A/N Welcome back mortals!
I see that last chapter; Annabeth blew my cover…
I won't admit who am I though…
Anyway, last chapter…
I'll share a story…
I went to teach archery class…
Came back, and boom!
2 more reviews, followers and favorites….
So what do you learn from that?
I should teach more archery lessons…
Thanks for all the support!
I will remind Jason to give you guys a shout out…
This story is such a success…
I think we should do this twice a week…
Good idea?
I have a feeling next week, we may invite a few of our roman friends over if that is okay with you guys…
I'm going to close this note,
Enjoy the story!
MAJOR JASPER!
Jason P.O.V
Yippee! *I start throwing confetti.
*I sigh
Sorry, guys I was just being sarcastic. Piper!No, this is not an honor. I'm not going to win the no bell prize for writing this story. Even if I have dyslexia.
This is just going to give me a headache. Thanks a lot.Piper just told me, I deserve it after what I've done to her. She also said she is going to be by my side and annoy me until I finish this.
That's what girlfriends are for, right? To annoy the daylights out of their boyfriend. Ouch! She just told me she was going to get me for that. Gee, wonder what she would do to her boyfriend. Urgh!
It all happened when I woke up. Of course Jason, you don't need to write that! I'm going to italic whatever Piper says, because clearly she is going to be here until I'm finished.
So where was I? You waking up to a new hairstyle every morning. What? Oh…
Haha very funny Piper. My hair wasn't that messy! And my bed is not my hair stylist. Uh huh.
You know what? I'm going to ask Chiron to assign you the task of writing this, next time. You try.
So, Chiron knocks on the cabin door, well because he can't come in. I open the door, (People always forget to write open the door) and I go out. Jason you don't have to write exactly what you did! You don't have to say I took a step with my right foot then my left. I breathed. I looked up. You don't have to do that!
Oh… That would be cool wouldn't it? You would put them to sleep.
True…
"Jason? You have to responsibility to write this, choose the story," Chiron coughed. "Cough Good Luck Cough. And give a shout out to everyone who contributed to this story,"
"Isn't this supposed to be on Saturday?"
"Well, I got so many reviews that we could go on for like a year! So, we better do this twice a week,"
"Oh, that's nice…"
"Oh, and you also have to responsibility to find everyone," And just like that, he gallop- Wait, I shouldn't say that, Leo and Hazel already did that. Let's go with, he ran away. As in, ran away in the sunset, or in this case sunrise.
*Jason starts singing. For the first time in forever! Piper is speechless!
Shut up. I wrote on your page, how you start to sing. And the lyrics.
Oh my gods. I just realized I don't have an eraser! Haha! Piper can you get me an eraser? No, I'm too lazy. And hurry up, 100 people already closed the page. You are rambling too much. I think you already wrote 400 words. And you haven't even gotten to the juicy part.
Can I have a juicy hamburger? *Piper face palms.
Piper's right I better get going. Finding everyone wasn't really hard…
Note the sarcasm?
Piper was still sleeping… (Like sleeping beauty) Ha, made you blush Piper. Why did you write that? Can you get me an eraser so I can erase that? No
Annabeth was reading a book.
Percy was by the canoe lake.
Hazel was still sleeping. (Not like sleeping beauty)
Frank was playing with the bunnies… No comment there
Leo was making hamburger for breakfast. He claims that he was going to sell them on his website.
I gathered everyone and we sat outside. I grabbed a bucket just in case. You are lucky you got a bucket or else we were going to be in serious trouble… Not that it would happen… If you didn't pick the ship…
Ha!
"Chiron said he was very proud to have a good discussion," I started. "Want to start with the reviews?" Everyone nodded.
Blackbirdsroses3
I really like your idea and the story is so fun to read :)) I want them to talk about Percy/Apollo stories, though I like the pairing. But it will be just hilarious to read what they say about this ship and about Percy being gay. Anyways, you do a great job and I hope you'll update soon :3
"I like his moustache," Leo commented.
"Really that's all you have to say?" Piper asked. Leo shrugged. I like his moustache. Really Jason?
