Hi, when you imagine Alfie going ballistic imagine when he saw Gemma and Billy Kissing but more funny. This is for my friend who is currently ill so get better soon! x
Alfie went completely ballistic. Even more than when he saw me and Billy kissing. "How would you like it if I kissed your best mate?" he shouted. "Well…" Gemma replied. Alfie grabbed Fran and kissed her just as the door opened and Nero walked in. "How do you like that then?" Alfie shouted. "Not very much," Nero replied cracking his knuckles. "I'm sorry," Alfie squeaked, he turned to look at Billy "It was his fault." Then he ran out of the room. "I'll go after him," Billy ran out of the door.
"I shoud probably go and find him," Bily thought to himself "but then again I don't really know if I can deal with a psychotic Alfie…" The sandwich van turned around the corner with Alfie driving it. It pulled up to the kerb. Alfie got out with a baguette in his hand and started hitting me with it. I started to run whilst trying to explain to Alfie. I kept on running down street after street until slammed straight in to someone. "Tom!" I exclaimed, "what are you doing here?". "Well it is just outside my house," he replied "I was just going out to buy some organic fruit for me and poppy. May I ask, why is Alfie chasing you with a baguette?" Tom stopped Alfie in his tracks and Alfie lunged at me. "Well Alfie and I had a bit of a misunderstanding," I tried to explain, "MISUNDERSTANDING!?" Alfie screamed, "You slept with my mum!". I sheepishly smiled at Tom.
I had been searching the streets for half an hour looking for them both. Fran and Nero, me and the girls were all in the car. "Why has Alfie run off?" Charlotte asked, "It's complicated" I replied. "But why did Alfie Kiss Fran?" asked Jess, "It's complicated" Fran growled. My phone started ringing. "Hi Gemma, it's me Jason, me and Inca were wondering if you knew where Alfie was, he's missed lots of his deliveries" just as he said this I turned round the corner and saw tom trying to stop the boys from fighting. "Oh never mind, I've found him" Jason's car was coming in the other direction. We both pulled up to the kerb. I got out of the car "You slept with my Mum!" Alfie screamed. "WHAT?!" there was a unanimous chorus.