Kuroko no Basket: The New Teammate.
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Author: Konnichiwa again. I've been busy in my high school life and also handling few of my annoying cousins..
Nami: Koni Koni! :D (via pm)
Author: ...one of them is here...Ra hates me...
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Author: Dear Ra...Nami...we have talked about intruding in my fic...yes?
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Author: ok... Then why are YOU here?!
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Author: Ok, you don't cause no harm. I agree with you on that..
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Author: BUT that doesn't mean you can just come in here like you own my fic because you don't! Now get out!
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Author: ... Anyways, enjoy the chap.
lWarning: launguage, OCs. Stalking.l
llDisclaimer: I don't own Kuroko no Basuke nor it's charactersll
Chapter 3: Convincing Natsumi (Plan B: Gathering Info)
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*Seirin's Gymnasium*
Seirin had agreed to gather in the gym to discuss their plan about Natsumi, of course, Kuroko wasn't in their side since he chose to do it in his way, in which he successfully had earn himself a point and Natsumi's trust.
"Ok, this is what we gotta do. Listen up! We don't want to miss this chance to get Natsumi to join us!" said Riko, hands on her hips as she look at every face in front of her.
"Coach, I know this just sounds a bit mean but... we can't just force Natsumi-kun to join us.." Furihata started, Mitobe agreeing with him while the others just nodded.
"We are not forcing him. We are just convincing him." corrected Riko.
"Riiiight..." muttered Furihata in which he earned himself a slap on the head from his coach. "Yeow!"
"Wait, but aren't we suppose to get to know him a bit so we could convince him?" suggested Kawahara, holding his hands up to stop the commotion.
"That's what I was gonna say!" exclaimed Furihata, waving his arms around. Their captain just facepalm while Teppei was smiling way too brightly, Mitobe trying to calm Furihata as Kagami just dribbled the basketball in his spot, not interested in their plan.
"How exactly are we going to gather his profile if we don't have a resource for us to gather it?" Fukuda asked, rubbing the back of his neck as he watched the faces of his teammates ponder on what he just pointed out.
"He got a point. We need a resource to do the job!" exclaimed Teppei happily in which Riko jumped up and kicked him on the back. "Uff!"
"Are you saying that you're too lazy to get it yourself?!" barked Riko, Teppei just smiled back at her, getting on her nerves.
"No... I'm saying that I know just the right source to gather that info." Teppei smiled very brightly, in which had put the team to sweat-drop at that. That smile must have had them feel a shudder run down their spines.
"Wait...you don't mean...?" Hyuuga started in which Teppei still kept his smile plastered on his face.
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*Standing In Front Of The Natsumi Mansion, 1:08PM*
"... I still think this is a bad idea.." said Hyuuga who looked at the big porcelain, marbled mansion. Furihata was gaping at it's pure dignity of a man's vow to the snow. Mitobe had his eyes wide while Kawahara just kept commenting about it's size and how fine it was. Izuki and Kagami were just speechless. As for their coach, well, she had big hearts in her eyes as she clasped her hands together.
"I'll definitely marry any of the Natsumi members" said Riko, dreamily. The whole Seirin team sweat-drop at that.
"Well, there's only four Natsumi members." added Teppei, pulling out a sheet of paper that contained Natsumi Suyanai's profile.
"Four? Just only four?! You got to be kiddin! This mansion is fucking huge!" exclaimed Kagami, had no other choice but to come along with his teammates.
"Well, it just says he has three family members he lives with. His dad, Natsumi Ruushiro, and twin brothers. Natsumi Saichi and Natsumi Soichu. However, the Natsumi twins... supposedly in this document says that they both have vision problems but they were not specific of what type though." said Teppei. Just as either of them were to speak, they heard a car engine nearby and saw the front gates of the mansion open. They all turn around to see a white limousine there, right behind them as the driver was hesitating about going around the group of teenagers when his owner got out of the limousine. "S-Sir!"
"Who are you all to dare to block a Natsumi family member's path of comfort?" asked an what look like an early 25 year old man who was wearing a white suit with white shiny shoes. High cheek bones with pale skin, golden eyes and red short hair that appear to be silky. The man had a stern look as he surveyed the group. "Well?"