Percy was, speechless.
"Didn't I tell them not to ship me?" Percy demanded. Hazel swallowed nervously. She seemed nervous. Of course dummy! You just said she swallowed nervously! But, I felt like it okay Piper? I don't have an eraser!
"Well, maybe they think your reaction is funny," Hazel replied nervously. Please, Piper no comments. I have something… Just realized this. Why are we writing it out? What, are we going to like write it with our toes?
No I meant, shouldn't we be typing this?
Oh... now that you mentioned it… And about the eraser incident, couldn't you cross it out and write over it? No, this is a good copy, I don't scribble out stuff.
Wow, Jason just wow. I'm awesome right? Only when you are not annoying which is most of the time. I felt the burn on that one. And I don't understand, how did you not make one mistake? Everything is perfect!
Uh, I don't know… Oh, you don't want to tell them? You write 1 word per 30 secs! Shush Piper! You ruined my secret.
Please go on in the story.
Lord of Potatoes (You just reminded me I'm hungry)
I'm really liking this fic! :)
"Why thank you," Annabeth said.
Suggestions:
"Dun, dun, dun!" Leo announced dramatically.
Leo/Nico because I toTALly don't ship it, right... Heh...
"I shouldn't have said anything," Leo muttered.
"I'm glad Leo admitted that he says too much," Frank said.
"Isn't this another gay fic?" I ask. You are owning Captain Obvious! Shut up.
"No, of course not Jason, Nico is a girl and I'm a boy. Of course it is a gay fic!" Leo answered.
"Nico a girl… That's a wrong image," I say back. Your brain is wrong or something.
Jason/Percy since Jason isn't getting enough torture- I mean attention.
"Ha, yes finally someone agrees!" Percy pointed out.
"What?" I ask because I was confused.
"You finally can get some torture!" I shook my head. Please stop Piper, shaking my head is important!
"As if I'm going to pick myself,"
Percy/Thalia because she's a hunter of Artemis
"I'm beginning to think, someone wrote something on the last article," Percy said suspiciously. Annabeth snorted.
"Yeah, if you can read it,"
"Thanks Annabeth for your support!"
Piper/Annabeth since I'm lazy and that was the first ship I thought of. Don't give me that look Piper. I really hate you for the choice you made. I love you too Pipes. Just a side note, Piper doesn't mean that… Nobody can resist my kisses. Ow! And I can't resist her punches.
"Wait what?" Annabeth yelled.
"Um, it says Annabeth/Piper," Hazel answered. "Do you need glasses?"
"Thanks Lord of Potatoes, for giving me image in my head that I never wanted," Piper thanked. And to say I have a dirty mind. Hey! Boom, I got slapped once again.
Livliv04
OMFG I love this! maybe do a piper/Annabeth
"Really another one?" Annabeth glared suspiciously at Hazel.
"Did you tell them to vote Piper/Annabeth?"
"No, I did not!" Hazel squeaked.
omfg that would be hilarious! Anyway, loving the book YOU NEED MORE UPDATES!
Oh no. Great, now more writing for us. I really love these mortals. You need to work on your sarcasm.
It would be cool if u could do like the persons POV it is, is the persons ship like maybe percy would pick himself cos thats like a percy thing (ego grows bigger! :) ). Love it xxx
"Ego?" Percy asked confused.
"Self-esteem," Annabeth defined.
"Self-esteem?"
"Ego,"
"It means self-importance," Frank interrupted.
"I won't ask,"
"And another thing, three kisses?" Leo pointed out.
"Wow, three!" Percy exclaimed.
"Where's the hug?"
I want a hug. After when you've done. Aww, please? You sound like Percy. And how do you know? Annabeth told me. Ha, ha, that's pretty funny… I think you just confused most of the readers.
Guest
Do ChironxJason
It would be Thalico Or Jeyna
"I'm pretty sure, Percy, that they stole the ship you said and replaced my name with yours," I said suspiciously.
"I don't even think there is Jason/Chiron fic!" Hazel blurted.
