xD Sorry for taking so long. I've been busy. Worrying about everyone and stuff. Okay okay, enough excuses on with the Story!

Disclaimer- I don't own anything in this story, except for my own words. YAY!

Warnings- Swearing and just a bit of Yaoi Fluff. XD


Everything was quiet in central. Havoc was not smoking, Hughes was not showing anyone Elysia's pictures, and even Mustang was working. Well that was until the familiar voice of the Full Metal Alchemist floated down the hallways.

"For the last time, shut up!" He exclaimed, slamming the door open to the offices and marching in. A suit of armor followed him. Now if you didn't know this suit of armor is actually Edward Elric's younger brother. It obviously didn't show, since Ed was way shorter then the suit of armor.

Hawkeye cast the boys a fierce glare, as almost everyone looked up from their desk to see what the boys were talking about.

"But Niisan. Your hair!" The suit of armor exclaimed, barely hidden laughter coming out as well. Ed growled.

"I know! I know!" He exclaimed, marching past the desks and into the Colonel's office, slamming the door behind him.

Roy glanced up surprised at Ed, and nearly managed not to burst out laughing.

"What's so funny, colonel?" Ed growled, daring Mustang to say anything about his hair.

Roy swallowed the laughter that threatened to come out of his mouth. "Wha-" He cut himself off, glaring at the shut door. Laughter could be heard coming from behind the door. "What happened to your hair?" He finally questioned.

Ed glared.

Flashback-

"Al. I don't think there's anything here..." Ed said, staring around the paint factory.

"Neither to I Niisan" Al answered.

Just as he said that, a loud growl came from behind a wall of paint.

Al screeched, scrambling over to his brother, and in the process knocking down many paint cans. A metal paint can landed on Ed's head, splitting open, and spilling bright red paint all over his head.

Ed stood there for a moment silently, before slowly pulling off the can. Red paint dripped down his face. "Al... Just so you know... that was just a puppy" Ed said, struggling to keep his calm. And this is why Ed's hair… is red.

End Flashback-

Roy resisted the strong urge to laugh, as the red haired boy tossed a file onto his desk, and settled down in a chair. "You know... I think red hair suits you" Were Roy's words, as he slid from behind the desk, settling down next to Ed.

He played with the red strands, and Ed snorted, looking at him with amber eyes. "I think you should dye your hair blonde, Mustang. Then we would match." He said. "Well as soon as this damn paint comes off." He added.

"I'm happy with my own hair color thank you very much." Roy answered.

"We'll have to fix that, now won't we?" The Fullmetal Alchemist said.