"Uhm, well you see...we are Natsumi's friends! Yeah!" said Furihata, cowering at the man's stern look directed at him. 'Yikes! He's worst than my grandma's words!'
"Suya-chan's friends?" the man looked thoughtful for he just stood there, looking at the sky in wonder. "Nope. Never seen any of your faces around my Suya-chan." again, the red-haired man gave them that stern look. "So, explain yourselves because I'm not letting any of you in my mansion only to stalk my Suya-chan."
"Well, you see here, Sir Natsumi." Teppei started as he bow in respect who the other nodded. "We came here for more information about your son, Natsumi Suyanai. As for the reason, we got interested in him since we-"
"Interested in Suya-chan? What type of interest..." Ruushiro sternly said, his golden eyes narrowing.
"A positive interest, no need to worry" smiled Teppei in which Ruushiro nodded firmly. "Our interest was that, we heard he got transfered yesterday and since we heard a lot from him in sports magazines, we wanted to get to know him more since he refused to share his experiences in sports with us, his friends."
"Hmmm. I see.." Ruushiro nodded as his gaze soften a bit. "Well, come in. I'll answer your questions, even demonstrate. And yes, I do agree that my Suya-chan refuses to speak about his experiences." added Ruushiro as he motioned for them to follow him.
"Do you know the reason why?" asked Riko as she walked beside Ruushiro, at his right.
"Maa, it's a long story but I'll cut it short. Well, since the time his twin brothers, Saichi and Soichu, lost their ability of their vision due to some sports in which they faced cruel opponents who played dirty, Suya-chan lost his will to play those two sports that had cause both of his twin brothers' terrifying accidents." Ruushiro explained as they crossed the garden full of white, beautiful roses. Rows and rows of white roses were both on either side of the granite pathway that lead toward the double doors of the mansion in which a butler was waiting for them.
"What had caused both the twins' loss of vision, Natsumi-san?" asked Riko again, although she knew it was a question she shouldn't had asked as Ruushiro stopped for a moment, stooping the group as well. "Pardo-"
"Saichi, he loved to play soccer. It was his passion as he always went to every practice, every game, and every meeting he had to go. He has an unique way of playing soccer in which he amazed his teammates and the school's principal. But during that rainy day, he had a game to play. Against an tough opponent but he didn't care as long as he and his team tried their very best and at least win the game. A that very moment, when he tried to pass the ball, he was shoved harshly in which he fell forward. As he fell, the ball was rolling in front of his face and was about to get up when a foot made an horrifying impact on his temple that sent him sprawled on the muddied grass.."
The butler opened the double doors for them to enter while bowing and offering for their sweaters to be hanged with their duffle bags as well. They thanked the butler and handed their sweaters and duffle bags as a maid came and offered them comfortable shoes for them to wear while they followed Ruushiro to the living room. Ruushiro mentioned them to take a seat while he continued where he left off.
"We took Saichi to the emergency since the blood couldn't stop flowing out of his temple. He stayed there for 4 months, in a state of coma from that blood loss. During the first days, the doctor had told us that they had diagnosed that Saichi had lost his vision because of the impact to his temple. At that news, Suya-chan threaten the doctor to let him stay or he'll take care of his brother himself. So the doctor let him stay in the hospital, in Saichi's room and beside his brother. He refused to go home with me and Soichu whenever we went to visit and each passing day, there was no signs of Saichi waking. During those days, Suya-chan isolated himself from society. Since my three sons are very popular for their unique talents, reporters wanted to interview him about Saichi's career, life style and how Saichi will manage through.
Suya-chan had snapped at them to leave his family alone or he won't respond right at that instant. Of course, due to his height and dark aura he somehow had carried or produced, sent the reporters wailing away. Those four months had been stressful for me and Soichu but for Suya-chan... it had been helpless and despair. We would found him there, next to Saichi, holding his hand as Suya-chan slept stressfully. His hair had gotten a bit longer since Saichi had it long-"
"That explains why he keeps it long..." murmured Kagami. Ruushiro had fire in his golden eyes as he stood up, sending the love seat a bit back.
