders
Eyes: chocolate
I've got yellow tiger ears and tail and they catch on fire. You can call me
Cor or Coralincia.
Everyone: who do you think I am? (BTW I'm Puddings twin sister).
All the mews ex Ichigo: Watch the mews think Ichigo is U.G.L.Y. then perform
it.
Boys: confess your love and that means you to Pai.
Well seeya, I've got to add you to TMMToD. Hope to be on there soon." reads Nectar.
"sure! Why not?" blueberry yawns, snapping her fingers. Puddito appears, "wow! I'm on aren't i?" she says. "yeah, we're gonna call you 'Cor', okay?" asks blueberry. "okay! Can i start?" asks Cor. "yeah, whenever! Repeat each question so that the readers are clear what we're doing." blueberry instructs. "Everyone: who do you think I am? " asks Cor. "some Psycho fangirl?" the whole cast says. "pudding! Shame on you! You dont even remember your twin sister?!" Cor gasps in disbelief. "of course i remember, na no da! I just like to confuse people na no da!" pipes up the hyper monkey mew.
"All the mews ex Ichigo: Watch the mews think Ichigo is U.G.L.Y. then perform it." says Cor. (wow i'm overusing 'said') "okay." the mews all leave the room, except for ichigo. They all come back a few minutes later, and perform the mews think Ichigo is UGLY. (funny vid BTW) "last one from me for this chappie! Boys: confess your love and that means you to Pai." she says. "that's awesome, but Pai is out with lettuce, so that leaves us with everyone else." pipes up Meg. "okay. All of the boys go confess before i beat you with my peace prize!" switzerland says, popping up out of thin air. "you heard the man!" blueberry says.
Keiichiro is the first to comply. "Zakuro-San, i love you!" Keiichiro says. Everyone gasps, and Zakuro smiles. (OMG! It's the apocalypse! Zakuro showed emotion! Nooooo!) "i love you too, Akasaka-San." she says. Next is kisshu, grabbing ichigo by the hands, and kneeling. (they're already dating, so what else would he do?) "ichigo, will you marry me?" he asks, acting serious for once in his life. "awwww!" all the girls sigh. "yes Kisshu." she says happily. Taruto comes up to pudding, and he hugs her. "pudding, i- i love you." he says, blushing like mad. Masaya and the blue knight stand up. "you're not guys!" screams blueberry, shooting them in the fall over and die.
Deep blue stands up, and he walks over to mint and france. "Arrogant human! Get away from my blue bird!" he spits at france. "monsieur, i believe you are mistaken. This is MY blue bird." smiles france, pulling mint into his chest. Deep blue blushed, and blurts out "Mew Mint, I LOVE YOU!" and he grabbed her without waiting for a response. He pulled her into his chest, and kissed her. Ryou stands up, in front of everyone. "i am a bachelor! I dont love anyone right now." he says. "alright! Last review for this chapter!" blueberry says, yawning.
"Awesome
Can I please be in it and here are some dares
Dare pudding to kiss a ferrite
Dare ichigo to hop around saying I'm a total idiot
Dare mint not to drink tea for 3 whole chapters
Dare zaruko to confess her love for keiiricho
Dare pai to paint a picture of his most favourite person or thing in the world" reads Meg.
"alright! I you didnt describe your personality, so i'll just wing it." says blueberry, poofing in KukaiXAmu. "i'm calling you KA! Wanna read your dares?" asks blueberry. "okay! Dare pudding to kiss a ferrite!" smiles KA. Pudding lifts up a fluffy white ferret, and pecks it on the lips. "wow, no resistance? You are fearless." says Nectar. "Dare ichigo to hop around saying I'm a total idiot" continues KA. "i dont WANT tooooo!" whines ichigo. "it's okay, i will never think you a total idiot." kisshu says. Ichigo then begins to jump up and down hopping in a circle. "i'm a total idiot! I'm a total idiot! I'm a total idiot!" she says.
"Dare mint not to drink tea for 3 whole chapters!" KA says deviously. "nooooooo!" screams mint. Deep blue hugs her, "hush, blue bird. You'll be okay." he comforts. "Dare zaruko to confess her love for keiiricho." says KA. "keiichiro...?" Zakuro whispers nervously, twiddling her thumbs. "i- i love you." she says, kissing Keiichiro. His eyes widen, bur he soon closes them and kisses her back. The two pull apart, blushing furiously. "last dare until next chapter! Sorry, pai couldn't do it cuz hes not back till next chapter! See you all there!" blueberry says.
tell me if i should keep APH another chapter. please leave your truths and dares in the comments, and a description of your personality if you want to be a host/hostess!