A/N- I'm so sorry for not updating! I can't list my excuses, as my swim coach would say, "Excuses are like buttholes, they're full of crap and everyone's got one."

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My hands started to shake as I walked into the room. I looked at the clock, 9:47, ok I had almost twenty minutes till I would pass out from a sugar low. Enough time to kick some vampire ass.

"Lets get this party started!" I enthusiastically said, sounding like Alice before a 24 hour shopping spree.

"Woah, Bella what did you do? Are you on crack?" His eyes widened, like white plates with a gold center.

"Do you honestly think I, daughter of a police chief, would intake an illegal substance?"

"Good point." He turned the game system to both advanced and random songs. We were about to start when I decided to psych him out.

"Besides, knowing what I consumed, it's definitely legal." His eyes widened even more.

I beat him for the first fifteen minutes, saving my success on the playstation for living proof that I, a normal human, had beaten a vampire at something.

But, as the high wore off, I started to lose.

"Ok, I'm done!" I said after I lost the second time.

"Sore loser!" he nagged me as I slumped to the couch, melting in the cushions.

"Jazzie, you should be ashamed of your self! You lost, fair and square to a human, then when she exhausts herself, you taunt her!" Alice scolded. "And besides, we'll show everyone the tape when they get back, tomorrow."

"Noooo!" Jasper yelled. This all I heard before I passed out.

The next morning….

I woke up with a sugar-low hangover, baggy eyes, empty stomach, exhaustion, and what was this? I felt a huge bump over my top lip.

I ran to the bathroom, glancing into the mirror; and there it was, a gigantic red pimple.

"ALICE!!!!!!!!" I screamed so hard it even hurt my on ears.

She came into the bathroom in a flash. She saw my face and laughed. More voices came from Edward's room. Oh no, I would not allow the others see this, they wouldn't let me forget this for at least a century.

"No, Alice don't let them in!" she quickly bolted the door and stopped laughing.

"Ok, I won't tell anyone about this, our little secret."

For the next hour, Alice had successfully made the evil thing go down, but leaving a red dot over my lip. She tried the concealers provided, being that we were locked in a bathroom with limited resources, but they didn't work. So, we just put a Doctor Suess Band aid, I'm not sure where Edward got those, but they were the only ones provided.

"Ok, I think we can let you out now." Alice said approving of her handywork.

"Thank you so much, I owe you a lot."

"Don't worry, the recording that Rosalie taped was worth it. Oh, and he's here now." As she said this a knock came from the door.

"May I ask why my fiancé and my sister locked themselves in my bathroom? And why is Rosalie and Jasper stationed in my room?" Edward's silky voice came from the other room and a bunch of other voices, Rosalie and Jasper never left and now, probably the entire Cullen family was stationed outside of the bathroom.

"Feminine stuff, Edward, nothing you need to know." Alice answered.

"Yeah, really girlie stuff, you shouldn't be interested, now please evacuate the room guys, nothing to see." I added.

"If there wasn't anything to see, then why are you guys hiding in the bathroom?" Emmett's voice asked. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!

"Leave us alone, guys!" Alice growled.

"Come out!" They all chanted.

Alice and I devised a plan, I would cover my face with a towel and Alice would carry me to her bathroom, where she had a stock of concealer. We got ready, and Alice bolted out the door.

But they stopped her, prying me from her arms. I kept the towel over my face and my body in a tight ball.

"Ok, guys, I'll take it from here." Edward dismissed them.

As soon everyone went out, carrying a struggling Alice away, I felt Edward put a hand on my shoulder.

"Bella, what's wrong?"

"Nothing that concerns you." I said through the towel and through my knees, which were soon pried from my face.

"Everything about you concerns me. Now, told me what happened, then I'll decide if it's a matter than needs me to look at."

"Alice fixed most of it up, and she was going to finish the job in her room."

"Please?"

"Fine, I'll tell you what happened, that's it."

"We'll see about that." I sighed.

"I beat Jasper at Dance Dance Revolution last night."

"So I've heard."

"I had to consume entire grocery basket full of pixie stix, three shots of expresso, and a bottle of Vault to do it."

"What does tha- oh." He realized what I meant in mid sentence. Then he started to chuckle.

"That's it? I thought that you broke your nose or something." I lifted my head and exposed the band aid.

"Edward, you don't have enough concealer in your bathroom! And where did you get this band aid?" he started to laugh, seeing the band aid.

"Emmett got them for me, as a practical joke, after you started sleeping over here more often. You should go to Alice's to fix that up, Thing #2 doesn't fit right on your upper lip."

"A little assistance, please? There's probably a blockade of vampires in the hallway."

"Ok, I'll run you over."

Fifteen minutes later….

After Alice fixed my face we came down to the living room where Edward had gathered.

"Ladies and gentlemen" Alice announced. "We finally have a champion!" Then all of the drapes covered all of the window, leaving the room dark but the television went on (courtesy of Edward), showing Jasper and I playing DDR with our legs almost invisible, they were moving so fast.

At the end of the tape, which was me passing out of the couch, the room was in a shocking silence. Then Emmett started cheering.

"Bella, you gotta do that with me sometime!"

"No, I only use sugar for last resorts."

"Bella, you were so… not you." Edward said in a shocked voice. Evidently, Jasper, Rosalie, and Alice kept their minds shut to him about last night.

A/N- ok, I think that's enough with this story, ON 2 DA NEXT!!!