"Thalico would be nice, but Jenya no," Piper proclaimed. Percy raised a finger.
"This sounds like that someone is jealous," Annabeth punched Percy.
"Don't start this again, I don't want another trick review,"
Lugiaman14
I'm finding this story amusing thus far, and I look forward to more of it in the future. Perhaps a ReynaXNico or AnnabethXPiper story?
"Another Annabeth/Piper fic?" Annabeth demanded. Hazel seemed to shrink in her seat.
"What is this? People teaming up on us?" Piper said angrily. Wow. Don't say anything. Piper complimented me. Well, more like threaten me.
Take the focus off Percy for a bit, he gets too much attention as it is.
"Yes! Finally, someone agrees!" Percy started jumping around like he was on fire.
"I wouldn't say anything if I were you," Frank warned.
"Yeah, that is what happened to me," Leo agreed.
Or if we must continue to torture Percy, how about one of my favorite ships that I practically never see, like PercyXHestia. That ought to get him squirming in his seat.
Percy squirmed in his seat. He was actually sitting on the bench. It was like he knew Percy was sitting down.
Finally, you say he. But, I think it is a she. Piper, his username is Lugiaman14. It says MAN. Oh, well at least you didn't call them an it. Why do you have to bring this up? Oh, stop smirking.
Leo smacked Percy on the back, when Percy started to sit straight. It would be hard to smack someone on the back when there back is on the seat. Jason we already have this conversation before! People don't care whether he sits straight or not. You will bore them to death.
Well, doctors may care, they don't want a slouching grown man. You're missing the main point Jason.
"Welcome to the club man," Leo said.
"And to think someone has agreed with me," Percy whined.
"It's okay to cry Percy, it's a natural thing," Annabeth teased.
"Don't encourage me,"
At that time, I was thinking another god/Percy. At least it is not like gay stuff. I'm pretty sure you made that up. I mean how can you remember or think about that time you were thinking about something?
I'm going to ignore that comment. You're tempting me to cross things out.
Icegirl2702
Great story! I agree with caleorocks!
"Wait who?" Annabeth wondered.
"The one who wanted Percy/Calypso so that you and Leo can get 'jelly'" Frank informed.
"Oh right how can I forget?"
Perlypso would be great! Or maybe Thalia and Leo Cos then Artemis would kill him!
"We have some brutal mortals here!" Percy warned. Leo's eyes were open.
"First of all, how does people know I had a crush on Thalia? And after I admitted I had a crush, it vanished! I found true love elsewhere!"
But don't kill him please his my fav charecter!
"That's important. Don't kill Leo!" Leo shouted so that everyone can hear him. You know what's weird? You haven't spoken anything for a while. Oh, I was thinking. I'm guessing you have written 2100 words and yet, we have not yet gotten to the part where you choose the ship! In other words, we are not even done the reviews. That's because we are too busy arguing?
Or solango Cos they make a cute couple. Or maybe Brason? That would be hilarious. Anyway, please update soon!
"Brason?" I asked.
"Jason/Brick." Piper confirmed. Stop laughing Piper.
"I what?" Because at that time I was horror struck.
"Why am I in love with a brick?"
"Maybe because the brick keeps knocking you out, and people are thinking that the brick is giving you a one-ton kiss?"
"That's creepy,"
If you ask Chiron to make me write the next one, I'm going to do Brason. What? No! Yes, I am. I'm currently groaning. I'm sure I can change her mind.
Penny Lu
That was maybe even more hilarious than the first one! It just gets better and better!
"Wait Hazel is funnier than me?" Leo whined. Hazel put her hands on her hip and muttered,
"Boys are so immature,"
Also you should post a few ships with the same character in a row so the character would be like "why. Why is it always me, gods!".
"That's me, that 'character'" Percy gave in.
Or a few ships with all different characters in the ship and one of the 7 hasn't been in a ship yet. Maybe Jason or better yet leo never got put in a ship yet and they get really jealous like "doesn't anybody want me?".
