Unsual Voice

Chameleon

"The Soul Society is a place where souls from the world of the living go after a ritual called the konso is performed."

The voice came from a strange man in the doorway. "I feel very loopy." I say out loud.

"It seems the drugs are having a strange effect on the young girl. Did you hear what I said about the Soul Society?" the unusual voice asks.

"Y-yes I did, the drugs I want out of my body, they make me even weirder.
This girl has yet to ask my name or- Your name very good looking painted sir?

"Kurotsuchi. And painted" man?

"Yeah your first name talking Prince of Clowns, has anyone seen Kengo Jizo?"

It's Mayuri and who is this this Kengo Jizo?
"My sword can't miss him." I said like I'm drunk.

As a Cobra slithers by Kurotsuchi leg, heading under the bed.

Kurotsuchi picks up the red tail very "interesting;" he said bringing Kengo closer and starts inspecting. "if I were you I would put him down." I said

"Now Kurotsuchi sir whatever please unhand him he does not like his tail touched."

"Why?" he said

Kengo turns around and slithers up to his neck, everybody in the room freeze until.

"Kengo Stop, I'm In no state to help him if you bite him." I said laying back down

Dropping the snake on the bed it slithers up and goes around my neck in a defense stance.

"Thanking you for not killing me on site, you would not believe how many people tried to kill me on my way here." comes the surprisingly polite and hissy voice.

"It talks? Very unusual for a zann-"His name is Kengo you all should remember that"

As I was saying It's unusual for a sword to speak and stay manifested in this form. Came a cold voice of Kurotsuchi.

As I feel slightly feel the tension rising in captain Unohana and Kenshi.

Kenshi

"Wait, wait, wait. THAT'S your Zanpakto?" I shouted.

Apparently, I said something I shouldn't have said, because Chameleon gave me a look that would make Jack the Ripper wet himself. I looked behind me to see everyone in the room had backed up a step.

"For... the last time...'' she growled, standing up and approaching me slowly," HIS NAME IS KENGO JIZO!"

"I.I...I'll take that as a yes..." I think I really did wet myself. With a cough, I said "please excuse me" and started to leave.

As I opened the door, I heard the voice of my captain call after me. "Hold the door, Kenshi"

Captain Komamura rushed up to the door behind me. "I must leave as well." he said, and closed the door.

My captain turned towards me. "Walk with me" As we left the building, Captain Komamura asked, "what's that smell?"

I nodded and replied "that is the smell of fear, Sajin.''

Isane

I don't normally do this, it's not really my job. I'm not even sure that the Head Captain will want to hear it, considering that it came from someone who was not only ranked below me, but also from a different squad. Nevertheless, Kenshi was a good friend of mine, and if that message is important, then I'll deliver it to whoever needs it.

I ran into Captain Yamamoto's chamber and stopped to catch my breath.

"H-H-H-Head Captain!" I stutter. This is probably the first time I have ever spoken to him. "I have an urgent message to give you!''

The old man looked up from his desk.

"What is so important that you must come barging in hear and shouting? Who is this message from?" he grumbled.

I froze. Now what? The Head Captain is angry at me. Well it's too late to go back on it. I gulped.

"The message is from 7th Squad, 3rd seat Kenshi Sato, Sir. He said it was urgent."

That's it. I'm dead where I stand. I closed my eyes and expected the worst. After a few moments of silence, I open my eyes. The Head Captain appeared to be lost in thought. After about a minute, he spoke.

"Very well, Lieutenant. What is your message?" he asked calmly. What? That's surprising. "Uh, he said that you should come investigate the situation immediately. He said that the situation was just like him.

He sat in thought for a moment, and then spoke again.

"Tell all of the other Captains to meet me at the Squad 11 barracks.''

"Yes, Head Captain" I said, and started to leave.

"Wait, Lieutenant. I have one more message."

Chameleon: I TOLD YOU! *glomps Mayuri*

Mayuri: GET HER OFF OF ME!

Everyone: NO!

Kenshi: It's no use.

Isane: Why?

Kenshi: You have no idea just how much she wanted to do that.

Chameleon: I'll never let you escape…Never….

Unohana: well you must like something to get you off of him?

Chameleon: Maybe? Hey your hat it's mine!

Everyone: we are leaving.

Mayuri: my hat? It cold in here my Hat Give it Back!

Chameleon: NEVER!

Kenshi: You have blue hair!

Mayuri: Don't say a word about this or I will kill you.

Kenshi: O.o…Whatever you say sir.

Chameleon: your hair it's fluffy, and I get to keep you!*Hahaha*

Mayuri: Nemu!

Nemu: Yes master Mayuri?
Mayuri: Get her off of me now!

Nemu: I can't get here off sir. She won't move.

Mayuri: Stop pulling, me back. Wait are you biting me? So that is the slight Pinch I felt.

Chameleon: You are not going anywhere without me. *nawwwwwwwwwwww*

Mayuri: why me?

Kenshi: Because she has a problem with letting go of her obsessions…literally.

Mayuri: How very strange an obsession with me? Tell my stalker why is it me?

Chameleon: Because your awesome and Epic let's see what is there left to say ahh you're a scientist and A person who never leaves their room I love you 3

Mayuri: Well I have work to do so-

Chameleon: zzzzzzz zzzzzzz twich.

Mayuri: is she asleep? On me really. Nemu now she's asleep the grip it must have loosened.

Kenshi: Nope when she says not letting go she means not letting go for good.

Mayuri: OWWW. Her teeth are in my shoulder still. I will need stiches for that…

Chameleon: I win…*Talking in sleep.*

Kenshi: *announcer voice* Will Mayuri ever get Chameleon off of his shoulder? What was the message Captain Yamamoto had for Isane? Tune in next time to find out.