"Do not insult nor question his hair! It's pure softness and pure silky than a white bird's feathers! And it took those four months for it to grow and another four and a half months for it to grow fully longer!"
"Who said I was insulting it?! I mean, it's too dam-"
"Kagami, calm down. And watch your mouth too you idiot" whispered Hyuuga who clamped his hand over Kagami's mouth to cut him short.
"Ah, Natsu-kun does have such a beauty of hair-" Teppei started to comment when Riko pushed him aside. "uff!"
"Kiyoshi, you had said enough so no need to embarrass yourself further..." mumbled Riko as she retracted her hand while Teppei rubbed his shoulder from where she had aimed. Ruushiro stared at Riko in shock although it didn't clearly showed on his face, his eyes were just wide. "Um, something wrong Ruushiro-san?"
"Such a violent young lady.." Ruushiro commented, making the whole group laugh at that while Riko blushed furiously in embarrassment.
"Oh she's violent alright!" said Teppei in which he was slapped on his face by Riko's hand "Ouch!"
"Take a note of that as an example" said Kagami in which he was about to get slapped if it weren't for two different voices interrupting the commotion.
"Papa! We're back!"
"Old man, get your lazy ass here and greet us!"
"The hell?" questioned Kagami as Ruushiro sulked in a corner at the mention of 'old man'. "Who are they?"
"Saichi and Soichu. Soichu is the most innocent while Saichi had became a total opposite..." cried Ruushiro which made the whole group sweat-drop.
"Papa! You have guests?" asked a teenage boy who walked in. The boy was about 178 cm tall with red long hair tied in a loose ponytail with bangs framing his face, accompanied with a bright smile that out shines the sun's. But a white long bandage covered his eyes in which left the group question.
"Guests? We never accept any! You damn old man! Explain this before I tell on Suya-oniisan!" Marched in a look alike of the first one. Same red, waist-length hair, in which was swaying loosely while bangs framed his beatifically sculptured face. He look the same height as the other but also looked a bit more menacing by how he's dressed. He, too, had a white long bandage covering his eyes like the other.
"Now, now Saichi. Behave when we have guests-"
"Do you think Suya-oniisan would like people here other than us and the employees?!" snarled Saichi, marched right up his father's face. "Explain why these people are here?!" The Seirin team were scared out of their skin when they saw how Saichi pin-pointed where his father was standing.
'Is that even normal?!' thought Furihata, very scared out of his mind.
'How the hell he can do that?' thought Kagami,sweat-dropping at the scene in front of him. 'Hey, that Saichi guy has the balls to talk back to his own guardian?'
'He must have a skill to even do that. Yes, the five senses in a human body. Taste, Vision, Touch, Hear and Odor.. In his state, he might not use taste, vision, odor and maybe touch... So that leaves-' thought Riko.
'Hearing. The ability to hear. Attachment to sound while he receives the message and pin-point where it's coming from. Although there is a disadvantage which is distance.' Hyuuga thought, frowning further while trying to solve the situation.
'If distance does not bother him, then it has something to do with mastering that ability only than the other four senses.' Izuki concluded in his mind, nodding.
'That's waaaaaay creepy! How can someone who can't use vision, use only hearing?! That will unbalance the senses! I'm so scared now!' thought Furihata as he cried rivers of tears while Mitobe comforted him, well tried.
"Saichi! Don't raise your voi-" Ruushiro started.
"I can do what I want! Get these people out! They'll upset Suya-oniisan!" barked Saichi, fisting the front collar of Ruushiro's white suit.
"Upset him?" asked Kagami. Saichi look directly at him which set Kagami was sweat-dropping non-stop.
"Yes, upset! You guys have the balls to even come after Suya-oniisan-"
"Saichi! These are Suya-chan's frie-"
"Friends? Suya-oniisan having friends? Don't make me laugh, old man!" snarled Saichi.
"Wait, Natsu-kun despises people or what?" asked Teppei. Saichi look from Kagami, who the poor guy kept sweat-dropping non-stop, to him.
"He doesn't, he just envies them. He would never consider anyone a friend! He even says it's useless to have such thing!" barked Saichi.
"Then he maybe had you filled up with lies-" Kagami started
"Oniisan never lies! He is perfect as a fair glass of silver! You dare bite your thumb behind my oniisan's back?!" Saichi was fuming in which Kagami had backed out.