That's going to change if I'm writing the next one. You are not serious are you? I know how to counter it! Tell the readers not to vote for Brason.
You know if you haven't chosen that ship, I would have chosen Reyna/Nico.
I couldn't resist Percy.
I have no comments on that.
Oh and next do nico x Reyna or nico x will. Whichever.
Once again great story I'll be looking foward to the next one!
` "Yay, the reviews are over!" Percy cheered.
"You should be happy, if we write better, than the next few chapters it will be super long," Annabeth said.
"Don't jinx it!"
"Guys we still have to do the favorites and the followers," I basically ruined the moment.
Favorites: Blackbirdsroses3, livliv04, Lord of Potatoes
Followers: Blackbirdroses3, livliv04, Lord of Potatoes, 88wiseowls
Yay we are finally done, and we are at a quarter of 10000 words.
I hate math Piper.
"So Jason, it is your turn to choose the ship," Leo swept his arms as if addressing me to a restaurant. Good description?
I walked out into the open. Suddenly Percy tapped my shoulder. How did you know that? Oh…
"Look man, can I talk to you?" I nodded. Percy sat down beside me. No Piper you are not saying anything.
"Do you have any idea of what ship you are going to do?" I shook my head.
"Well, can I give you my idea?" I nodded.
"I think Annabeth and Piper deserve some revenge," I didn't do anything because I was confused at that time.
"Think about it, I think 5 people? 5 people or maybe less, I don't know, I can't remember, wanted Annabeth/Piper."
"Wouldn't Piper get revenge?"
"No, I hope not," You better hope Percy.
So, Percy walked away. Guys! I saved your lives! I clamped my hand over Piper's mouth, she now can't insult my writing! And, if you are wondering, I'm writing with one hand.
Oh gods, she managed to break free. Did I mention that was a song? Break free. (Is it?)
Oh my freaking gods Jason! Why did you clamp my mouth, I was asking if you wanted a hamburger!
Oh really?
No of course not *blarp I was going to tell you to please stop writing all these unnecessary stuff.
Oh, the blarp guys, is that my girlfriend said a word…
Um, anyway, Piper is not really mad… She can't really get revenge.
Oh yeah? Write I can't resist my girlfriend.
I can't resist my girlfriend.
Hehe, and luckily you won't erase anything, or cross anything.
Good job, Piper, I'm now embarrassed for dear life.
I could figure that out, you are bright red!
So, at that moment (In the story!) I made up my mind, I was convinced by Percy, that I will do Piper/Annabeth.
Oh, I thought you were not that gullible.
Is that an insult?
So, I arrived back with the gang. Percy was eyeing me making sure I did his um, that doesn't really make sense. No, Piper I'm not crossing that out! Let's start this again. Percy was eyeing me suspiciously, scanning me to see if I understood what he said.
"So, um guys," I started nervously. That time I wasn't sure what Piper would have thought. Oh I was mad and creeped out all right.
"We are going to do- "
"Spit it out," Annabeth said impatiently.
"Uh- "
"Jason!"
"Piper/Annabeth, Pipabeth?" Everyone seemed perfectly fine with that. I'm serious.
Sorry, I pulled a Leo. I think Leo is going to sue you.
Um, anyway back to the story, there reaction was the complete opposite. Well, except for Percy. He stood there grinning like a crazy person. Annabeth stood up and slapped him. I think it was harder than Piper's one. As she did the same to me.
I could do harder ones. Yeah, not sure that I would want that.
Honest time….
This took practically forever to find one.
I got down so low (the reviews) I just was looking for Piper/Annabeth fic.
Ahem, the first one.
When a Wise Girl Goes to War by Takara Phoenix
Set between "Lost Hero" and "Mark of Athena" - my 'ultimate oneshot', as I want to call it, because it explains why all my stories set 'post MoA' have such a big crew and the pairings it has. So, take a look at how a kind of lovesick Annabeth tries to deal with holding camp together, planning a journey and missing her best friend! Piper/Annabeth femslash
I really hate you for this. Didn't you already say that?
"This wasn't really as bad as I thought it was," Piper said.
