What in Hades' Name!?

The Blight House, local time is 14:14.

The Blight House is the very core of the Netherworld, the epitaph of violence where weaklings could not even enter to pick up the trash. At the very center of this dark spot lies the office of the Netherworld President. Two men dressed in black were standing around waiting for something to come by. Apparently no patrols are here because the Evilection, a process where popularity is represented by power and where losing usually means death, has not started yet. Even then, there were still security checkpoints at regular intervals to deter heroes for the time being. As if on cue, some bodyguards walked out of the Netherworld President's office, with one of them holding an IPhone®. They get to a set of loudspeakers and the IPhone® guy plugs it into the sound system. With that, a song is blared throughout the entire area.

boku wa ANATA no subete o inochi ga kedemo hoshii

(I want your everything if it means risking my life)

hoka no ii kata wa naimune ga JIN JIN furue

(There's no other way to say it, my heart is throbbing)

nete mo samete ite mo yake kogarete shimai sou

(Whether I'm asleep or awake, I'm burning up for you)

isogashii kata gata wa nigawarai suru dake

(Those busy people just smile dryly)

ANATA no nani mo ka mo ni kokoro ubawareta toki kara

(Ever since that moment you stole my heart)

kataku na o tooshimasu ichizu na mama no boku

(I'll make way for my stubborn self, my sincere self)

doke doke doke mukanshin na yatsu wa doke

(Move, move, move, if you don't care the get out of the way)

yotteta katte yabo ga koi no jama o suru

(You silly fools saying hello are getting in love's way)

doke soko doke junjou no otoori da

(Move, get out of the way, a pure heart is coming through)

otoko to onna wa itsumo motome au no ga ii sa

(A man and woman should long for each other)

boku no inochi ANATA ni sasagete shimatte ii sa

(My whole life should be dedicated to you)

otoko to onna no kyori wa KOBUSHI futatsu de ii sa

(The distance between a man and woman should be two fists)

boku no inochi ANATA ni sasagete shimatte ii sa

(My whole life should be dedicated to you)

Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu

(The reason I am crying is because of tremendous regret)

Hito no toutosa yasashisa fiminijiraresou de

(Over people's merits and kindness being trampled upon)

Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte

(Those who show their strength lose their resiliency)

Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho

(And the land is deceitful, muddy, and troublesome)

Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou

(Let's grow even stronger and become tougher in our lives)

Massagu arukimasho Kaze wa mukai kaze

(Let's walk forward as the wind blows against us)

Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke

(Move, move, move, if you're feeling guilty then get out of the way)

Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose

(Shine a light on the degenerate city)

Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da

(Move, get out of the way, the truth is coming through)

Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa Kibou no uta mo aru sa

(The age of justice will come, We have a hope song too)

Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa

(My whole life should be dedicated to the world)

Doke doke doke doke jou o nakushita yatsu wa doke

(Move, Move, Move, if you're heartless then get out of the way)

Ikiru mono sabete ga ai de tsunagareru

(Everything that's alive is connected by love)

Doke doke soko doke shoujiki no otoori da

(Move, get out of the way, honesty is coming through)

ANATA no tame no boku sa kuyashi namida no mama sa

(Everything I do is for you as i cry tears of regret)

Tagiru jounetsu no boku sa yurerus kokoru no mama sa

(My passion boils as my heart trembles)

Boko no inochi ANATA ni sasagete shimatte ii sa

(My whole life should be dedicated to you)

Boko no inochi koyo ni sasagete shimatte ii sa

(My whole life should be dedicated to the world)

One of the men in black then said, "Hey, wasn't that the Cromartie High School anime's theme song, Lord Val?"

"Yes, but we really need to meet with this guy named Isidor Infernalsmith over in the slums of this netherworld," said Lord Val. "Besides, Fenrich, I am still extremely powerful ever since discovering SARDINES."

