Disclaimer: The O.C. belongs to Josh Schwartz; the crazy plot belongs to me. ZOMG! I own something! LOL.

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Back in the main room, Sandy, Kirsten, Zach, Seth and Sophie sat, wondering what was going on.

Suddenly a bang came from the kitchen. "Luke what are you doing?" Summer yelled as part of the blender flew off.

"I was trying to make drinks…it didn't turn out so well…"

"Ya think," Taylor muttered.

The Nana chased the spinning part around until she finally got a grip on it. In the process knocking over a bowl of perfectly whipped cream.

Summer gasped, "Kirsten made that to put on the cake her and Soph baked."

"Sorry, sorry, I'll clean it up," the Nana reached for a couple paper towels and pulled…too bad they were covering the cake…which incidentally fell on the ground as well…all over Luke, who was attempting to wipe the whipped cream with a tissue.

"Crap," Summer murmured.

"It's okay everyone, we'll vacuum it up!" Taylor suggested. Everyone looked at her oddly.

"How do you suck up whipped freakin' cream and a chocolate cake?" Summer asked, "and even if you could do that, most of the thing is on Luke anyway," she continued.

"The stripper is still outside, I'll go get rid of her, seeing as how Ryan and Marissa obviously made plans of their own," Summer fled the scene and made her way through the main room and out to the foyer…if she could actually get there.

The woman was inside with the other male stripper and dancing to song that was playing on a boom box. Kirsten had covered Sophie's eyes and Sandy sat there mortified.

"Okay, someone tell me what the hell is going on!" Sandy ordered.

The music seemed to stop on queue and the two strippers took a seat. "No! Not on the sofa, I bought that for Ryan and Marissa. I don't want ass on it!" Summer said with frustration.

The woman shrugged and got even more comfortable.

"So, is anyone going to tell me?" Sandy asked.

Luke, Anna, the Nana and Taylor came out of the kitchen. Sandy raised his eyebrows at Lukes' state.

"Well what happened there?" Sandy chuckled.

"Just a little incident with the blender…and uh, Kirsten's cake…" the Nana said casually, trying not to bring too much attention to the scenario.

"Why are there two strippers-"

"We're actually deeply sexual performers," the drag said in a spiritual voice.

Sandy sighed then continued, "Why are there two deeply sexual performers at Ryan and Marissas' house?"

"Long story…and sadly, not one I am comfortable with sharing with the group," Seth said.

"I'll take Sophie out for a sec," the Nana said, taking her granddaughter by the hand and leading her outside.

"All right, so what happened?" Sandy asked.

"Well, the quickest way to explain, is that we hired a couple of strippers-"

The woman frowned, "Nah-uh-uh. Deeply sexual performers my child."

Seth screwed his brows, "Yeah, what she said, so we hired one for a Bachelor party for Ryan. And the girls obviously hired one for Marissa."

Kirsten cleared her throat, "I'm going to go, check on Sophie."

"Okay, mom, you do that," Seth cheered, then went serious again once she left. "The reason it's been a little – or a lot – hectic, is because," he turned his attention to the strippers, "you guys suck."

"Oh. Well we'll be off then, if you no longer require our services," the woman said, standing up and leaving. When the drag queen didn't follow, she turned around, "come on!"

"I want to stay, I'm quite hungry," he looked at Luke and winked.

Luke avoiding his gaze and got up, "I'm gonna go wash up."

"Yeah, me too. I'm," Anna looked down at herself and noticed her outfit was perfectly fine, "I'll help Luke turn on the tap."

"Look, it was really nice having you guys, but please leave already!" Seth asked of the strippers.

"No. We came here to perform…and that's what we are going to do. Hit it!" Drag dude asked the woman. She pushed play on her black boom box and started moving around the room.

"Are you sure this is stripping. I mean, isn't stripping supposed to make you horny? Personally I feel terrified," Seth stated. Sandy gave him a disturbed look.

"First off, I don't want to hear about you being horny and second off, this is pretty scary."

"Do you maybe wanna go get some pizza or something?" Taylor suggested.

"I'm game," Seth agreed. Sitting up and joining Summer, Taylor and Sandy for the small stalk to the door.

The two strippers were too caught up in their deeply sexual performing to notice they had gone.

Not long later, Anna and Luke came into the main room, looking around they noted that no one was there…except of course the two strippers who were in a world of their own.

"Should we maybe go…?" Luke said quietly.

"Yeah, lets…" Anna agreed. The pair slowly wandered to the door, trying to be as stealth as possible.

"Where do you think you're going?" Drag dude suddenly asked. Anna began to laugh and quickly slipped out the front door, leaving Luke alone.

"I, uh…Anna?"

"Oh she's gone. Looks like it's just the two of us."

The woman put on a CD and changed the song. "That's the kind of groove I'm looking for," he said to the woman.

Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us

"Oh my god…" Luke muttered as the stripper glided towards him.

"I have a feeling you'll be saying that again."

Just the two of us
Building castles in the sky
Just the two of us
You and I

"No…no, not the two of us!" Luke exclaimed.

"Oh yes…just the two of us," he said as he continued coming closer and closer to Luke.

About half an hour later, Ryan and Marissa pulled into their driveway. Coming back from a dinner at the Arches, they were not expecting what they saw when they came in the door.

Presumably a male was giving Luke a lap dance and up-beat music pumped in the background. The mortified expression on Luke's features made it extremely hard for them to suppress their laughter.

Ryan and Marissa stepped backwards and carefully closed the door again. Leaving Luke and his friend alone.

"That's not something you see everyday," Ryan commented.

Fin.

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