"Bite thumb?" asked Riko.
"It's a way of saying 'throw insult'. He got that line from Romeo and Juliet play." explained what the other might be Soichu.
"Soichu! You dare defy thy name of our oniisan?!" Saichu turned his red-head to his twin's direction.
"No, of course not dear niisan. But it is rude to lash your anger at guests." Soichu shook his head.
"But is rude of them to prey on Suya-oniisan and even bite their thumb-"
"Father, Saichu, Soichu, I'm safely guarded." came in Natsumi's voice, stopping Saichi's tantrum.
"Dear Oniisan! Allow me to embrace you with welcoming presence of good care and love!" said Saichi, forgetting the others as he ran towards Natsumi's voice.
"Oniisan! How was school?" Soichu, too, followed the source of the voice.
"Maa, Saichi and Suya-Chan really do like Romeo and Juliet lines-" Teppei started.
"Saichi only loves that play since Suya-Chan has his way of saying things from the old modern English lines back then." explained Ruushiro.
"What happened to Soichu?" asked Kawahara who was unusually silent throught out the commotion.
"Soichu had the same accident as Saichi but in basketball. One of the opponents had fallen on him, jabbing their elbow down to Soichu's temple."
"What?!" the whole group exclaimed. 'Even basketball?!'
"Hey, don't forget about my injury here and Kagami's sprains from the last Winter Cup." said Teppei in which the group remembered those previous matches. "Oh and don't ever forget what could almost had happened if Kuroko didn't moved o-"
"We get it already!" snapped Hyuuga, veins popping in his forehead while Teppei smiled at him. 'This guys never seems to stop smiling... Probably it got stuck like that..'
"Man, even basketball gets rough.." commented Fukuda as he shook his head.
"I think you all very know my reason so why are you all here? Came to get an autograph?" asked Natsumi as he entered the living room, startling others.
"Or a friendly meeting?" suggested Soichu, holding Natusmi's arm for guidance.
"Ooooor... came here to bother our Oniisan?!" Saichi grumbled, holding Natsumi's other arm for guidance too.
"Saichi-niisan, they have no intention to bother Oniisan." defended Soichu in which the group sighed in relief.
"Che! Don't defend them!"
"Saichi, Soichu. Please don't argue.." mumbled Natsumi who scowled at their bickering in which both stopped arguing immediately.
"Yes Onii-san!" Soichu smiled.
"k'ay!" grinned Saichi as Natsumi guided them toward his father and the group.
"Sorry for that, Suya-chan. Come here to give your papa a hug!" said Ruushiro, with arms open wide for a hug.
"No way! Why would he hug an old geezer like you?!" scoffed Saichi, stopping Natsumi.
"Saichi-niisan, that's very cruel." said Soichu, frowning.
"Che!" Saichi snorted.
Ruushiro had tears in his eyes, a pout on his handsome face as he still held his arms toward Natsumi who was hesitating. "Suya-chan?"
"Ugh... Not in front of them..." mumbled Natsumi in which the group were laughing.
"Don't be shy! You do got that from your mother alright!" laughed Ruushiro.
"Hey, I got pride from you.. So don't back fire." said Natsumi while walking toward his father's open arms.
"Oi! Onii-san! Where you go?!" asked Saichi as he hold onto Soichu's hand.
"Onii-san?" questioned Soichu.
"Ah, Saichi, Soichu-"
"Got-cha~" exclaimed Ruushiro while he hugged his beloved son.
"L-Let go.." Natsumi scowled as the Seirin team laughed.
"Neh, Natsu-kun y-" Teppei started.
"Don't call me that.." frowned Natsumi, in Teppei's head he thought it was a cute pout.
"Don't call Onii-san like that!" objected Saichi.
"..." Soichu couldn't contain his smile and giggles at the mentioned person.
"Natsu seems much more fitting." agreed Ruushiro in which Natsumi sighed.
"Natsu-kun, we know that you already now why we came here so I don't have to explain it all. But I just want you to know that we are not trying to force you, but help you to like basketball again."