Meanwhile in the Nether Slums, Isidor and the werewolf Valerie were waiting for their contacts to arrive. Earlier the two had learned that the girl held inside the Prohibited cell was Princess Zelda, the same Zelda from Spirit Tracks®, who survived the destruction of the world of Hylia in the Wind Waker® timeline at the diabolical hands of Vaati the Wind Mage. When Vaati broke out of his Four Sword prison, he noticed that the sanctuary was flooded so he clawed his way to the surface of the water. When he got there he noticed that Hyrule was now the Great Sea. Consumed with anger, Vaati went on a rampage of destruction, destroying his home, the houses of everyone else, and all life except for those on the mountains. Aware that Vaati was loose once again, the Gorons accused the Earth Mage Archade of releasing the Wind Mage. Even though there was no way to prove Archade's guilt, the Gorons executed him anyway. That proved to be an extremely bad idea since Archade was the successor to Deman, Vaati's brother, who had died of natural causes in this timeline and appointed him as his successor. When the Wind Mage found out about the execution, he finally snapped and flat-out annihilated all life on the mountains before heading out to destroy the world. Princess Zelda survived, but ended up in the Netherworld and, fearing for her safety, the Corrupterment had ordered her imprisonment in Hades. Meanwhile during Vaati's rampage, Link was dragged through a portal opened up by three Darknuts. Back in the present, Isidor and Valerie met with their contacts that were rather amusingly, Lord Val and Fenrich. Lord Val then introduced his full name, Valvatorez while Fenrich did the same. It was after when the information that Valvatorez and Fenrich had was shared that the two found out about what was going on in the past 48 hours in this Netherworld. "This is odd, guys. We were planning on visiting New York City, so I think it would be a good idea to head there," Fenrich had said.

The newly-formed Dark Trinity Party was now in NYC, specifically the stock exchange, surveying the damage caused by the Russian invasion and subsequent battle 2 years ago in august of 2016. Obviously there were still hastily set up barricades everywhere, but they were being torn down as road crews and architect teams got to work rebuilding the city. Mass transit was still down due to tunnel collapses and the fact remained that Russian sea mines were still floating around in the depths of the harbor. The ruins of a Russian naval fleet was also at the bottom of New York Harbor, having been sunk in an elite mission carried out the United States Delta Force Team Metal, of which Derek 'Frost' Westbrook was the only man remaining in when the rest of Team Metal, Sandman, Grinch, and Truck sacrificed themselves to rescue Russian President Boris Vorshevsky in order to end a potentially long and bloody war between the United States and Russia. As the Dark Trinity Party moved around, they also noticed that it was the entire city that had been subjected to the fighting, not just the stock exchange and harbor. Valvatorez occasionally stood at attention to pay respect to those who died to end the war, but this was an otherwise depressing location.

Meanwhile inside the Netherworld President's office, the President was sitting at his desk looking at the bills that had been sent to him. Suddenly the door opened in front of him and inside came a demon wearing Shinto robes. He introduced himself as Psylos, the Thunder Emperor, and he said that he had something to say. The President that said, "State your information, for I have but one cardinal sin: Impatience." Psylos then said, "Recently it seems that Veran, the warden of Hades, disobeyed our orders to stay away from the Heavy Containment Unit and went to execute the prisoner held inside the Prohibited Cell. I suspect that one of the Ten Overlords, Marik Salikandar, ordered her to kill the prisoner and dispose of her. We also heard about a recent breakout from Nethertanamo Bay when we got word of Veran's actions. Apparently several Shadows held inside the prison broke out and escaped. Three of them bolted for the Earth nexus, but there are death squads waiting for them there. Apart from that, we found out that Isidor Infernalsmith and several other guards at Hades revolted when Veran acted. They probably thought that we had ordered the girl's death, but should they get as far as the entrance to the Blight House, we will finally be able to explain everything to them." "Alright, we will move quickly and secure the Information Bureau. It is very likely that the revolutionaries will head to attack there next in order to wrest control of the media. As for now, Thunder Emperor Psylos, I am tired and must rest. Get everyone ready to move out in six hours," said the President, his tone clearly exhausted. "Yes sir, your orders will be carried out," said Psylos as the Thunder Emperor left.