"Yeah, I thought it was… Um" Annabeth started.
"Let's just say it is not the best way to get pregnant," Percy mimicked.
"Shut up,"
"Guys do you realize that this chapter is 7000 words long, and it is only 1 chapter," Frank realized. Keep writing detail by detail and we may reach that. Hey! It's hard writing a lot.
"I think I'm going to do one more, if we can't find one I'm going to make my own summary," I commanded.
"Oh gods, Jason," Piper muttered.
Good news guys! I found one. Bad news, I um got a little curious and read it out loud to them…
Shared Greif by Takara Phoenix
"Her again?" Piper asked.
"Yeah," I agreed.
They're both pining after the Big Heroes, but if you cross those heroes out of the equation, perhaps it gets the girls even happier. Piper/Annabeth femmeslash
"Okay, I'm confused," Annabeth stated. Which for a fact, means that we are all confused.
I nodded.
"Okay, I'm going to read it,"
"NO!" Piper and Annabeth screamed.
I read it. Well, Piper and Annabeth covered their ears…and glaring at me the whole time.
I could tell they could hear it.
After the story, Piper threw up. There Piper I said it. You made me embarrassed.
Main point? I'm a good boyfriend. And, Piper and Annabeth kissed…
Which is weird.
Didn't I tell you before the story that you wouldn't tell them?
Oops, but it was fun watching you blush.
You are so dead Jason Grace.
...0. :3 ...0.0.0.
Like my moustache?
XD
Oh so sorry, that was the last words of Piper Mclean. I flew the cabin. I quickly kissed her, then flew. Yeah, I'm hiding…in a tree.
Writing the last few words.
Hmm, I almost forgot to add one more thing, I decided to do one last one… (Percy's request)
Of Love and Intelligence by PerfectPassion
Life is hard, and love is even harder. For Piper McLean, the latter is especially true. Between her ex living in her apartment building (not to mention attending her university), her lesbian enemies, and her crush on an intelligent, straight girl, it seems both life and love is going to get a whole lot worse . . . and more interesting.
"I have no comments on this one," Piper commented groggily.
"They call girl/girl interesting!?" Annabeth demanded.
"It's okay Wise girl, I'm not going to leave you," Percy tried to calm her down.
"You better, I don't want to date Piper," Annabeth shuddered.
"Yeah, sparky me neither," Piper added as an afterthought. "That's um *beeeeeeeeeeep!" Leo rubbed his hands.
"Yes, and the bleepinator works! I built especially for this moment when someone decides to swear,"
"That's the most *beeeeeeeeep thing I ever seen in my *beeeeeeep life,"
"Yes it works," Leo grinned proudly. Suddenly, Annabeth looked at Piper and nodded.
"If, Piper or me, is writing this next time, boys beware…" The boys gulped. "Because we are getting revenge,"
Yay I'm done! Still in a tree here. I have to come down sooner or later. Face the punches. I'll let you know if I survive. That also means that I have to ask Chiron if Piper can write this, don't worry I'm positive you guys can get me out of trouble….
(Hopefully…I'm praying to Fortuna right now)
Have a nice day, hope I survive
-Jason Grace
A/N Sorry guys! This was supposed to go on Wednesday, but Jason took so long. His excuse was like Piper beat me up, I didn't have an eraser!
So, I received this on Saturday, the day when they have to discuss again. He delivered this to me and his exact words were,
"Can Piper write next? She is enjoying herself too much,"
Ahh, the moment of being young. So, anyway I got this, not typed. NOT TYPED. So, I typed this. After this author note, I'm going to congratulate Jason for writing exactly 3800 words. The most so far.
Next chapter is going to go on up on Wednesday (Tuesday) If, I can receive the document in time. Did I mention the romans are coming over?
If, not it will up on Saturday.
As Jason mentioned, more reviews=longer chapter. No wonder why this chapter is so long.
Here are some things to review.
Ships
Stories
Things you like
Things you hate.
I have nothing else to say…
So, have a nice day
-Bobo2015 out