"I know. You don't have to waste your breath on repeating what Kuroko-kun had told me." said Natsumi in which had put the team to stare shockingly at Natsumi.
"Kuro-"
"I've already convinced him since the beginning." said Kuroko, in which he appeared behind both Ruushiro and Natsumi. Ruushiro choke on his own saliva while Natsumi, on reflex, elbowed his father on the gut which sent his father to make such funny face and doubled over, coughing.
"K-Kuroko! You could had killed us!" yelled Kagami, much too shaken.
"Kuroko-kun, please don't do that..." mumbled Natsumi who slapped his father's back, hard, which Ruushiro fell flat on the marbled floor. "Uh oh.. I over did it.."
"GEH!" the whole Seirin sweat-dropped as Ruushiro drooled on the marbled floor.
"Woof!" every head turned to the direction where Tetsuya #2 was, barking at them happily. Spotting Natsumi, #2 ran at him as the said person kneeled down to pick up the pup. "Woof"
"Hello Tetsuya #2. Can't wait for tomorrow's training?" although Natsumi tried to make his voice sound less monotone, it failed. It sounded much more princely type which Natsumi frowned inwardly.
"Wait, what?" Hyuuga stared at Natsumi while trying to figure if his ears have not gone deaf on him.
"Natsumi-kun decided to join us. Although he did went agaisnt Aoimine-kun on our way from school to here." explained Kuroko in which Kagami stood up abruptly.
"He went against Aoimine?!" exclaimed Kagami, not believing it all.
"By how many?!" asked Fukuda.
"190-120" answered Kuroko in which the whole Seirin gaped at Natsumi who returned the stare.
"You have got to be kidding me! Only you alone?! You must had gone against him with Kuro-"
"Are you thinking that our Onii-san is useless?" scoffed Saichi, crossing his arms. "We taught him how to play basketball in our way of playing. Doesn't matter in group or two-on-two or even one-on-one."
Wait! But you guys can't-" started Riko, only to be rudely interrupted by Soichu.
"Although we can't see, we can use our ability to feel and hear. For hearing, you hear the sounds of your opponent's steps and dribbles of the basketball while in feeling, you can feel the wind swift past you when your opponent passes you."
"We figured that we could still play but in my situation, I can only play basketball. Soccer has some different methods. We started to coach Onii-san for the upcoming Tournament with what we could offer." explained Saichi.
"In order to make our efforts successful, we had to get rid of Onii-san's vision. After we blind-folded him, we started to coach the basic steps we can use and how to master the hearing ability. He mastered it and we decided it was time for him to use his vision while we demonstrate our ways of playing basketball. Of course, he doesn't have to use our techniques-"
"-but combined them with my own so it will create a new way to play. I've spend exactly 3 years mastering their abilities and techniques until I've put them in use during the final tournament." finished Natsumi. The Seirin group were speechless at the given info.
"... amazing.." mumbled Fukuda.
"Incredible..." whispered Riko, never she thought nor seen people being able to play without their vision. 'But then again... it had something to with the people you have around that support you.'
'Only 3 years is such a short time in my opinion. Yet he went through and mastered what he could to at least make it far.' Hyuuga smiled.
'Such people do exist after all. It only takes a matter of time to find those who have disabilities that they can still play a part in the game. Those who pity them encourages them to go take a step forward to stay in their position in the game. Those people, blind, deaf, autism, down syndrome or any kind of disability, are admirable by their community and those who helped them become more who they want to be.' Izuki smiled too.
'Those kinds of people are the example what we can do that they can't do. It is much more fun to learn from people like Saichi and Soichu who have only lost their ability to see. Yet they somehow found a way to train their own brother to perfect his skills in basketball. Like I said before, basketball is such a fun sport that should be played joyfully with smiles and laughter, not just the power to win, but to bring smiles to those who need to open their tents and step out of it, to see it with their very eyes and have the chance to play.' Teppei smiled wider, shaking his head.
'I guess if Natsumi could do it, anybody could do it. If his brothers can do it, everybody can do it no matter the disability they have. Because basketball or any type of sport, you can still do it. It doesn't have to be perfect but you have to do your part in the game to reach out towards the award you'd receive because of your efforts. I guess I understand Nastumi's situation since I learned basketball a bit the hard way but it was worth.' Kagami grunted but stared at Natsumi's puzzled yet firm expression.
