Hey ya'll! I am again sorry for any grammatical errors!

DISCLAIMER: IF I OWNED BLEACH I WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF BLEACH CHAPTER 501! TITE KUBO CANNOT JUST KILL BYAKU-BO!

Today. Yes. Today was the day that Kurotsuchi Mayuri Taicho would finish his best invention yet. What a contraption it was, indeed. In a form of a great and large computer, it would create a full and complete bankai in a zanpaktou in a matter of one-hour tops. Not only had the old geezer Yamamoto agreed but it attracted more recruits from Shinigami Academy. On top of that, he had bested Kisuke Urahara's three-day bankai training.

Just then Mayuri sensed something approaching at top speed. No. Not one. Two? As soon as he turned around two objects, pink and green came pummelting at a speed that was very formidable to the Flash Goddess herself. But, now was not the time to revere.

BOOM

The twelfth division laboratory exploded with a mushroom cloud as the two balls charged. Lieutenant, Captain, Akon, tests all flew back into a heap. Nefarious giggles were heard amongst the smoke.

Kyoraku Shunsui was sunbathing and relaxing as usual when he was startled with an almighty bang and spotted where the twelfth division was supposed to be… a mushroom cloud.

The black and blue Ichigo in the midst of a battle of flying fists with Renji looked up to see a large mushroom cloud follow a loud bang. He swore that he saw two UFOs flying out of twelfth division.

Shinigami from all directions raced towards where the lab was to see a blackened Nemu, Mayuri, and Akon. Nemu unlike the sprawled Akon had sprung right side up and was still holding her clipboard.

"Kurotsuchi Taicho, what the hell happened," Soifon had shunpoed into appearance and raised her eyebrow, this was bound to have happened.

"WHAT THE BLUE HELL DID HAPPEN?" Mayuri screamed while staring at his now demolished invention.

"Greeny."

"Ya-huh?"

"What are you holding?"

Both Yachiru and Nel now held possession of multiple inventions from a certain somewhere. Nel held up a blueprint of the bankai machine.

"A coloring page!"

"Akon! Get the bloody blue blueprint!" screamed Mayuri frantically marching about, "We have work to do!"

"Sir, It's gone. We cannot rebuild the bankai machine."

"WHY!"

Was this a comeback for the earlier one? I hope it was :).

What to wreck havok on next?

And I still hate Bleach chapter 501... :l