'We all have a lesson to learn throughout our lives, to guide us and we enjoy the lesson given. Hahaha, this is comfortable.' Fukuda laughed quietly while both Mitobe and Furihata had thought the same thing, they too, laughed along. Well, Mitobe just smiled as Kawahara joined them.
Saichi was frowning but spoke "On three conditions. One; Don't hurt nor use any bad language on Onii-san or you'll become our examples. Two; We will be attend your tournaments, matches and practices-"
"We also plan going to places for breaks" added Riko. Saichi huffed but nodded.
"I'm not dumb, I've expected that. No, we will not be separated from our Onii-san. And Three; The tittle of vice coaches."
"WHAT?!" exclaimed Riko. "You two want to be vice coaches after meh?!"
"Of course, we want what's best for our Onii-san's new team. And much more better management on money." explained Saichi. Riko sighed, nodding. "Do you agree on our three conditions?"
"It's a fair deal." said Riko as she stood up to shake Saichi's and Soichu's hands.
"The deal is sealed now."
"Now that it's all settled, why don't you all spend the night here?" offered Ruushiro, smiling.
"What?! Are you serious?!" exclaimed Furihata.
"You're not kidding are you?" questioned Riko, shocked.
"neh, Suya-chan?" Ruushiro turned to look at his son who was eating a piece of fancy tuna from his chopsticks which a maid, blushing, had brought for her young master.
"Of course. Why would I kick them out? It'll be a drag to do so.." said Natsumi, in return he received a bear hug from his father. "L-Let go...you'll sophisticate me..."
"Feel like home! There's plenty of guess rooms-"
"Natsumi, do you mind I share your room?" asked Kuroko who appeared beside him. Natsumi's eyebrow twitched.
"Eh?" Natsumi stared at Kuroko. "Why?"
"I really don't want to handle their bets during the night." answered Kuroko with a blank expression.
"Uhn, I don't mind. Although I tend to have an extra room beside my brothers' room." shrugged Natsumi. Kuroko nodded while suddenly a maid made her presence known.
"Master Natsumi-sama, the dinner is served." the maid bowed. Ruushiro smiled.
"Thank you, dear. Come all, dinner is ready for you." Ruushiro walked toward the dining area. The maid straighten and looked at Natsumi's back, blushing. Kuroko noticed as he tapped Natsumi's shoulder.
"Natsumi-kun" Natsumi turned to fully look at Kuroko, still motioning the group to follow his father. "Over there."
"Uhn, thank you Kuroko-kun and please stop scaring me.." Natsumi scowled as Kuroko smiled a bit as he too, followed after his teammates.
"Y-Young Master, I-I have-"
"A gift? Theres no need to waste your money on that." Natsumi rubbed the back of his neck, embarrassingly.
"B-But it's worth for you, Young Master. You are so nice ever since we were kids" the maid chuckled as Natsumi huffed yet he smiled.
"Neh neh, it had been good times back then, haven't it Mina?"
"Of course. U-Um, would you like me to do your hair, Young Master?"
"Save the trouble. I'll inform you dear friend. Excuse me, I have-"
"Someone is becoming soft for his team" the maid giggled as she quickly ran away. Natsumi blushed but scowled.
"Soft? Barely... This is just another drag.. Well at least I have to get myself to do some work although I already had joined numerous clubs-"
"Suya-chan!"
"Ah, there goes the mother hen.." mumbled Natsumi, leaning agaisnt the entrance of the dining area to combed through his long, floor-length, violet hair.
"Onii-san!"
"There goes the chick.." mumbled Natsumi, continuing to comb his hair.
"Oi Onii-san!"
"There goes the second chick.."
"Natsu-kuuuun~"
"... the roma-roma foxy..."
"Natsumi-kun!"
"...Hmmm... Furihata was it?... The there goes the cat.." Natsumi said as he combed his bangs.
"Natsumi!"
"Ah, the tomboy.."
"Woof!"
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"The cute pup-"
"Is that guy gonna eat?! I'll get his dinner if he isn't"
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"The tiger...although I am glad the others are more normal-"
"Natsumi-kun" said Kuroko, from beside Natsumi who stabbed the wall beside his left while he accidently poked his own eye. 'This guy...Since when did he get here? And that really fudging hurt... my eye really hurts...'
"Ow... Kuroko-kun... Will you stop doing that?" Natsumi calmly said as he tried to calm his pounding heart, rubbing his eye.
'I get the feeling this is not going to be the last time he'll stop scaring me... I even poked my eye... no. That's not funny at all-'
"YO MOMMA SO FAT, YOU HAVE TO ROLL OVER TWICE TO GET OFF HER!"
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'Even that... Dear noo...'
"I got one! I got one! Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!"
Natsumi raised an eyebrow at that as he heard laughter in the dining area. 'Even Saichi is famous for his jokes, I suppose...'
"I've got another one! Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!" Another round of laughter was heard as Natsumi scowled. Trying at least no to laugh at that joke.
"Another one!"
"Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!" another round of laughter was heard as Natsumi clamped his mouth shut to not laugh. Natsumi calmly walked in the dining area to see everyone laughing, even his father was laughing along. Natsumi sighed as he went to take his seat in between Hyuuga and Teppei since Saichi and Soichu were siting in between Furihata and Kawahara. Mitobe was sitting next to Furihata as Fukuda sat between Izuki and Hyuuga as Izuki sat between Fukuda and Kagami, leaving Kuroko sit next to Ruushiro at the head table.
"Oi! Natsumi, why don't you tell us a joke?!" asked Kawahara. Natsumi pouted while serving himself as Teppei happily stared at Natsumi's cute expressions.
"I'm not good on j-"
"Don't lie Onii-san!"
"Come on! You got guts?" asked Saichi, smirking from his seat. Natsumi scowled.
"I do got guts because the next thing you know, you'll end up having to drive a kilometer to get yourself a brand new bag of watermelon seeds."
"Daaaaaang!" exclaimed Fukuda, as everyone laughed at Natsumi's threats.
"You can do better than that!" laughed Saichi. Natsumi pouted again.
"Fine. Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif."
Everyone laughed at that as they pounded on the table for breath but kept laughing.
'I really don't like this at all..'
"Yo momma so stupid she picked up a stick and stabbed it up the mail box's flap!" laughed Saichi, another round of hard laughter.
'When is training gonna come... my ribs are killing me...'
*Between Hyuuga and Riko*
"Hyuuga, Kuroko beat us again!" whispered Riko who was sitting in front of Hyuuga.
"Surprisingly, twice in a row now" Hyuuga whispered back.
"Ugh... Oh well. I'm sure during training, we'll score!" whispered Riko, excitedly.
"I pretty much doubt it..." Hyuuga sweat-dropped as he glanced at Natsumi who was eating calmly.
"We'll score, don't worry. We got Kagami." Riko whispered as she smirked.
"Oh no..." Hyuuga sighed as he ate his food while listening to jokes of others. 'Isn't this suppose to be formal?'
Hyuuga then gave up until Teppei's previous comment came to his mind "Natsumi is just cute when he scowls or pouts. But other than that, he is still beautiful. " Hyuuga snorted, shaking his head as he glanced at Natsumi with a calculus eyes. Natsumi again pouted when Saichi urged him to say another joke about their neighbor while others were trying to stay quiet. 'Alright, I admit, he is cute. There. But did he really defeated Aomine from Touku?'
~O~
To be continued...
Author: Thanks for reading! Yeah these jokes were funny cuz my friends were competing who could the wqhole class laugh so yeah.
Nami: IT'S SO DARN FUNNY! (via pm)
Author: What have I told you?! Get out!
Nami: XD OMFG! That was hilarious! Have you recorded your friends' competition?! (via pm)
Author: I did, I showed it to my parents and they cracked big time. Now get out!
Nami: XD OMG lmaooo. Ok, byes~ (via pm)
Author: Anyways, thanks for reading my chapter, I know I took long but I'm busy with my other story so yeah. True story about the Yo Momma Jokes in my class, it was super hilarious that a guy peed on his pants. Anyways, again, thanks and leave a review please. :)
Ciao mio amicos! :D